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Stunna girl
February 23, 2022 at 6:53 pm
This guy is literally astronaut in the Ocean
Bryan Kelly
February 23, 2022 at 7:11 pm
The Big Blue Soundtrack is a slept on banger
Arnav singh
February 23, 2022 at 7:23 pm
This is the first time I heard the word ‘Aquanaut’
nilpoint
February 23, 2022 at 7:38 pm
Im pretty sure he is not Aquaman.
nilpoint
February 23, 2022 at 7:48 pm
Cannot pronounce cephalopod.
Herman Von Petri
February 23, 2022 at 8:58 pm
He’s saying it with a mix of the French pronunciation with an American accent. (He was born in France, but mostly lives in the USA.)
MyCatEatsEverything
February 23, 2022 at 8:13 pm
I want to know his wristwatch recommendations 😮
Filip Ivan
February 23, 2022 at 8:14 pm
“My name is Fabian”
Narrator instantly butchering the name “Fei-bien”
Mandeep
February 23, 2022 at 8:34 pm
Aquanaut…oooh. Never heard of that before.
alre gtx
February 23, 2022 at 8:37 pm
“Let’s dive in” 😂👍
Dolmanator
February 23, 2022 at 8:42 pm
Wow you guys cut the video just as he was about to follow up on punching a shark “angering the animal”. That sounded like he was about to tell you what you should ACTUALLY do during a shark attack
John Morris
February 23, 2022 at 10:43 pm
You pray that the shark does not have a lot of resolve.
Dolmanator
February 23, 2022 at 8:45 pm
This seems like it’s trying to cram in as many clips as possible and is really poorly edited to the point where all of his sentences ending each clip are left hanging
falseking989
February 23, 2022 at 8:46 pm
He looks like an older version of the accent expert. I liked his subtle personality. Bring him back!
Mary Ann
February 23, 2022 at 9:07 pm
Watched “The Undersea World of Jacques Cousteau” on TV as a kid. They were amazing, narrated with his fabulous French accent.
PresidentialWinner
February 23, 2022 at 9:27 pm
He looks like a combination of Douglas Murray and Glenn Howerton and Ryan Reynolds at 60 years old.
StarCrusher
February 23, 2022 at 9:49 pm
The shot of the Titanic isnt merely “what you’d get” down there, James Cameron literally dove down to the Titanic and filmed there.
iAMhonka
February 23, 2022 at 9:55 pm
guest: my name is Fah-bee-ahn Cousteau
narrator: FAY-BEEYEN!
Earthbound Cory
February 23, 2022 at 10:05 pm
This guy clearly hasn’t watched Lost.
The reason Charlie bolted the door with himself inside was because it was predicted that he needed to die in order for everyone to be safe. It was clearly explained.
Jupiter Wilky May
February 23, 2022 at 10:36 pm
this guy is literally Jacques Cousteau’s grandchild. it was in his destiny to be on this show.
John Morris
February 23, 2022 at 10:47 pm
Now way this guy and James Cameron have never meant before.
Cameron has dumped millions into ocean exploration.
mirrbot
February 23, 2022 at 10:47 pm
This guy is great, love his narration and humour. Wired, you really know how to pick them!
Stark Parker
February 23, 2022 at 11:11 pm
Cousteau here is the most interesting man in the ocean.
Lori Riley
February 23, 2022 at 11:24 pm
“Underwater explosions have the potential to be quite devastating.” A polite way of saying you’re dead. Such a gentleman.
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February 24, 2022 at 12:14 am
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February 24, 2022 at 12:23 am
Is this guy related to Jacques?
**edit** Oh, I guess that’s his grandfather that he’s speaking of..
Carlos Blanco
February 24, 2022 at 9:12 am
No you wrong
Tabitha Barrs-Albritton
February 24, 2022 at 9:26 am
PANDORA”S BOX WAS FILLED WITH HORRIBLE THINGS BRO
Victoria 🔥𝐆𝐨 𝐓𝐨 𝐌𝐲 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐥 [𝐋!𝐯𝐞]
February 24, 2022 at 9:26 am
Watched “The Undersea World of Jacques Cousteau” on TV as a kid. They were amazing, narrated with his fabulous French accent.
Jayjay
February 24, 2022 at 9:53 am
13:16, that part is already been proven in Mythbusters.
Angelic Nephilim
February 24, 2022 at 10:59 am
He LITERALLY just told you how his name was pronounced.
Sandy-𝓕**СК МЕ - СНЕ𝓒𝓚 𝓜𝓨 Р𝓡0𝓕𝓘𝓛Е🔞
February 24, 2022 at 12:18 pm
Watched “The Undersea World of Jacques Cousteau” on TV as a kid. They were amazing, narrated with his fabulous French accent.
Erica Rios
February 24, 2022 at 12:58 pm
8:30, literally admitting to there being aliens under the ocean 🤫🤔
Sharon 🔥𝐆𝐨 𝐓𝐨 𝐌𝐲 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐥 [𝐋!𝐯𝐞]🔞
February 24, 2022 at 12:59 pm
“Underwater explosions have the potential to be quite devastating.” A polite way of saying you’re dead. Such a gentleman.
J
February 24, 2022 at 1:36 pm
I don’t get why would you choose quantity over quality. Instead of having the expert reacting to various movies, have them talking more about each one of them, even if that means having them react to a minor number of scenes.
You are straight cutting off his sentences, right when is about to get interesting.
Jossie Diel
February 24, 2022 at 5:13 pm
This guy sounds exactly like Rob Lowe!
Sussy-🔞T[A]P Me!! to Have [𝐒]𝐄𝐗 With 𝐌𝐞
February 24, 2022 at 5:22 pm
This guy is great, love his narration and humour. Wired, you really know how to pick them!
Sharon-𝔽**СК МЕ - СНЕℂ𝕂 𝕄𝕐 Рℝ𝟘𝔽𝕀𝕃Е🔞
February 24, 2022 at 6:03 pm
Watched “The Undersea World of Jacques Cousteau” on TV as a kid. They were amazing, narrated with his fabulous French accent.
David Lev
February 24, 2022 at 6:11 pm
I find it a little suspicious that the Steve Zissou segment is so short….
Brionyx
February 24, 2022 at 10:21 pm
I love the way they straight up butchered his name immediately after he said it
Tonya Richards
February 25, 2022 at 12:36 am
My favorite part : Oh boy. Lol
Mari Fazekas
February 25, 2022 at 1:11 am
Dead-on with his comment about sharks. We are far more dangerous to them
Dunk
February 25, 2022 at 5:07 am
12:17 The way he pronounces cephalopods is exactly how Ted Mosby would say it lol
Vincent Winqvist
February 25, 2022 at 5:59 am
Refering to the oceans as “Pandora’s box” isn’t inspiering, it would be a warning.
Patti DePra
March 6, 2022 at 5:21 am
Or both? Remember, there was hope at the bottom.
Lots of awful things that flew out (!!) …….
But hope at the bottom —
James T.
February 25, 2022 at 4:09 pm
95 shark incidents, a dozen fatal??
The Titanic scene was shot on it.
Get your facts straight…
Varol Selim
February 25, 2022 at 6:12 pm
alt yazı süper (çeviri..
Mari Fazekas
February 26, 2022 at 7:23 pm
Open water is so sad 😩
Joe C
February 26, 2022 at 11:34 pm
For that last one, it is a massive storm surge.
Erik Hermansen
March 5, 2022 at 7:56 pm
Better bring a “safety sausage,” you might need to blow it to make sure its firm and fully inflated… 🐖
DVOYD
February 27, 2022 at 7:42 am
05:09 Real life Subnautica confirmed.
Invox
February 27, 2022 at 7:51 pm
This was super cool and informative. Hope he comes back.
Mohammad Zaman
February 27, 2022 at 10:11 pm
Fabien Cousteau is an awesome guy great to see him in this type of video however the edit spent way too little time on way too many movies. I’d suggest halving the number of movies he talks about so that we can get a bit more in depth since he was clearly talking about them for longer. Or make this a 45 minute video full more commentary on every movie which would be the best 😁
ChesterTester
February 27, 2022 at 11:38 pm
You forgot to timestamp Piranha 3D.
Stajničar
February 28, 2022 at 11:38 am
bonne vidéo
Mark Getman
February 28, 2022 at 10:20 pm
i think in a case like this you are doing a disservice by not putting the aquanauts name
Ethan Mattix
March 2, 2022 at 12:16 am
I feel like it should be a crime to make Fabien Cousteau, the literal grandson of Jacques Cousteau sit through Piranha 3D.
Patsy Kiniry
March 3, 2022 at 5:10 am
safety sausage
Erik Hermansen
March 5, 2022 at 8:04 pm
I’m glad someone else noticed that. I’m not sure I could have said that with a straight face, even with infinite takes.
Thomas Scalise
March 4, 2022 at 1:08 am
for a second i thought they got the original cousteau
Tyken Grayne
March 4, 2022 at 4:55 am
Him, pronouncing his own name: “fah-bien”
Voiceover, immediately following him: “fay-bien”
Tan Tone01
March 5, 2022 at 2:15 am
Loved this
Jarsky
March 6, 2022 at 5:12 am
The Titanic representation isnt “a fairly accurate visual”, it’s literally real footage of the Titanic wreckage. James Cameron is obsessed with sea exploration, he spent months on months with many dives to the wreckage recording video for the film.
Wayne Wright
March 6, 2022 at 6:12 am
Liked his critiques **sooooo much**–complimentary when it was merited, humorous & sarcastic when some scenes were just, well–ridiculous (“Oh boy”, “Siiigh–“what to say about this clip??”, “They look like a bunch of yahoo divers”, “secondly–sharks don’t yawn like this underwater”)
Glad that he didn’t make a big to-do about being the grandson of Jacques Cousteau..
Grinnar
March 6, 2022 at 9:06 am
Despite my phobia of deep water, I love this guy’s approach. I am also in love with the ocean, though I doubt I’ll go deep down in my life. Much respect for the marine life as well. 😊
Studeb
March 6, 2022 at 3:42 pm
Now I want to see an accurate ending to Jaws, where the shark becomes a rocket.
yakuza01
March 6, 2022 at 6:00 pm
The grandson of a legend.
cooki3monstr
March 6, 2022 at 8:18 pm
I could listen to hours of the unedited versions of these. The information given is fascinating!
Little Timmy
March 6, 2022 at 9:54 pm
Only a dozen fatal shark attacks world wide my ACE! WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING AND WHO IS PAYING YOU TO SAY THAT EXTREMELY EASY LIE TO DISPROVE?
Edit: there is a great and truly informational channel called “Sharks Happen” which disproves that bunch of bologna in the first couple of episodes!
Gene Kim
March 7, 2022 at 7:31 am
they didn’t even bother saying his name right
Mr. Cranker
March 7, 2022 at 11:51 pm
He looks like the Bioshock protagonist lmao
Philipp Void
March 8, 2022 at 1:48 am
i remember reading his grandfather’s books as a child. especially the pictures of the deep sea
Djinn-1
March 8, 2022 at 3:54 am
That was great – imagine growing up like he did. What an experience.
Milsy Wag
March 8, 2022 at 6:39 am
6:50 There’s no shark of that size in existence today. – while talking about The Meg, a movie about an extinct shark
ABC EFG
March 8, 2022 at 6:52 am
I hope soon we have a under water resort.😊
Bateau Bautista
March 8, 2022 at 6:39 pm
the thing with breathable liquid is a thing, its rich enough with oxygen without any problems But there is a huge problem with transport off carbon dioxide. Thats why we cant use it for longer then 3 mins.
Stephen
March 8, 2022 at 9:19 pm
Why did you only allow him 2-3 sentences per movie?
Peter Sime
March 8, 2022 at 11:51 pm
Should get him to do a let’s play of Subnautica.
Bricked
March 9, 2022 at 5:04 am
Did he say 120 million sharks a year?!!
Is that even possible? I am now more scared of sharks than I was before. That is too many.
Naja H
March 9, 2022 at 9:10 pm
Think of it this way. You have a billion sharks, but only about 10 deaths a year. So for every 100 million sharks only one will kill a human. That’s pretty safe, don’t you think?
drownoble
March 9, 2022 at 11:12 am
The boat scene in Pirates is actually NOT possible. Mythbusters did a test on it and found the buoyancy of the boat would pull it to the surface. Two men would not have the strength to actually hold the boat, with an air pocket, underwater. If there was a hole in the boat (no air), then they could do it.
K W
March 9, 2022 at 12:51 pm
“The Titanic has been ‘pseudo-legend’ for nearly a century”…. umm.. actually, the Titanic is real, my dude. We just call those ‘facts’
Cookieh Monsta
March 9, 2022 at 1:42 pm
“It’s Pandora’s box of mysteries waiting to be uncovered” my dude Pandora’s box was filled with plagues and misery for humanity
Anton Adelson
March 9, 2022 at 3:08 pm
The editing is horrible. Most movies get like 20 seconds of commentary while I’m almost sure Mr Cousteau shared a lot more info than shown!
MR
March 10, 2022 at 1:31 am
This is one of the best of these “expert critique” videos I’ve seen. What a great speaker.
Hammas Haukka
March 10, 2022 at 3:28 am
I’d appreciate less scenes and more time per scene. The way it is here, there’s almost 0 information relayed.
Robert Woods
March 10, 2022 at 7:38 am
Very cool! Now when can we get The Abyss on bluray? 😄
John Salomon
March 10, 2022 at 9:28 am
Size of the sausage huh?
christopher
March 10, 2022 at 3:05 pm
Love how within seconds they get his name wrong 😉
Kaan Dervis
March 10, 2022 at 9:12 pm
Jean Jacques Cousteau was exploring the earth, his grandson is doing youtube videos… This is the sad result of globalist idiocracy..
tubeyhamster
March 10, 2022 at 10:20 pm
Do you mean to tell me that Into the Blue was not 100% realistic?!
Isaac Alonzo
March 10, 2022 at 11:19 pm
Grandchild of OG subrarine explorer Jaques Cousteau, no better presenter for this kind of break down. But how could you get the name wrong when he says it right in the first line.
Wibblewozzer
March 10, 2022 at 11:42 pm
Be great if there was a Wired side channel or just a secondary video posted that had longer versions of his answers and B-roll. In most of these videos it’s apparent they likely have more to say but editing keeps it succint but in this case the cuts seem far more clear that he was saying more and it made many of his replies too short without really providing expert commentary.
In the end it turns most of these into “that’s not realistic. That one is,” and so forth. Compare that to some of the older Critique videos where they elaborate and can get fairly deep into the processes or whatever.
Still love to watch this video series but figured I’d give my own critique.
Dimidia Luce
March 11, 2022 at 12:20 am
the editing done a brilliant job 🤣
Kevin Harris
March 11, 2022 at 12:58 am
Lol ok I want to see 2 guys try and yank a canoe under water with air in it. I seriously doubt they will be able to hold it under.
Will T
March 11, 2022 at 2:07 am
I wish I could hear his full answers!
NatrixHasYou
March 11, 2022 at 8:37 am
Not Penny’s boat.
Mike W
March 11, 2022 at 2:06 pm
He failed to mention that breathing oxygen enriched perfluorocarbons is a real thing.
Tiffany
March 11, 2022 at 3:21 pm
While I always enjoy commentary on sharks, I’m disappointed he didn’t comment on the submersibles in The Meg.
Nupt 94
March 11, 2022 at 5:21 pm
This man is incredibly knowledgeable but the choice of movies/show and the editing did him no favors. Unlike others in the series we got no discussion just simple, we’ll know statements. Everything else was cut off. Stopped half way through
X M Inc.
March 11, 2022 at 5:41 pm
“Ocean-life is important, and for that reason— I’m Out.”
outboardprsnlstndup
March 11, 2022 at 7:45 pm
“Liquid breathing isn’t a technology that is feasible today” … that you know about, muahahahahaha
joe don
March 11, 2022 at 7:59 pm
I can confirm the second one with depp
Booped Nose
March 11, 2022 at 8:22 pm
I agree having spent a good deal ofmy life on the ocean as a sailor for over 2 decades, the Ocean is beautiful, and captivating however you MUST respect it because it can be violent at times and it has no mercy.
SubmarineFTW
March 11, 2022 at 8:54 pm
I love that this dude made the same point as Anthony Jeselnik and didn’t get canceled right away.
V R
March 11, 2022 at 9:42 pm
Pirates of the Caribbean – If the boat was heavy enough to not float up with an air bubble. It would be too heavy to float.
William Henderson
March 11, 2022 at 10:02 pm
I love this guys explanations and his humility!!
Alanna Netz
March 11, 2022 at 10:43 pm
On the topic of Atlantis it’s because people are into lies and fairy tales instead of absolute truth
yuthurabanchez
March 11, 2022 at 11:41 pm
Loved his commentary, he’s one of my favorite experts you’ve had on so far!
Joe Martinez
March 12, 2022 at 1:44 am
when i was in the military i would go scuba diving the ocean is a whole nother world and its heaven
jasonhall10
March 12, 2022 at 4:24 am
Anyone else trying to figure out what watch he’s wearing? 😅
Logan Franklin
March 12, 2022 at 4:11 pm
I want that sweater
U8.ajd
March 12, 2022 at 4:28 pm
I’m very fascinated by the ocean and life underwater. Ever since I learned that we’ve documented more about Space than the Earth’s oceans, I knew the sea would be far more incredible. I’d even take going in a submersible more than a space shuttle. I hope I can do some form of underwater exploration in the future.
Peter Savov
March 12, 2022 at 10:04 pm
Soo…. wood floats. Wooden boat with air pocket will float.
Mythbusters did an episode on this exact clip. It’s not possible
Ocker3
March 13, 2022 at 12:38 am
Nicely done 🙂
Gunny8223
March 13, 2022 at 3:27 am
This guy is what happens when you don’t let your kids believe in Santa clause or the tooth fairy. Absolutely cynical and no imagination what’s so ever. And kind of a douche
Dustin Ochs
March 13, 2022 at 5:52 am
We know less about the depths of our oceans than we know about space. Yet this guy is like there’s no shark that big? Can that really be said with 100% accuracy? Me thinks no
Vivec's Vassals
March 13, 2022 at 6:41 am
0:50 – Mythbusters did it! BUSTED!!!
tb7771
March 13, 2022 at 9:33 am
I used to love watching his Grandfather’s documentaries growing up! What an amazing legacy to be part of. I hope his children continue that legacy.
GETRAZ
March 13, 2022 at 9:49 am
“My name is Fabien.. ” , 1 sec later: “FAYBIAN”
GETRAZ
March 13, 2022 at 10:16 am
6:50 I apreciate the take at the shark size being to big, but isn´t this just the catch with the Megalodon, which the movie is about? Yes even for a megalodon it´s too big, I know, but he referred to “in existence today”. (But I really do NOT want to defend that movie, because they slaughtered everything for cinematics, pun intended)
Mattias Ljung
March 13, 2022 at 1:19 pm
Show him and let him put some commentary on Subnautica and Subnautica Below Zero
Shoes
March 13, 2022 at 1:48 pm
Sounds like he had a lot more stuff to say but kept getting cut off, a shame as I was awaiting what he had to say quite often.
BlitzKreg
March 13, 2022 at 7:37 pm
Nah man. I DO NOT like the ocean.
Doreen Brandt
March 14, 2022 at 12:35 pm
“Typically shooting a scuba tank…” – Why does he talk like he has a lot of experience with tanks being shot? 😂
Xenatas
March 14, 2022 at 2:58 pm
I love how in the first four seconds someone pronounces his name wrong after literally just hearing him say it out loud
Renee
March 14, 2022 at 3:56 pm
Well, I’m in love w him
captainredbeard77
March 14, 2022 at 8:06 pm
I would love to hear what he thinks about the documentary ‘last Breath’
Onkel Pappkov
March 14, 2022 at 9:27 pm
0:57 – If the boat is heavy enough to hold the air and stay underwater, it is not a boat to begin with. The entire concept of boats is to have enough buoyancy to carry those guys without going under.
Holly's House
March 14, 2022 at 9:28 pm
The big blue is such an underrated film, one of my Dad and I’s favourites, I’ve watched it since I was little, highly recommend
Rebel Jonson
March 14, 2022 at 11:30 pm
He looks like a British college professor
Moe Whitfield
March 15, 2022 at 2:12 am
Atlantis is sitting in the san fransico bay, where it was left, because comcast/scifi cancelled the show at, so we know it’s whereabouts. its not a myth!
Greg .watson
March 15, 2022 at 9:48 am
they do actually have liquid breathing watched a documentary and they tested it on a mouse. in the liquid for 30 min and it was fine
Ned Mononymous
March 18, 2022 at 6:17 am
Hmm almost like he said we don’t have that yet. AS IN FOR HUMANS.
irishlostboy
March 15, 2022 at 10:18 am
Where are the clips of this guy’s grandfather running over a whale calf and beating sharks to death with the back of an axe? Or when he blew up a coral reef?
Johan Berg
March 15, 2022 at 3:34 pm
The great thing about Titanic is that much of the underwater footage is the real deal
Leu8304
March 15, 2022 at 10:49 pm
Why would you make him comment on so many movies and only show 1-2 sentences each.. Wasted opportunity.
Levi athon
March 16, 2022 at 6:21 pm
How did they not have him react to Bioshock? That would have been interesting to hear his impressions on aspects of the city design
Ned Mononymous
March 18, 2022 at 6:04 am
Could be the fact that it is neither a film or TV show…
Edward Clark
March 16, 2022 at 9:47 pm
All this and you didn’t add Underwater? Dang.
ill79
March 17, 2022 at 11:25 am
FEEYYBIEN
iTz Olie
March 17, 2022 at 11:44 am
Thalassophobia is the only rational fear. And this does absolutely nothing to change my mind. F**k the ocean
Shauday Smith
March 17, 2022 at 5:36 pm
“these look like a bunch of yahoo divers” I lol’d
NoticeDesign
March 18, 2022 at 12:57 am
Hmmmmmmm. Not sure he’s familiar with the story of Pandora’s box.
W Oin
March 18, 2022 at 1:10 am
He’s wonderfully interesting and I hope he visits again!
SiminaDar
March 18, 2022 at 4:10 am
The Meg: “There’s no shark that size.” Yes, that’s kind of the point of the movie. lol
Ned Mononymous
March 18, 2022 at 6:02 am
I love that I’m starting to be able to guess the experts!
Murder Bong
March 18, 2022 at 7:12 pm
HAHAA FIRST CLIP FOR THIS GUY WAS LIFE AQUATIC … WOW … ITS LIKE A JOKE LOOP LMAO
evelynziegler
March 19, 2022 at 4:36 am
I want to see him react to the Octonauts.
Joe - Bang
March 19, 2022 at 6:43 pm
Total poker face while watching the clip…then the reaction
Anne Sofie Jensen
March 19, 2022 at 9:42 pm
the fact that he is Jacques Cousteau’s grandchild and doesn’t even comment on it when watching The Life Aquatic 😅😅
Manintheboxjunkie
March 20, 2022 at 12:24 am
Yeah, a giant squid attack could happen. It’s a real possibility.
Well, I guess I’m never oceaning again. Thanks.
Anthony Echevarria
March 20, 2022 at 4:39 am
You asked him about the day after tomorrow but didn’t talk about the movie Underwater one time. That whole movie had diving in it.
j carry
March 20, 2022 at 6:05 am
I was really hoping for some of they “why” behind the fantasy of breathing liquid at extreme depths. Bummer.
GoProJoe
March 22, 2022 at 2:30 pm
It’s because of pressure. Breathing liquid let’s you go way deeper.
j carry
March 22, 2022 at 6:19 pm
@GoProJoe i know. Nobody’s done it so we use helium with tiny amounts of o2 mixed in instead. I wanted to hear if he thought it was possible someday.
Just Gaming
March 20, 2022 at 12:10 pm
I could listen to this guy for hours, I’d love a ocean documentary with him!
GalaxyWolfScent
March 20, 2022 at 2:05 pm
I love how he says “theres no shark of that size in existence today” like yeah, its supposed to be a megalodon
AgentBrain
March 21, 2022 at 3:44 am
Anyone else get annoyed that they kept cutting off his sentences and thoughts?
GoProJoe
March 22, 2022 at 2:29 pm
I think he was probably saying silly things
Søren Straarup Frederiksen
March 21, 2022 at 8:56 pm
Bring him back for part two!
JustACookNamed Josh
March 21, 2022 at 11:57 pm
So… Live like Subnautica?
Arty
March 22, 2022 at 1:01 am
Him: my name is FABIAN
She: FeiBien…
Jessy Manders
March 22, 2022 at 7:40 am
I’m not convinced there aren’t giant sharks somewhere in the unexplored depths of the ocean. I’ll continue with my unrealistic fear thank you
Caleko Media
March 22, 2022 at 4:29 pm
“my name is Fabian”
“Faybian is an aquanaut”
ski man
March 22, 2022 at 5:15 pm
Funny that people are watching a video about how movies are not reality but here we are with people being brainwashed by Hollywood and the media. People don’t know what reality is anymore. They think all the movie BS is real.
Deviroth
March 22, 2022 at 5:28 pm
this man should hear about Subnautica
Detskiy Kanal
March 22, 2022 at 10:30 pm
The best Wired video so far.
Beauregard Slim
March 22, 2022 at 11:49 pm
A Cousteau commenting on The Life Aquatic makes me so happy.
The Hadal Zone
March 23, 2022 at 12:09 am
Still waiting for aliens to review Avatar, ET, Aliens, Predator and Sphere.