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Botanist Joey Santore answers the internet’s burning questions about plants! What’s the weirdest plant in existence? Why do the leaves change colors in the fall? Can you cross-breed fruits? Why are plant medicines so taboo? Check out Joey’s YouTube channel, Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t – Still haven’t subscribed to WIRED on YouTube? ►► Listen…

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Botanist Joey Santore answers the internet’s burning questions about plants! What’s the weirdest plant in existence? Why do the leaves change colors in the fall? Can you cross-breed fruits? Why are plant medicines so taboo?

Check out Joey’s YouTube channel, Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t –

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  1. Eric Techstuffs

    March 11, 2022 at 11:31 pm

    I was going to click off. Then he turned me around in my chair and said, *”you don’t want to do that”* . I had a change of heart. Beautiful. Tremendous. *_lemme go_*

  2. Jnelle Trim

    March 11, 2022 at 11:32 pm

    Remember God loves you😊♥️
    John 3:16
    For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believeth in him should not perish but have everlasting life.
    If you trust in Jesus Christ and repent, you will be saved🙏🙏.
    He is coming back soon😌…..

  3. Died inVayne

    March 11, 2022 at 11:32 pm

    I didn’t know the Santore family has a botanist. Lololol jk

  4. eddie E

    March 11, 2022 at 11:37 pm

    Loved the info. Quite the persona though. Long Island perhaps? Almost like the Tony Soprano of planthood. “EY, don’t yell at my plant. You tawk to da plant your tawkin’ ta me. Thanks. Loved it. And loined a few tings.

  5. Google User

    March 11, 2022 at 11:41 pm

    When east coast vegan hardcore goes academic teheheheh

  6. ariez84

    March 11, 2022 at 11:41 pm

    I would never know he was into plants just by looking at him….

  7. Becky Schmidt

    March 11, 2022 at 11:55 pm

    i like this guy…. nice 🙂

  8. u. ru.

    March 11, 2022 at 11:57 pm

    “Don’t you put it in your mouth…. if you don’t know what it is….”

  9. Teddy Proctor

    March 12, 2022 at 12:03 am

    This man is now one of my favorite people

  10. Marcos Mateus

    March 12, 2022 at 12:03 am

    This guy is HOT!

  11. Kathryn M

    March 12, 2022 at 12:10 am

    Now I want to go and grow weed in Antarctica..

  12. tornado649

    March 12, 2022 at 12:28 am

    Awesome educating

  13. Luqman A

    March 12, 2022 at 12:28 am

    “When u eating fruit you are eating an ovary”

    Okay wtf, i’m not ready to hear that

  14. Bianca Santisteban

    March 12, 2022 at 12:45 am

    Love these videos on different experts answering questions, great series! Unrelated question: is he single?

  15. S Waddington

    March 12, 2022 at 12:49 am

    Heard you can use castor oil to attack Kudzu

  16. Dwi Dana

    March 12, 2022 at 12:58 am

    We need him for part 2.

  17. Marc-Olivier Ouellet

    March 12, 2022 at 1:04 am

    Ive said that about every expert and ill say it again: i love this guy!!!

  18. matt carnes

    March 12, 2022 at 1:15 am

    Its funny he is a flower guy but looks like someone who will put you in the grave

  19. EmceeOfMC

    March 12, 2022 at 1:16 am

    Is it just me or did he get nearly every username wrong?

  20. 2High 2Care

    March 12, 2022 at 1:17 am

    I would love to see more of this! This guy is awesome. I learned so much.

  21. Rajivrocks Ltd.

    March 12, 2022 at 1:20 am

    Very interesting

  22. oldcowbb

    March 12, 2022 at 1:25 am

    instant like when he addresses appeal to nature fallacy

  23. Enycma Pie

    March 12, 2022 at 4:54 pm

    Today i learned Orchird were named after Deez Nuts.

  24. Diane Campbell

    March 12, 2022 at 5:09 pm

    Certain farm animals love kudzu

  25. Aztec

    March 12, 2022 at 5:25 pm

    Why is he so respectful and 🔥 🥵

  26. Quinn

    March 12, 2022 at 5:26 pm

    I love Joey!!! So glad you posted this!

  27. Will Grandbois

    March 12, 2022 at 5:50 pm

    The John Donne reference made this already wonderful juxtaposition.

  28. irishmarine3

    March 12, 2022 at 5:53 pm

    punk rock botanist

  29. thormaster06

    March 12, 2022 at 6:23 pm

    All of the sudden Im interested in plants! 👀

  30. Halie Poirier

    March 12, 2022 at 7:19 pm

    I love Joey so much. And he would probably also be laughing about using a Scindapsus picture for a Philodendron mention.

  31. Evil Sharkey

    March 12, 2022 at 7:28 pm

    As a Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t fan, it’s weird to hear “Tony” (his pseudonym for the channel) end a video without the “go f*** yourself, bye”.

  32. Sebastian

    March 12, 2022 at 7:52 pm

    I was hoping he was gonna tell me to go f*** my self at the end

  33. quidama

    March 12, 2022 at 8:19 pm

    I love this guy

  34. Conrad Smith

    March 12, 2022 at 8:34 pm

    We have serpentine barrens in Maryland and they do indeed have many unique heavy metal hypoaccumulating plants growing in and around them.

  35. Badmanpuntbaxter

    March 12, 2022 at 8:40 pm

    If you haven’t seen an episode of crime pays but botany doesn’t, do yourself a favor and check it out.

  36. Mandeep

    March 12, 2022 at 9:27 pm

    Doki~

  37. MuskyLemon

    March 12, 2022 at 9:57 pm

    Love Joey and CPBBD but why bleep the last F bomb, and only that??

  38. Amr Nassef

    March 12, 2022 at 10:06 pm

    If poison Ivy was a man 😂

  39. Ehrenkind

    March 12, 2022 at 10:07 pm

    I didn’t get the overwater answer.
    Its full of water and then the rest of the water stays in the soil. So how does that start rot.

  40. Z. P.

    March 12, 2022 at 10:16 pm

    The geek to mobster ratio here is highly appealing

  41. BPCC Math251 (Calculus II, Hitchcock) 2017

    March 12, 2022 at 10:17 pm

    Thanks for having Joey on the channel. His channel rocks…or… flowers (I guess)!?!

  42. LoveHateBS

    March 12, 2022 at 10:18 pm

    This guy is so good. I couldn’t stop listening to him. So clear how passionate and knowledgable he is about botany. Genuinely inspired!

  43. Jill Walker

    March 12, 2022 at 10:52 pm

    stomatussy

  44. Bandro08

    March 12, 2022 at 11:19 pm

    I’ll never look at an Orchid the same way again, let alone smell it! I like how he answers plant questions kept me interested. Just don’t let him find out you double crossed a plant or you’ll be sleeping with the cacti.

  45. Malo periculosam libertatem quam quietam servitutem

    March 13, 2022 at 12:01 am

    This man is hot af.

  46. Zaboshi Tsutomeru

    March 13, 2022 at 12:17 am

    Mafia boss of plants.lol

  47. PEACE

    March 13, 2022 at 3:51 am

    ❤️🌟 In recent years, disasters have occurred frequently and anomalies have appeared one after another,You must confess your sins and repent,I hope that those who have not yet trusted in Jesus and God can trust in Jesus and God as soon as possible,Confess your sins and repent as soon as possible.2000 years ago, light came to the world,Jesus Christ came to the world.The Word became flesh and appeared before people’s eyes.He was crucified for the sins of people.He was resurrected on the third day, and then He ascended to heaven and sat at the right hand of God. If you sincerely trust Jesus Christ and accept Him as the Savior of your life, you will receive the Holy Spirit.Then, you must obey the Holy Spirit, rely on the guidance of the Holy Spirit to act and behave, and be a person who pleases God.

    But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, forbearance, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control. Against such things there is no law. —Galatians 5 : 22 – 23
    Don’t delay, you should immediately trust Jesus Christ and God!

  48. Junebug Creates

    March 13, 2022 at 3:10 am

    This is Nick Miller if he never overthought Julia’s cactus

  49. Leslie Gutierrez

    March 13, 2022 at 3:27 am

    My plants turn brown 🙁 lol

  50. Shabab Haider

    March 13, 2022 at 3:35 am

    ngl, if I saw this video about 6 years ago, I absolutely would have changed my college major to botany.

  51. Iz

    March 13, 2022 at 4:22 am

    This guy could seed me all he wants…

  52. Michely Writes

    March 13, 2022 at 4:44 am

    Are tomatoes poisonous?? Please someone tell me! English is not my first language!!!

    • Alethrial Sylviianel

      March 13, 2022 at 3:11 pm

      Ripe Tomatoes are not poisonous to eat. The leaves, stem, and green fruits are toxic to eat.They are part of the Nightshade family, which does have some poisonous members, and some non-poisonous members (Peppers, Eggplant, etc.). Potatoes are part of this family, and just like with tomatoes, you don’t want to eat unripe, sprouting, or green potatoes because they contain solanine, which is toxic. To sum up, Ripe tomatoes ☑️ Cooked potatoes ☑️ Any plant parts/uncooked potatoes ❌. Hope this helps! 🪴

    • Michely Writes

      March 13, 2022 at 5:43 pm

      @Alethrial Sylviianel thanks 🙏

    • Alethrial Sylviianel

      March 13, 2022 at 7:20 pm

      @Michely Writes Anytime! 🙂

  53. Martin Adams

    March 13, 2022 at 7:20 am

    Does anyone know what molecule is on his shirt? Saw someone mention maybe lsd but it’s hard to make it out, I don’t think it’s that though. *Edit. I think it might actually be either caffeine or nicotine.

  54. Lou Kramer

    March 13, 2022 at 8:01 am

    Amazing! Absolutely amazing! I would watch 10 more of these. Almost made me want to enjoy gardening…almost.

    • Daniel Davies

      March 13, 2022 at 4:36 pm

      Check out Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t he’s got hundreds and hundreds of amazing videos about plants in all kids of weird and wonderful environments. He’s just put up one about an endemic plant nursery, and he’s recently done a series of videos when he went to South Africa and he teaches about all kinds of crazy looking plants and the environments they live in.

    • Lou Kramer

      March 13, 2022 at 8:21 pm

      @Daniel Davies oh awesome, thanks!

  55. iCorazon19

    March 13, 2022 at 8:55 am

    This is kind of content that worth watching. Not those cringe Tik-Tok degenerates

  56. KalleKiwi

    March 13, 2022 at 9:07 am

    Oh this guy is cool.

  57. educostanzo

    March 13, 2022 at 9:44 am

    Top notch content!

  58. VINsational331

    March 13, 2022 at 12:15 pm

    This guy is outstanding. What a pro.

  59. Logan Presley

    March 13, 2022 at 3:09 pm

    Hot tectonic action

  60. Alethrial Sylviianel

    March 13, 2022 at 3:24 pm

    Absolutely loved this, Wired! Joey, you did an awesome job! Would love to see Joey back here answering harder level questions! 🪴

  61. BUDRICH

    March 13, 2022 at 3:56 pm

    Sebastian Haha sounds like him ..this guys very smart anyone who is in to botany is smart ..to the people sayin he looks tough its tough to grow plants

  62. ME Robb

    March 13, 2022 at 4:01 pm

    Subscribe to his channel! “Crime Pays but Botany Doesn’t”. Joey is amazing and interesting and also really funny. 💙

  63. ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN

    March 13, 2022 at 4:51 pm

    Note to self:
    Do not step on this guy’s grass!

  64. Arjit Jere

    March 13, 2022 at 5:29 pm

    Cool guy. Engaging narration,great knowledge. I did not like botany much in college, gravitated towards zoology, but if this guy was my teacher things would be different

  65. Christian Hansen

    March 13, 2022 at 6:16 pm

    An orchid looks like a nut! never heard that before. lol

  66. mrvalski

    March 13, 2022 at 6:24 pm

    I can’t believe I Joey is on WIRED

  67. Novak Goatkovic

    March 13, 2022 at 9:20 pm

    Have Novak Djokovic on set again PLEASE

  68. S P

    March 13, 2022 at 9:22 pm

    You didn’t bleep out a swear at 14:49 lol

  69. Andrew Cayer

    March 13, 2022 at 10:23 pm

    Joey is the only thing I miss about Instagram. Luckily his YT channel is second to none when it comes to information about plants I didn’t know I needed. And I monitor vegetation professionally. Botany or Death

  70. devon

    March 14, 2022 at 12:05 am

    Joey is the man. Thanks wired for doing this with him!

  71. Van Gu

    March 14, 2022 at 12:18 am

    Sheep and goats will hoover kudzu. You’ll have to keep bringing them back but eventually get rid of it.

  72. Jodi Rauth

    March 14, 2022 at 4:07 am

    This guy is amazing

  73. Hi Pie

    March 14, 2022 at 5:18 am

    why is everyone asking questions so agitated LOL

  74. Morte

    March 14, 2022 at 6:57 am

    Poison Ivy would love this guy

  75. ybemad

    March 14, 2022 at 9:02 am

    I loved the Breaking Bad reference. This guy is knowledgeable, charismatic AND good at making his teaching relatable, something the best teachers have in common.

  76. Emmy Face

    March 14, 2022 at 9:13 am

    Brilliant! I learned so much

  77. Ana DD

    March 14, 2022 at 11:07 am

    I love how fruits are ovaries xD

  78. Ana DD

    March 14, 2022 at 11:14 am

    Monstera is poisonous so watch out especially with animals and children

  79. Ana DD

    March 14, 2022 at 11:16 am

    If you don’t know it, don’t put it in your mouth.

  80. Retroglamamour

    March 14, 2022 at 1:17 pm

    14:50 _“Open up a f*ckin Organic Chemistry textbook, you know, rather than watching some hippy snake oil salesman on YouTube”_ 🤣😂 I love this guy.

  81. Amanda Creates Stuff #moonlightcraft2022

    March 14, 2022 at 1:51 pm

    Could listen to this dude talk botany all day 🤣😘😚

  82. Gay Rights

    March 14, 2022 at 1:55 pm

    MORE OF HIM PLEASE

  83. Diane Miles

    March 14, 2022 at 2:02 pm

    eeka-system

  84. Herre Von Verhagen

    March 14, 2022 at 3:02 pm

    More please, xoxox

  85. adinath jichkar

    March 14, 2022 at 5:27 pm

    I’d like a round 2 of botanist answers.

  86. W Coston

    March 14, 2022 at 5:38 pm

    I can listen to this guy talk about plants forever….

  87. Lake

    March 14, 2022 at 6:54 pm

    Excuse me did I hear “plants that paracitize fungi?” Metal.

  88. Julio Neto

    March 14, 2022 at 9:46 pm

    love this guy’s channel.

  89. Amanda Higgins

    March 14, 2022 at 11:01 pm

    the difference between joey santore and tony santoro is that joey says “have a good rest of your day bye” and tony says “go f*ck yourself bye”

  90. LibreImpacto

    March 14, 2022 at 11:46 pm

    Lots of cuts in the Kudzu section. Could we get the unaltered rant please?

  91. Dalie's Art Lab

    March 14, 2022 at 11:48 pm

    Digging your channel Joey! But sorry I didnt hear anything you said – has been very distracted by your voice and your face. 😉 😉

  92. diego

    March 14, 2022 at 11:55 pm

    this guy is a ultragigachad

  93. segraffiti

    March 15, 2022 at 12:44 am

    could listen 2 this man for hours

  94. Jeff, the God of Biscuits

    March 15, 2022 at 1:21 am

    As soon as someone asked about weird plants I screamed WELWITSCHIA! Glad he agreed. It’s so weird and so cool.

  95. Cactus9

    March 15, 2022 at 1:25 am

    A good answer for the “rarest plant” question would be Hyophorbe amaricaulis, there’s only one individual left in existence in a garden in Mauritius

  96. David B.

    March 15, 2022 at 1:34 am

    Netflix, Amazon, FX… if you are watching you need to give this guy his own show. He is the best and most engaging teacher of this stuff. Whenever I watch one of his videos I laugh all the way through and learn something every time.

  97. Monica Tejeda

    March 15, 2022 at 2:58 am

    Yes yes more of this please. Horticulturist next !

  98. Fisharefriends

    March 15, 2022 at 4:23 am

    I love this guy!

  99. alch3myau

    March 15, 2022 at 5:20 am

    hahaha was about to say ‘I wonder how many of these people are those type of growers’ and first answer lol

  100. Tate Testa

    March 15, 2022 at 6:00 am

    👑

  101. Madeleine H

    March 15, 2022 at 6:21 am

    Not to be dramatic but I’m in love with this man

  102. PlantJunkie69

    March 15, 2022 at 8:56 am

    I need another!

  103. Alanna Gray

    March 15, 2022 at 9:27 am

    These comments got a whole lot of thirsty little welwitschiales lookin for even just the fog of some hot tectonic botanist action

  104. Nick C

    March 15, 2022 at 11:44 am

    I never thought I’d get to see what Joey looks like, I just thought he’d be a disembodied Chicagoan in my head forever.

  105. EonWhite

    March 15, 2022 at 3:36 pm

    16:45
    Philodendron and Monstera.
    Gotta remember those.

  106. Colin H.

    March 15, 2022 at 4:43 pm

    i can watch this man talk about plants all day

  107. Miguel

    March 15, 2022 at 6:49 pm

    Tell me this person has a Skillshare channel. TEACH ME EVERYTHING!

  108. Salu omnidentidade

    March 15, 2022 at 9:14 pm

    niiice

  109. lolafiiona

    March 15, 2022 at 9:44 pm

    Love the accent and botany is one of my favorite subjects 😊😊😊

  110. Bailey BGood

    March 15, 2022 at 10:06 pm

    That hot tectonic action

  111. Cheesus

    March 16, 2022 at 12:16 am

    I would pay good money to watch this man and Summer Rayne Oakes geek out talking plants with one another.

  112. Kellie Saunders

    March 16, 2022 at 12:28 am

    Doooooode!! This is the first I’ve heard of you!! This was probably the best video I’ve ever seen. Please have some more pop up into my feed.
    This was informative and the answers were brief, yet in-depth. My cup of tea.
    I am saving this video so that I can reference back. Do you have a book??

  113. privacymatterspage

    March 16, 2022 at 12:53 am

    Big fan of Crime Pays but Botany Doesn’t, and this is the first time I’ve seen what he looks like (besides his tattooed arms pointing at plants).

  114. Iam Sam

    March 16, 2022 at 2:12 am

    I wonder what determines what gets censored (beeped out) and what doesn’t. There were a few hardcore swear words heard clearly, so I wonder what did he have to say to get beeped. (Not complaining… just curious.)

  115. Alia Yeancades

    March 16, 2022 at 2:27 am

    “What is the weirdest plant?”
    *SLAPS TABLE*
    _I have waited for this moment my whole life._

  116. Eric

    March 16, 2022 at 2:56 am

    IT’S THE FUCKIN CRIME PAYS BUT BOTANY DOESNT GUY IM SO HAPPY

  117. Eli Oviedo

    March 16, 2022 at 2:56 am

    this guy is a treasure. Also felt weird for him to close out a video without “go f*ck yourself. bye” <3

  118. Allyson S.

    March 16, 2022 at 3:24 am

    I love lichen

  119. Petrapedia

    March 16, 2022 at 3:58 am

    Great video, ya prick!

  120. 220 на себя Jay

    March 16, 2022 at 4:41 am

    OMG…. B.I.L.F ….. botanist I’d like to…. 🔥🔥🔥yummy

  121. Alexatarr

    March 16, 2022 at 5:19 am

    Joey is extremely entertaining and informative on IG and YT. Glad ya’ll chose him!

  122. Suits and Strings

    March 16, 2022 at 5:22 am

    This series is so good

  123. 108 U 🟡

    March 16, 2022 at 11:48 am

    When the plant mafia casually drops the warning that you might die

  124. nico

    March 16, 2022 at 1:02 pm

    THE ONLY BOTANIST I LOOK UP TO <3 JOEY JOEY JOEY JOEY JOEY JOEY JOEY JOEY ✊✊✊✊✊

  125. Linda Scoon

    March 16, 2022 at 4:37 pm

    He is like the plant mafia godfather

  126. L0united

    March 16, 2022 at 5:21 pm

    Ailanthus is the Pigeons of the plant world when it comes to their relationship with humans.

  127. L0united

    March 16, 2022 at 5:24 pm

    if you are against drunk twitting are you against stoned twitting?

  128. _Paws_

    March 16, 2022 at 6:39 pm

    He reminds me of my biology teacher in junior high; he has tattoos, actually curses in front of us and has a deep accent but a Long Island/Queens accent.

  129. _Paws_

    March 16, 2022 at 6:56 pm

    When he mentioned geology, some plants act like living metal detectors, they have become adept at growing and needing certain elements to properly survive. Some can live in a general condition but will be in a better condition if that chemical, or whatever, is in the substrate.

  130. _Paws_

    March 16, 2022 at 7:07 pm

    The part when he mention needing flowers to identify, flowers are the genitals of plants and like genitals biologists tend to tell other living things apart by that comparison. It’s weird…

  131. jlzombiecat

    March 16, 2022 at 8:01 pm

    I’ve been watching his YouTube channel for about two years now and the way he rattles off scientific names and rants about human encroachment on natural habitats is fantastic. Also, the way he talks to and about plants is pleasantly naughty, hilarious and all around awesome.

  132. amor

    March 16, 2022 at 8:53 pm

    i really love how even if some of the questions were really basic and not as complex, he still gives really detailed answers without caring about how simple/easy the question might seem

  133. isgravybaby

    March 16, 2022 at 10:13 pm

    I love the way he says ecosystem. Sounds very Jersey.

  134. Steven C

    March 17, 2022 at 3:36 am

    Joey!!!!! Love your “crime pays but botany dosent” been a patron for a while.

  135. Katie B

    March 17, 2022 at 6:30 am

    The little Pinguiculas are so cute 🥰🌱

  136. James MacMillan

    March 17, 2022 at 6:41 am

    This is almost the opposite of what I would imagine a botanist look and sound like.

  137. Isaac B

    March 17, 2022 at 8:41 am

    So good. Joey’s a champ.

  138. Markie P

    March 17, 2022 at 3:56 pm

    Wired is killing it with finding these great, entertaining experts.

  139. Chris R

    March 17, 2022 at 6:32 pm

    Haha, his natural personality comes out more the farther he goes, getting to quotes like “People get a little woo-woo about it” and “open a fuckin’ organic chemistry book”. This guy would be a teacher I’d love to have.

  140. April Kurtz

    March 17, 2022 at 7:13 pm

    Are those Pingquicula in front of you, you jadrool?

  141. Weird Heather

    March 17, 2022 at 11:06 pm

    Omg I love this guy, his channel is super interesting. So cool to see him as one of the experts on this channel.

  142. Christian Meyer

    March 17, 2022 at 11:18 pm

    He looks like he like one plant way more than all the others.

  143. RDG

    March 18, 2022 at 1:21 am

    Dude’s definitely not always a botanist. Maybe still is. Capiche?

  144. Brad Miller

    March 18, 2022 at 5:09 pm

    I am a member of the Department of Unauthorized Forestry. 😀

  145. Brian Amaral

    March 18, 2022 at 5:41 pm

    Joey Santore is an attactive Botanist… 🤩

  146. Alex

    March 18, 2022 at 5:48 pm

    His little comments and editorials just crack me up lol

  147. Nancy Folsom

    March 18, 2022 at 6:19 pm

    Okay, Welwitschia is cool and weird. My vote for one of the weirdest are the “carrion” or “corpse” plants like Stapelia. Plants with flowers that smell like rotting flesh? Yeah, def. weird.

  148. 3g0st

    March 18, 2022 at 6:27 pm

    Audio echo is unbearable

  149. Raman Garimella

    March 18, 2022 at 7:27 pm

    Thanks for the plant info Kendall Roy!

  150. ALAPINO

    March 18, 2022 at 7:31 pm

    I’m pretty sure someone is growing cannabis plants in Antarctica.

  151. Hakim Lotoro

    March 18, 2022 at 7:48 pm

    My boy is wicked smart.

  152. Ricky

    March 18, 2022 at 7:56 pm

    Guaranteed this guy was ordered by the mob to get rid of a body, then as he buried it and put some plants on top to hide it, he just discovered a new passion.

  153. Cory O'Brien

    March 18, 2022 at 8:01 pm

    This dude is connected

  154. Nicolas Cabrales

    March 18, 2022 at 8:06 pm

    this guy can explain you the photosynthesis process and also why you should pay back the money Mr Gambino lent you

  155. Ricky

    March 18, 2022 at 8:18 pm

    14:48 I love this dude

  156. Jacob Canote

    March 18, 2022 at 8:46 pm

    Crime pays, Botany doesn’t.
    “Check out the glands on this one!”
    “Nice and s#!t.”
    “Go f*%k yerself. Bye!”
    Love your face. Best of luck!

  157. Matt Madolah

    March 18, 2022 at 9:47 pm

    Love his videos of swearing at you liek a rough neck gangster, but with this level of knowledge that’d make a biologist blush!

  158. David Fish

    March 18, 2022 at 10:14 pm

    This guy is pretty great.

  159. Maarten De Groote

    March 18, 2022 at 10:18 pm

    PLANT IDENTIFICATION for 15:03 : that’s Euphorbia Guentheri

    • Maarten De Groote

      March 18, 2022 at 10:19 pm

      And the leaves fall off in autumn because it goes dormant during the winter months

  160. Sir David P.

    March 18, 2022 at 10:19 pm

    AYE JOEY PIZZA COMING OUT, COMAHHHHHHHHH

  161. Whit3_Lady

    March 18, 2022 at 11:03 pm

    I could talk plants with him all day. This video really turned me on..

  162. The Pondering Plumb

    March 18, 2022 at 11:46 pm

    It’s amazing to listen to an expert sharing their knowledge

  163. Mothman on a hikers phone

    March 19, 2022 at 12:32 am

    The little Pinguiculas in front of him are adorable

  164. Liz K

    March 19, 2022 at 12:37 am

    This is my new favorite thing. Tattoos, strong accent, and super smart.

  165. Harrison Naven

    March 19, 2022 at 12:38 am

    I f*ckin love this guy

  166. Caio

    March 19, 2022 at 12:39 am

    16:55 I thought he was going to say get a fake paint lol

  167. lara

    March 19, 2022 at 12:44 am

    I think I’m in love with him

  168. Boob Dylan

    March 19, 2022 at 1:09 am

    Goodluck to that person trying to find WHICH Euphorbia that is… there are over 2000 species within the genus loll. Have fun with that!

  169. PLANECRASHCORNER

    March 19, 2022 at 2:53 pm

    Omg joeys on wired…. does this mean hes a yuppie now?

  170. Michael Balmer

    March 19, 2022 at 3:32 pm

    check out his channel, Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t. He’s insanely knowledgeable about the natural world and funny too.

  171. Eric St-Gelais

    March 19, 2022 at 3:51 pm

    So botany does pay !

  172. Aroyyo Toad

    March 19, 2022 at 3:53 pm

    This dudes channel name is crimepaysbotonaydoesnt

  173. lilghostantenna

    March 19, 2022 at 4:04 pm

    This was awesome

  174. S Chan

    March 19, 2022 at 4:05 pm

    Wow dude’s a straight up italian mobster henchman, but grows cacti. I dig

  175. Sophie June

    March 19, 2022 at 4:06 pm

    This was really cool and very educational. But I’m going to feel like a cannibal every time I eat mushrooms now.
    Also, I love poisonous plants they’re so complex and interesting. All plants fascinate me though.

  176. b1njjj95

    March 19, 2022 at 4:13 pm

    Such a good episode! I want more plant facts! 🥺

  177. segamai

    March 19, 2022 at 4:16 pm

    Where are the thirst comments?? I’ll start; please come fertilize my mulch, plant daddy

  178. Émile Julien

    March 19, 2022 at 4:56 pm

    18:57 Deadly nightshade isn’t in the genus Solanum but in the genus Atropa of the same family, Solanaceae. He’s right though, there are Solanum species that produce poisonous fruits, like the potato (Solanum tuberosum).

  179. TheLifeOf Brandon

    March 19, 2022 at 5:17 pm

    I’ve been watching this guy since he was at 10k subscribers, I love seeing him here now, and love seeing how many people love botany and taxonomy, such a great time to be alive, love seeing you here Tony!

  180. ATinyWaffle

    March 19, 2022 at 5:21 pm

    5 seconds in and I found inspiration for my next D&D character. A badass farmer/botanist druid with a thick Chicago accent.😆

  181. wraitholme

    March 19, 2022 at 5:29 pm

    We have an old term for a symbiotic relationship with plants… it’s called farming.

  182. Shower

    March 19, 2022 at 5:38 pm

    I love humans that are completely invested in their passions. He was so excited he got asked about the strangest plant

  183. FoodMood

    March 19, 2022 at 6:02 pm

    Why don’t succulents grow in dry cold environments?

  184. Justin Crandell

    March 19, 2022 at 6:10 pm

    I watch his channel all the time but I feel like I always forget he’s so fine

  185. Hulk Slayer

    March 19, 2022 at 6:31 pm

    Wow! Just wow! One of the most impressive speakers I have seen on this channel. 👏

  186. Kavyam Khanna

    March 19, 2022 at 6:58 pm

    The people crushing on him in the comments pleaseeeeeeee

  187. Ethan

    March 19, 2022 at 8:00 pm

    I’ve met quite a few botanists in my life, but this is the first one that I’ve seen that looks/sounds like this lol.

  188. ike eki

    March 19, 2022 at 8:15 pm

    follow his youtube at Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t

  189. jack kadaka

    March 19, 2022 at 8:20 pm

    I guess botany can pay too. How “bout that?!

  190. Carey Johnston

    March 19, 2022 at 8:40 pm

    So glad to see you spreading your limbs to cover other ways to teach. And most importantly for me ( inspire) 😘🍀

  191. youtube com

    March 19, 2022 at 10:50 pm

    Good video

  192. David Sawyer

    March 20, 2022 at 12:03 am

    one thing with plant medicine is the fact that its often self prescribed and not many people talk to their doctor before using it. ive heard of patients almost dying because they are prescribed a medicine and never told their doctor about the plant medicine they take and they interact with very negative side effects

  193. Taras Korotchenko

    March 20, 2022 at 12:55 am

    His videos are absolutely hilarious and informative as a mf. Awesome to see him here 😤

  194. Fitztastico

    March 20, 2022 at 1:56 pm

    Joey smoothing down the accent and on his best behavior, lol 😁

  195. Kenna

    March 20, 2022 at 2:31 pm

    great! now pay the man his money

  196. Rena Farted

    March 20, 2022 at 3:33 pm

    I heard kudzu is vining and easy to remove cause it’s all ô one just find the root

  197. ✨hanoian boy✨

    March 20, 2022 at 3:48 pm

    These questions are either very easy, basic knowledge, basic gardening knowledge or stuff you learn in school. This is quite disappointing.

  198. falseking989

    March 20, 2022 at 4:15 pm

    He’s so knowledgeable & willing to teach others about his experiences.

  199. Emil Viktorsson

    March 20, 2022 at 5:08 pm

    You guys really need to place some acoustic panels on the walls to bring down that echo

  200. MrPeppermintPatty

    March 20, 2022 at 5:13 pm

    He looks/sounds like someone who left the mafia for a better like aka growing plants.

  201. MrDukeMark

    March 20, 2022 at 6:31 pm

    Best intro I have ever heard!

  202. William Hill

    March 20, 2022 at 6:53 pm

    It’s weird hearing Joey sign off without telling us to go f ourselves…

  203. Azrof Darkwood

    March 20, 2022 at 7:49 pm

    Favorite new support episode yet. GET THIS GUY BACK! GIVE HIM A SHOW!

  204. Sonya McDaniel

    March 20, 2022 at 8:04 pm

    He was so entertaining and interesting. I learned a lot of new stuff. Please bring him back!!

  205. Connie Lentz

    March 20, 2022 at 8:32 pm

    He is a treasure

  206. John Tran

    March 20, 2022 at 9:12 pm

    More of this guy please.

  207. Jinx

    March 20, 2022 at 9:17 pm

    Don’t like goats eat kudzu? I’ve heard that they are just left out munching the plants away

  208. Kaye Duhhh

    March 20, 2022 at 9:36 pm

    I’ve always wondered how crossbreeding works. They were doing this centuries before we could isolate genes and put them together in a tube. So, how?

  209. James Green

    March 20, 2022 at 9:45 pm

    “Think actively about the things you see and observe.” Love that.

  210. Kelly Troup

    March 20, 2022 at 10:08 pm

    Love this guy! My beloved brother is also a botanist. These dudes are brilliant humans. 🌿

  211. Jason Angress

    March 20, 2022 at 10:59 pm

    Seems he forgot to say go f/*k yourself at the end

  212. elyse cooke

    March 20, 2022 at 11:06 pm

    great video, WIRED needs to pay Joey for this awesome content!

  213. Ed it!

    March 20, 2022 at 11:26 pm

    Joey! Wtf! Nice to see you elsewhere! Love the S. African tour’s….bye, gfy 😂

  214. Keiyan Goshin

    March 20, 2022 at 11:39 pm

    I had no idea what the word orchid meant. 😳 Greeks sense of humor? 😆
    – “When you’re eating a fruit you’re eating an ovarie.” I’ll… remember that. 🤣

  215. adriennefloreen

    March 21, 2022 at 12:32 am

    This is what happens when you tell him he cannot say a curse word because it is going to be published on “Wired.” Follow the link to his channel, I actually like him better when he curses and compares plant parts to body parts.

  216. Sandrine Durand

    March 21, 2022 at 12:48 am

    I started my day with you on your live feed and I’m ending my day with you. Always a pleasure. I apologize for calling you Tony.

  217. moyetlicious

    March 21, 2022 at 12:50 am

    I’ve been watching Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t for a while and I just knew that voice came out of someone this handsome… oh my indeed

  218. MJ Aguilar

    March 21, 2022 at 1:24 am

    GO WATCH CRIME PAYS BUT BOTANY DOESN’T

  219. PyspherE

    March 21, 2022 at 6:42 pm

    Crime Pays!!! I love this guys videos!

  220. S

    March 21, 2022 at 7:10 pm

    Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t!!!!!! I love this man I followed him years ago and I’m glad more people get to find out about him

  221. leahpea

    March 21, 2022 at 7:24 pm

    You’re so great at making everything easy to understand. I loved your answer to that kid’s question about plant evolution.

  222. kidman2505

    March 21, 2022 at 7:29 pm

    And Joey needs to produce more stickers! I have a new truck and it needs more CPBBD slaps. He runs one of the best youtube channels around, EVER.

  223. STARPHASE

    March 21, 2022 at 7:48 pm

    I knew as soon as I heard him it was Crimepays. Never seen the guy before, but the way he speaks is recognizable. Good to see him getting more attention.

  224. Jon A. Scholt

    March 21, 2022 at 7:50 pm

    “That hot tectonic action”

  225. Nathan M

    March 21, 2022 at 8:22 pm

    This guy cool af

  226. MichaelMike The Russian Bot

    March 21, 2022 at 8:40 pm

    I’ll like this video (officially, that is – I already like it , in my head. 😉 ) when Joey gets paid . 😉

  227. RoseCitytid16

    March 21, 2022 at 8:43 pm

    I do believe I saw on tiktok that cows will eat kudzu so bring cows there, they eat it, then move to another spot

  228. Paula kreinberg

    March 21, 2022 at 9:13 pm

    I love this guy

  229. Tyler Rivay

    March 21, 2022 at 9:15 pm

    This was glorious. I love this guy.

  230. Jade

    March 21, 2022 at 9:16 pm

    Aroids are toxic fyi

  231. Depression

    March 21, 2022 at 9:23 pm

    yussss

  232. Drawhp _Heavy

    March 21, 2022 at 9:24 pm

    crazy to see joe’s meteoric rise.

  233. Kat Louwen

    March 21, 2022 at 9:24 pm

    I was hooked on every word. Please have him return for more plant questions. Maybe do a fungi video! Love this guy.

  234. Lepton Enthusiast

    March 21, 2022 at 9:47 pm

    Legendary guest

  235. FishAntsPlantsAndDave

    March 21, 2022 at 10:00 pm

    14:49 forgot to bleep an F bomb

  236. Brandon Kutivan

    March 21, 2022 at 10:03 pm

    Love this man and died laughing at “hippie snake oil salesman on youtube”.

  237. David Himself

    March 21, 2022 at 10:08 pm

    17:05 Thats not a philodendren thats a scindapsus! And those pings on the table!

  238. ravosavo

    March 21, 2022 at 10:15 pm

    Bringing some class to Wired, Joey! Great to see you slumming.

  239. Jacob Miller

    March 22, 2022 at 12:29 am

    banger vid

  240. ClimateTeacher JohnJ

    March 22, 2022 at 12:41 am

    His channel is ‘Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t’. You’re welcome, (plus, no beeping on his channel and he calls you all kinds of rude names… so, feel blessed).

  241. MRR D

    March 22, 2022 at 1:00 am

    The way he said “Working Class Mook” knowing we ALL wanted to hear the word “mook” come out of this man’s mouth as SOON as we heard his accent.

  242. David Riggs

    March 22, 2022 at 1:10 am

    I thought for sure we were getting a GFY there at the end!

  243. Jake Colton

    March 22, 2022 at 1:13 am

    OH MY GOD ITS TONY HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS

  244. Jay Rymer

    March 22, 2022 at 7:53 pm

    This dude and the Mortician are by far the best characters on this series.

  245. grimki11er

    March 22, 2022 at 8:00 pm

    My guy can break your knees, hid your body, cook a lasagna and grow any plant you bring him

  246. ItsJustMe

    March 22, 2022 at 8:21 pm

    Awesome to finally put a face to the voice! Joey looks just like I imagined. I’ve adored him and Crime Pays for the longest. Thanks Wired!

  247. He who must not be named

    March 22, 2022 at 8:35 pm

    “because entropy”

  248. Lolkyy

    March 22, 2022 at 8:41 pm

    Whats up Ton!

  249. Jason J Brunet

    March 22, 2022 at 8:46 pm

    Please pay this man!

  250. Amélie -

    March 22, 2022 at 8:50 pm

    the accent, the tattoos, the plant knowledge, this guy is hitting a lot of switches i didn’t know i had

  251. YEET Bean

    March 22, 2022 at 8:53 pm

    Joey is so down to earth, we need more people like him making knowledge easy to understand like this! It makes it so accesible for some of us who are just starting out and find the subject overwhelming. Thanks Wired!

  252. Dixiwonderland

    March 22, 2022 at 9:02 pm

    I love that when he said Philodendron they showed a picture of an Scindapsus 😅

  253. Top List

    March 22, 2022 at 9:08 pm

    Dude I can’t believe they got crimepays on here! Love it!

  254. Dave Montgumry

    March 22, 2022 at 9:27 pm

    I envy all the people going over to his youtube for the first time, so much content to watch

  255. Lost Boy

    March 22, 2022 at 9:29 pm

    this guy fell in the charisma pot

  256. Steffen Mitic-Maria

    March 22, 2022 at 9:32 pm

    Anybody who tracks this mooks youtube channel knows that this video is heavily edited to cut out all his hours of topical rambling.

  257. Brian C

    March 22, 2022 at 9:46 pm

    He didn’t call any of the plants bastards. I am disappointed.

  258. BATAAF EU b247

    March 22, 2022 at 9:48 pm

    Dude crime pays but botany doesnt 🌱😎😎😎😎😎😎

  259. JoyfulMD

    March 22, 2022 at 9:49 pm

    Plant support! Yes!!

  260. Kevin S.

    March 22, 2022 at 10:12 pm

    So happy to see him getting more exposure

  261. johnny collins

    March 22, 2022 at 10:12 pm

    Right on Joey! Glad to see you featured somewhere lots of people can get to know you better!

  262. crv

    March 22, 2022 at 10:43 pm

    Hottest botanist i’ve ever seen…

  263. thermostance

    March 22, 2022 at 10:52 pm

    Just had to sexualize fungi more. “To anthropomorphize, the fungi probably like their mushrooms picked”

  264. Suzi L

    March 22, 2022 at 11:39 pm

    I love this guy! I’m used to his channel and seeing him in this format was nice! I feel like I got to know him better!

  265. Pica hudsonia unflocked

    March 23, 2022 at 12:08 am

    More”science mooks” plz

  266. basilXcore

    March 23, 2022 at 12:24 am

    I have a question! Is Joey single?

  267. Kathryn Deloria

    March 23, 2022 at 12:24 am

    Wow! Nice alter ego! Really like the info.

  268. Emily Palmer

    March 23, 2022 at 1:13 am

    Pay Joey for this already you WIRED scumbags!!

  269. Selanium

    March 23, 2022 at 6:47 pm

    Love this guy! I never miss an episode of his

  270. NaturallySloan

    March 23, 2022 at 7:18 pm

    Love his fb vids

  271. Sagacious Apotheosis BLM

    March 23, 2022 at 7:19 pm

    Most mutations are actually benign.

  272. KD Vinson

    March 23, 2022 at 7:36 pm

    “and go fck yourself.”
    fixed it for you, Mr. Santore
    Thanks

  273. The Dude

    March 23, 2022 at 8:19 pm

    dude sounds like he’s the head of a construction workers union in NYC in 1934

  274. Dimitrije Krstić

    March 23, 2022 at 8:26 pm

    Love the guy but have to say that the thing about plants not utilizing green wavelengths efficiently is not true, and McCree debunked it some time around the seventies

  275. KittenOnCatnip

    March 23, 2022 at 8:37 pm

    Disappointed there wasn’t any German techno jazz playing at the start

  276. GI Jose

    March 23, 2022 at 9:27 pm

    The first time he hasent called me a prick in the entire video. I kinda miss it.

  277. Nick Bailey

    March 23, 2022 at 9:30 pm

    Florida is breeding an insect that only eats kudzo to help battle it. Pretty sweet!

  278. Angela Ward

    March 23, 2022 at 9:31 pm

    Can I just take this dude out for a cup of tea and talk about plants for hours ? 😆😄

  279. Kelly Hofer

    March 23, 2022 at 9:34 pm

    Why aren’t more crops perennials?

  280. durereee

    March 23, 2022 at 9:47 pm

    Love this man, happy to see he gets the exposure nice.
    Just don’t copyright his sht like them douchebags at (can’t remember who right now) with the rattlesnake video.

  281. Zion Ebberson

    March 23, 2022 at 10:26 pm

    Can’t believe I’m seeing him on something other than crime pays! Big ups.

  282. Dan Wright

    March 23, 2022 at 10:30 pm

    Joey! Hardest working man in no business

  283. Frank MacLeod

    March 23, 2022 at 10:57 pm

    Tony you gotta do more videos like this.

  284. Brenna Hasselmann

    March 23, 2022 at 11:26 pm

    Ive always wondered about that theory of rodents/squirrels stashing seeds for later only to forget some and have those forgotten seeds germinate,,, how are we so sure they’re forgetting? How do we know they’re not intentionally planting?

  285. Dan S

    March 23, 2022 at 11:32 pm

    Nice job Tony been watching your youtube since the beginning keep on doing what you do brother!

  286. Lindy Resnick

    March 23, 2022 at 11:45 pm

    Big movie star now.

  287. GanjaGuru

    March 23, 2022 at 11:47 pm

    Hey look its fuckin Tony! Ohhhh.. heeeey, howya doin der!? Wired… NICE

  288. felicia paradise

    March 23, 2022 at 11:53 pm

    Ngl I was pretty skeptical that he would know what he’s talking about.. but the terminology he uses is completely on point and he clearly has a great depth of knowledge. I’m impressed by this, as well as how hot he is LOL 10/10

  289. Megan Gass

    March 24, 2022 at 12:45 am

    Any time you want to bring him back I will watch.

  290. Carlos R.

    March 24, 2022 at 12:59 am

    Being a profesional in a topic is so attractive.

  291. dajhae wiltshire

    March 24, 2022 at 6:08 pm

    Cống hiến hơn nữa trong sự nghiệp của mình. Một lần nữa cảm ơn Đức Phúc và chương trình đã mang đến những giây phút thư giãn này. Mãi yêu!!!❤❤❤

  292. Themazeful

    March 24, 2022 at 7:13 pm

    Guy sounds like a sentient mozzarella cheese.

  293. digital viewer

    March 24, 2022 at 7:22 pm

    How many plant are edible, raw, without processing thru heat or other means on Planet Earth? How many plants are psychoactive/toxic without processing on Planet Earth?

  294. Daniel Duvalle

    March 24, 2022 at 7:28 pm

    No weed in Antarctica?…yet

  295. cowboy

    March 24, 2022 at 8:05 pm

    i wanna smoke a blunt with them

  296. WhaleRider 3000 🐳

    March 24, 2022 at 8:28 pm

    🆒

  297. Andrew schweizzy

    March 24, 2022 at 8:30 pm

    I follow this guy on Instagram, always posting great content, was happily surprised to come across this vid

  298. Andrew Dehan

    March 24, 2022 at 8:32 pm

    Crime pays but botany doesn’t! Awesome to see him.

  299. rwxsed

    March 24, 2022 at 9:00 pm

    This was a most enjoyable episode! it’s great it was 26 mins long, could’ve lasted 1 hr and I wouldnt complain

  300. Jérémie Lévesque

    March 24, 2022 at 9:08 pm

    If anybody’s wondering, the mystery plant at 15:01 is an euphorbia/monadenium ritchiei, enjoy 😉

  301. Robbie Melvin

    March 24, 2022 at 9:41 pm

    A face to go with that voice!!

  302. mthlay15

    March 24, 2022 at 9:43 pm

    GFY! <3

  303. JDH

    March 24, 2022 at 10:01 pm

    This is a great example of a Tech Support.

  304. Anku

    March 24, 2022 at 10:12 pm

    Good to see Joey in other places.
    Fun fact if you like hearing him talk about flower naughty bits he does that constantly on his channel.

  305. SussyBaka '̀-'́

    March 24, 2022 at 10:20 pm

    Plant daddy 🌱 🧔🏻‍♂️ 👀

  306. ApplesPapples

    March 24, 2022 at 10:29 pm

    It’s funny to hear him speaking in a slightly more professional voice than usual.

  307. Ajdamus

    March 24, 2022 at 11:15 pm

    Hey WIRED I see you modified some of this tweets on screen:D

  308. Jolie

    March 24, 2022 at 11:16 pm

    this is the best one so far omg

  309. Sam

    March 24, 2022 at 11:32 pm

    “Cannabis is present on every continent except Antarctica.”

    Speaking as someone who’s buds with quite a few geologists and oceanologists, it’s probably in Antarctica too.

  310. Tracey Rice

    March 24, 2022 at 11:39 pm

    Crime pays ,but botany doesn’t.

  311. rawley hi

    March 24, 2022 at 11:46 pm

    I love his channel Crime Pays but Botany Doesn’t I never saw his face tho until now

  312. Gregory Stewart

    March 25, 2022 at 12:01 am

    I’m so sad, not even a “Go f**k yourself, bye” at the end. Joey’s the best. Check out his podcast Crime Pays but Botany Doesn’t. Good sh1t.

  313. Daniella Tiger

    March 25, 2022 at 12:55 am

    I took one of my first college-level biology classes this semester and turns out I already know all this stuff because of that. Pretty cool haha

  314. Cameron Bird

    March 25, 2022 at 1:11 am

    I get the vibe that he would give ya the gabagoo if you don’t respect plants

  315. WeirdPlantChick

    March 25, 2022 at 1:19 am

    How did I not see this!? Joey’s in the big time now!

    So glad to see him getting the recognition he deserves!!

  316. NegativeInfinity

    March 25, 2022 at 6:59 pm

    Thumbnail: has butterwort in it.
    Me a carnivorous plant lover: clicks on video

  317. rainbowfoxmagicgrrrl

    March 25, 2022 at 7:18 pm

    The person who tweeted “mushrooms are example of something i hate because I don’t understand” makes me sad 🙁

  318. Layla Ahmed

    March 25, 2022 at 7:18 pm

    There’s something hot about a plant dad

  319. Karina de vries Hofman

    March 25, 2022 at 7:49 pm

    For people who liked this check Joey out on YouTube under: Crime Pays but Botany Doesn’t

  320. Mr. Meeseeks

    March 25, 2022 at 7:57 pm

    Look him up on his channel Crime Pays but Botany doesn’t he has the best content and I love his videos

  321. Tim Kirsten

    March 25, 2022 at 8:34 pm

    I like how they just stopped censoring Joey as the video went on

  322. Michael Baca

    March 25, 2022 at 9:05 pm

    Love you Joey! As always you’re spreading the knowledge.

  323. DahVoozel

    March 25, 2022 at 9:08 pm

    This guy looks like he wants to kill your lawn.

  324. DahVoozel

    March 25, 2022 at 9:14 pm

    Rodents, in fact, do not have good memories where they put thier food. I find it stashed all over my garden.

  325. Brian Konwerski

    March 25, 2022 at 9:42 pm

    UNCLE TONY!!! This guys great, one of the 6 channels i’m actually subscribed to.

  326. Kyle Warfield

    March 25, 2022 at 10:15 pm

    I’ve been watching this guy’s videos for years. So happy to see him here.

  327. Michael Kidd

    March 25, 2022 at 10:20 pm

    Some people might argue that this is Tony selling out… To that I would reply WIRED would actually have to pay him first. LOL 🤣🤣🤣

  328. BaristaWithADog

    March 25, 2022 at 10:24 pm

    This guy needs his own show

  329. purpletonkadog

    March 25, 2022 at 10:35 pm

    1:11-1:50
    Groo the Wanderer fans be like:
    “We finally know!”

  330. anne glass

    March 25, 2022 at 11:17 pm

    Tony!

  331. devilsadvocate

    March 25, 2022 at 11:26 pm

    Hey Joey. *Swooon*

  332. Jordana S

    March 25, 2022 at 11:34 pm

    The shelf mushroom does not appear to be what is called the chicken of the woods which is an Orange tinged version of a shelf mushroom which pairs well with a white wine per my mushrooms and man class (what we learned to hunt for mushrooms in the woods and what to cook them with). The other most common shelf mushroom out there in the northeast again is again is turkey of the woods looks like the Chicken of the woods but is Brown in color. Works well it works well with red wine . Most classes are offered for free or for small fee by universities or clubs just look in your local area. Note do not randomly take a mushroom and consume it. It must be proven to be safe. Or you risk hours perhaps days in the hospital.

    Plant scientist here.

  333. Ryan Deschain

    March 25, 2022 at 11:56 pm

    Oh my god I clicked on this not knowing it was Joey! Been a sub for years, he’s amazing!

  334. Zero X

    March 26, 2022 at 12:23 am

    I thought he was gonna talk about the pinguicula he has on the table 🙁

  335. Sammy Jack

    March 26, 2022 at 12:30 am

    I could listen to this guy talk all day, please make a podcast

  336. F. Saelee

    March 26, 2022 at 12:41 am

    Yesss give some love to Crime Pays but Botany Doesn’t. His voice is so recognizable now but seeing his face is weird!

  337. Douglas Coleman

    March 26, 2022 at 1:27 am

    Where’s Al Scorch?!

  338. Wendy Myatt

    March 26, 2022 at 5:07 pm

    Perfect example of don’t judge a book by it’s cover… Or by how it sounds. 👏🏻

  339. Gerardo Piedras

    March 26, 2022 at 5:10 pm

    His channel:

  340. Stephan Leddick

    March 26, 2022 at 5:22 pm

    Da bears!

  341. Chris Poulos

    March 26, 2022 at 5:39 pm

    Good job Joey!

  342. Electric Shrapnel

    March 26, 2022 at 7:09 pm

    GFY BYE

  343. Devj Kaiser

    March 26, 2022 at 7:39 pm

    He just gained another subscriber 🥳 This was awesome.

  344. TommyMLe

    March 26, 2022 at 7:45 pm

    If only most teachers had this kind of charisma when teaching.

  345. blessthejess

    March 26, 2022 at 7:52 pm

    JOEY SANTORE IS SUCH A KING, I LOVE HIS YOUTUBE CHANNEL.

  346. lelmDR.WHO?

    March 26, 2022 at 9:13 pm

    I did not expect to actually watch all 26 min of this. Great watch!

  347. Jose Martinez

    March 26, 2022 at 9:13 pm

    CHICAGO!!! He’s so hot!! 🔥🔥🔥

  348. cSIKES

    March 26, 2022 at 9:23 pm

    Mulch is a plant blankie

  349. venisontron

    March 26, 2022 at 9:42 pm

    GFY BYE

  350. Night Stick

    March 26, 2022 at 9:43 pm

    This was amazingly interesting. Absolutely unexpected, but very welcome. Joey Santore was a fantastic guest, loved the way he explained stuff, it was really interesting, I couldn’t look away it was so fascinating and well explained.

  351. Philli park-tamati

    March 26, 2022 at 9:54 pm

    Lets be honest.. theres probably some weed in antarctica too

  352. Alyssa Stram, MD

    March 26, 2022 at 10:15 pm

    Some how I don’t think your follower’s question about symbiosis was imagining the broad definition, like humans as seed dispersal agents that maybe co-evolve with cannabis, I think they meant more like our obligate symbiosis with gut bacteria, or the normal skin flora we need as a protective barrier against more pathogenic microbes.

  353. RedDragon Smaug

    March 26, 2022 at 10:21 pm

    “… hot tectonic action…” 😂😂😂🤣🤣

  354. jellybones222

    March 26, 2022 at 10:27 pm

    pay the man!

  355. Garble

    March 26, 2022 at 10:32 pm

    Dude, Joey is the coolest. Now you know about him. Now you’re a bit cooler. Lookatdat

  356. Brian

    March 26, 2022 at 10:49 pm

    26:04 “Bye” 🤔 What have you done with the real Joey?

  357. Garble

    March 26, 2022 at 10:55 pm

    Can you make beer out of lichen yeast?

  358. Garble

    March 26, 2022 at 10:59 pm

    “Have a good rest of your day, bye”

    That was weird. I’m not used to that.

  359. Donovan B

    March 26, 2022 at 11:55 pm

    Yoooooo!!!
    Joey coming up in the world!
    So cool seeing him get the exposure he deserves because, as we all know, Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t.

  360. Grogu

    March 27, 2022 at 12:58 am

    Ye Know Too Much!

  361. avryptickle

    March 27, 2022 at 1:24 am

    Good job, ya prick.

  362. Jay Perrin

    March 27, 2022 at 4:41 pm

    Dude is hilarious. Just reading stuff on his channel alone is busting me up. Totally the kind of person I’d hang out with. Intelligent, funny, and swears, plus I grew up in a very Italian area of the country, so that part helps too.

  363. jd

    March 27, 2022 at 4:42 pm

    hes so fine

  364. Mousey Publishings

    March 27, 2022 at 5:25 pm

    Whoa, dis guy over heres wit da plants.

  365. Bob

    March 27, 2022 at 5:26 pm

    Sounds like a lovely Italian mafia plant lover

  366. Frank Giles

    March 27, 2022 at 5:29 pm

    This guy will teach you botani in the morning, and be taking care of “family business” in the evening.

    Never seen such a thing in my life. This dichotomy vexes me.

  367. Purgatory's Key

    March 27, 2022 at 5:33 pm

    I love Joey’s videos but never saw his face. Once he started talking, I IMMEDIATELY recognized him

  368. Who Dis

    March 27, 2022 at 5:37 pm

    A botanist with plant tattoos – my brain is pleased.

  369. Amilio

    March 27, 2022 at 6:05 pm

    He’s got plant facts for us that we can’t refuse

  370. Michael Yciano

    March 27, 2022 at 6:24 pm

    Yes ,I’m a botanist!!! . I was able to answer most of the questions with no plant schooling. .I have been crazy about plants my whole life.

  371. ogadl ogadl

    March 27, 2022 at 6:29 pm

    I’ve had quite the crush on this guy since he tried to save the wild fox. Someday I’m going to take him out for a burrito and a cup of coffee.

  372. Ryan

    March 27, 2022 at 6:40 pm

    Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t. the guy is hilarious, discovered species unknown to science, and you will learn so much

  373. Phillip Maciejewski

    March 27, 2022 at 6:45 pm

    my favorite youtuber by leaps and bounds, love to seem him on here

  374. shooglechic

    March 27, 2022 at 6:55 pm

    The Green Man IRL.

  375. dancxjo

    March 27, 2022 at 8:16 pm

    Jeez…. These questions! This is what happens when you don’t pay any attention in science class.

  376. santiagodsl

    March 27, 2022 at 9:05 pm

    Crime Pays in WIRED… NNNNNICE!!

  377. RV 5

    March 27, 2022 at 9:06 pm

    didnt know i needed this, thanks!

  378. tincantank

    March 27, 2022 at 9:10 pm

    19:37 no, not the plantussy!

  379. Rael Thomas

    March 27, 2022 at 9:47 pm

    The questions were god awful.
    Go and watch his channel. Joey’s the man.

  380. Grzegorz Bialek

    March 27, 2022 at 10:00 pm

    Gr-ink’d YoikuR got me interested in them green friends and reminded to refill stash. I feek like giving another try in maintaining a plant alive and maybe. well someday, thriving and reaching double digit leaf numbers alive contemporarily.

  381. Geoff Plays

    March 27, 2022 at 10:39 pm

    I love Joey!!! I’ve been watching him for a while and he’s such a cool dude!

  382. This Person

    March 27, 2022 at 11:06 pm

    I could listen to him talk all day.

  383. Esteban Martinez

    March 27, 2022 at 11:26 pm

    Yo wired, pay this man for his time.

  384. ELDoobodanktree

    March 28, 2022 at 12:34 am

    I was kinda hoping he would slip in a GFYB at the end but he kept it classy great video always love hearing joey speak

  385. Mokko

    March 28, 2022 at 12:52 am

    I would love to take a botany class headed by this man. Knowledgeable, factual but so very worldly. No pretentiousness. I love it.

  386. Rebecca Ketterer

    March 28, 2022 at 1:12 am

    As a woman who loves plants and a biologist…… this video is just yesssss. Also, 😍😘

  387. Ryan

    March 28, 2022 at 1:11 pm

    That man could seed me any day.

  388. Gage Sutton

    March 28, 2022 at 1:30 pm

    It’s nice to see Joey in front of a camera for once, as opposed to behind it.

  389. Yeontan's Mommy (Saturn T)

    March 28, 2022 at 1:33 pm

    wait a min… are his tattoos labelled? wouldn’t that be cheating if he got them in university lol

  390. Laurent Grima

    March 28, 2022 at 2:21 pm

    What a poor audio recording quality.

  391. Guarlaon

    March 28, 2022 at 2:28 pm

    I want to be that guy. Smart, handsome and loving the plants

  392. Itzel Arredondo

    March 28, 2022 at 3:23 pm

    More Santore!! Hope Botany is Paying at least a little bit. Awesome teacher 🙂

  393. Harry Hwt

    March 28, 2022 at 3:34 pm

    I wish more scientists were Italian tough guys people would be more interested in science and would know to listen

  394. Scruffbeard

    March 28, 2022 at 3:57 pm

    This guy is awesome! Been subscribed to Crime Pays but Botany Doesnt for years.

  395. Don Bosco Than

    March 28, 2022 at 5:01 pm

    I love him. I would trust him absolutely with any plant.

  396. Georges Rafael Ymalay

    March 28, 2022 at 5:34 pm

    If Mark Ruffalo and Mr Bean have a child..

  397. jerry stoneman

    March 28, 2022 at 5:39 pm

    Is that a serritonin molicule on your shirt?

  398. Altifinn

    March 28, 2022 at 6:58 pm

    I was absolutely not expecting to see Joey on Wired 😂

  399. Milo Salisbury

    March 28, 2022 at 7:15 pm

    Thank you for bringing him on! I watch his channel! You dont normally see his face there though!

  400. JC Does Stuff!!

    March 28, 2022 at 7:27 pm

    Holy crap Joey got on Wired!
    If yall like this check out Crime Pays but Botany Doesn’t, that’s his channel.

  401. JAMJ

    March 28, 2022 at 9:05 pm

    nice

  402. Nitty Gritty

    March 28, 2022 at 9:49 pm

    The walawutchia is so cooool

  403. Ostensible Goose Thief

    March 28, 2022 at 9:58 pm

    I’m so happy he ripped into that natural medicine crap

  404. Ariel Ya'akov Chernick

    March 28, 2022 at 10:12 pm

    This guy is amazing!

  405. Antonio Costa

    March 28, 2022 at 11:12 pm

    Easily one of my favorite YouTubers fell in love with him way back when he posted the finding a fox with mange video

  406. Caitlin Clark-McClure

    March 28, 2022 at 11:42 pm

    Did anyone else get real upset when he said “philodendron” and they showed a picture of a Scindapsus?

  407. BleedingRaindrops

    March 28, 2022 at 11:57 pm

    This guy is the most italian/manhattan sounding guy I’ve ever heard.

  408. Shane B

    March 29, 2022 at 12:09 am

    This guy is like My Cousin Vinny, the Tree Hugger.

  409. Tristin West

    March 29, 2022 at 2:58 pm

    This is the crime pays but botany doesn’t dude! He’s got another YouTube channel definetly worth checking out

  410. L Town And Friends

    March 29, 2022 at 3:04 pm

    he must be on point during valentines day

  411. banana989

    March 29, 2022 at 3:28 pm

    Nice job Joey !!

  412. Jordan Williams

    March 29, 2022 at 3:39 pm

    This guy made me proud to be a plant scientist. Usually I only had conservative rural folk or someone you’d see

  413. Addison Meink

    March 29, 2022 at 3:52 pm

    Why does he sound like George Costanza?

  414. Michelle English

    March 29, 2022 at 4:34 pm

    Shite! My brother has been telling me about this dude for like a year now and I kept forgetting to check his channel out. Just sub’d! Yay! Cant wait to binge a bit.🤘

  415. The man to scared to get a tattoo

    March 29, 2022 at 5:21 pm

    If this guy would have been my high school biology teacher. I would have done much better on my exams. He makes it so fun.

  416. Thesilent One

    March 29, 2022 at 5:30 pm

    Ya I would love to change farming to be more sustainable and diverse lots more new crops for flavor 😋.

  417. Noble

    March 29, 2022 at 5:32 pm

    Questions asked by oppressed people that have access to twitter but not google.

  418. TeeJay Smyser

    March 29, 2022 at 6:37 pm

    i thought the giant sloths were responsible for avocados not Joshua trees?

  419. Frederik Steinmetz

    March 29, 2022 at 7:01 pm

    Technically symbiosis implies that neither organism can live without the other under natural condition. If both benefit, but are not dependent on each other, that’s mutualism.
    Sorry.

  420. Francisco Testa

    March 29, 2022 at 7:17 pm

    I’m planting ‘ere!

  421. Spa-Peggy & Meatballs

    March 29, 2022 at 7:33 pm

    I’ve been looking for a monkeys tail cactus for so long! Yours is beautiful!!

  422. Sara Klips

    March 29, 2022 at 7:39 pm

    This is the most polite Crime Pays but Botany Doesn’t that I’ve ever seen. I didn’t know it was possible.

  423. bsammo

    March 29, 2022 at 7:46 pm

    Hey Joe, where would a guy such as myself find a great Italian Beef?

  424. Boleniana

    March 29, 2022 at 8:07 pm

    Oh, it’s the Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t guy! It’s weird seeing his FACE instead of just his hands, and hearing his voice in professional recording setting.

  425. Boleniana

    March 29, 2022 at 8:27 pm

    I thought like, the best way to tell via observation if a plant is poisonous, other than getting your least-favourite friend to take a bite, was to see if animals would eat it? Or like, there was a specific TYPE of animals, that has a “will get poisoned” similar enough to humans, but I can’t remember which type that was.

  426. R MJ

    March 29, 2022 at 9:05 pm

    So glad I caught this episode, I absolutely love this guy, I think I even saw him once in South Texas.

  427. Working With Jim

    March 29, 2022 at 9:59 pm

    I really enjoyed this guy and what he had to say.
    I just subbed to his channel

  428. Dark Qwartzsytal

    March 29, 2022 at 10:02 pm

    He sounds like the guy who knows a guy

  429. Alex Dolensky

    March 29, 2022 at 11:14 pm

    Have this dude come back

  430. Alexandria Miller

    March 29, 2022 at 11:16 pm

    Love this guy!

  431. Nico Herrera

    March 29, 2022 at 11:47 pm

    19:52 omg, why are some people so dumb? I mean, kids are kids but if that mom ever went to primary school she should know what evolution is.

  432. urge·ent

    March 29, 2022 at 11:55 pm

    what’s with the jump cut obsession
    yer bugging me out

  433. Jacob Lape

    March 30, 2022 at 12:08 am

    When the mob needs a weed guy

  434. Jordan Beagle

    April 2, 2022 at 4:58 am

    This is like the opposite of the mortician who looked exactly the part. This guy looks like he could be in the UFC but his favourite subject is studying plant taxonomy, love it

  435. shiyadh shareef

    April 2, 2022 at 8:49 am

    My question is how do you because a botanist!! 😭😭😭

  436. GildaLee27

    April 2, 2022 at 9:45 am

    Love this guy. MORE PLEASE.

  437. Rob Larssen

    April 2, 2022 at 11:28 am

    this man is *aggressively* New Yorker and Italian

  438. Diaan Louw

    April 2, 2022 at 12:50 pm

    This the type of guy I would love to talk to for hours

  439. Dawn L

    April 2, 2022 at 1:14 pm

    I’ve watched this guy’s channel for so long because I love how he says things in Latin, god he is hot!

  440. Caleb Szyszkiewicz

    April 2, 2022 at 1:28 pm

    More joey! Check him out at crime pays botany doesnt!

  441. robert shep

    April 2, 2022 at 1:54 pm

    I did a service project to disperse joshua tree seeds in the nevada desert outside of las vegas .

  442. Robin Hood

    April 2, 2022 at 2:18 pm

    Where can i buy his sweater? It has molecules on it. Cool.

  443. Nautilus

    April 2, 2022 at 2:18 pm

    These questions are garbage but somehow he manages to give poignant and interesting replies

  444. Holy Mangoes

    April 2, 2022 at 3:08 pm

    This guy sounds and looks like he can take care of that body uncle Tony told me to get rid of o

  445. Diosa Murciélaga

    April 2, 2022 at 3:37 pm

    The questions of these people… sigh

  446. graham

    April 2, 2022 at 3:45 pm

    Kill your lawn!

  447. William Stanley

    April 2, 2022 at 4:23 pm

    The religion of Macro-evolution teaches that mutations that better adapted an organism to live in its environment is irreparably contradicted by the huge number of symbiotic relationships that exist in the world God created.

  448. Lal

    April 2, 2022 at 4:50 pm

    Thanks for the Welwitschia shout out! I like this brainy man

  449. timrulestheearth

    April 2, 2022 at 5:18 pm

    Another great example of human plant symbiosis is Plantago Major and how the seeds are most commonly spread

  450. Anna Castro

    April 2, 2022 at 5:44 pm

    People don’t understand that we use plant medicine. Most medicines just take the compound in plants that works and isolate them to be used for maximum effect, or to be accurately measured.

  451. Viva La Vivarium

    April 2, 2022 at 5:50 pm

    I was hoping someone would have asked about the legendary black plant

  452. FatGirLifts

    April 2, 2022 at 6:28 pm

    I have never been so interested in plants.

  453. Raul

    April 2, 2022 at 6:49 pm

    Pay him! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ For real

  454. nick baffa

    April 2, 2022 at 8:36 pm

    I love him. His actual channel is amazing.

  455. Soylentgweens

    April 2, 2022 at 8:39 pm

    Only question why didn’t he talk about the plants he was holding in the thumbnail?

  456. whygilbert

    April 2, 2022 at 8:41 pm

    love your response to the plant medicine tweet. clear, concise, you knew what they wanted to say but you gave them a better way to say it.

  457. Imposter Impossible

    April 2, 2022 at 11:39 pm

    These are great. i love listening to someone talk about a subject they are passionate about.

  458. Shane Flickinger

    April 3, 2022 at 2:03 am

    Feels weird with Tony ending a video and not telling me to go F myself. Great to see him spreading the botany and geology knowledge though.

  459. Sydney Fishman

    April 3, 2022 at 4:29 am

    CPBBD! His ability to keep it PG slowly decayed over the course of the interview—and we love it

  460. jacquelyn quinn

    April 3, 2022 at 4:40 am

    “Imbibe yourself with curiosity about the world”

  461. Nuts and Bolts

    April 3, 2022 at 4:41 am

    i found this guy a couple of years ago. love him.

  462. Psuedo MySpace

    April 3, 2022 at 6:58 am

    This guy looks and sounds exactly what I expected a guy named Joey to sound like

  463. Ynse Orchids & ADD

    April 3, 2022 at 7:07 am

    I’m always afraid he’s gonna make me an offer I can’t refuse 😁

  464. 29lookingood

    April 3, 2022 at 7:47 am

    I love this guy. He is an enigma wrapped up in a onion. 💙

  465. fintronix1

    April 3, 2022 at 11:11 am

    Such an echo

  466. robbzooi

    April 3, 2022 at 12:56 pm

    ayy, I am joey

    *gestures aggressively in italian*

  467. Lucca Q

    April 3, 2022 at 2:23 pm

    Fail Wired – you don’t ask a botanist questions about fungi. That’s like asking a Zoologist about tulips.

  468. DEX NEMS

    April 3, 2022 at 2:51 pm

    love this guy ay

  469. Rafael Sepulveda

    April 3, 2022 at 3:15 pm

    Does this guy have a YouTube channel. Gardeners would love him

  470. philip-andrew sciamonte

    April 3, 2022 at 3:24 pm

    I scrolled past this video a couple times but heard my girlfriend watching. When I heard the voice I stopped and had to look because I had to see the face of the one crime pays but botany doesn’t for the first time 😂

  471. Peter Bathum

    April 3, 2022 at 3:30 pm

    great ta c youse gettin a larger audience for all you are ranting about learning about, plants and geology and whatever and carrying the message that we are part of the crust ts’whear we live. Keep teaching. if you can reach just one right it might save our race of humans

  472. Peter Bathum

    April 3, 2022 at 3:39 pm

    crime pays botany doesnt , in case you dint kno allows you to share more of this dear mans sharing of His time … he may puke when he reads that phrase in reference to him, perhaps justifiably, but I find him admirable for continuing to seek and increase his own knowledge and share that journey with us. it inspires me to turn this infernal screen off and go out and do the same and hope it does for more people as well. i grew up talking this way and then got edumacated too, more, so part of the affintity

  473. STG

    April 3, 2022 at 3:51 pm

    Joey cleaned up the ending real nice for these guys

  474. d miller

    April 3, 2022 at 5:42 pm

    Thank you, Mr. Santore. Very informative & interesting. 🌿

  475. Emily Hanson

    April 3, 2022 at 6:33 pm

    I have great news for the guy at @12:46! A plum apricot hybrid does exist—they’re called pluots and they’re delicious!

  476. suzette duncan

    April 3, 2022 at 6:42 pm

    great! love your advice about learning botany. schooling and learning are different. we can all learn if we “imbibe curiosity” as you said!

  477. RT Rogers

    April 3, 2022 at 7:22 pm

    For those who don’t know, Cornell CALS, who asked about the corpse plant, is the Cornell University College of Agriculture and Life Sciences!

  478. Brandon Kruger

    April 3, 2022 at 8:23 pm

    I’m fascinated with plants, had i discovered this video when deciding a field in IT or botany I probably would have chose botany.

  479. BaigL

    April 3, 2022 at 8:32 pm

    Did they just show a pic of Scindapsis when they said Philodendron? yikes

  480. Nick

    April 4, 2022 at 1:06 am

    This guy comes across as though he’s trying too hard to be ‘cool’.

  481. yahya

    April 4, 2022 at 2:09 am

    mf sounds like he came out of the goodfellas

  482. Happy Microbe

    April 4, 2022 at 11:56 am

    Really cool video, lot of information very comprehensibly transmitted. 🙂 Like!

  483. LaTasha Strahan

    April 4, 2022 at 1:29 pm

    The combo of that accent and his botanical intelligence is kinda turning me on.

    #SapiosexualMuch

  484. Swallow Bleach

    April 4, 2022 at 1:46 pm

    plant tattos <з

  485. Mahyar Mohaghegh

    April 4, 2022 at 2:56 pm

    SO GOOOD

  486. Cristina Bucnari

    April 4, 2022 at 3:31 pm

    this man is so handsome

  487. Quinlan Lonergan

    April 4, 2022 at 3:47 pm

    UH MAZING video thank you thank you

  488. Ash

    April 4, 2022 at 7:44 pm

    @Wire… pay the man for this video!!! 3 weeks may not be a while, but you have thousands of employees. Have an efficient system to make those payments. Not everyone has to give their left nut so you can appropriate their hype for your viewership ststs and adsence funds. #dobetter. Faster. NOW.

  489. Heather Guertin

    April 4, 2022 at 10:04 pm

    He explains it so well!

  490. Juan Ramos. Jr.

    April 4, 2022 at 11:02 pm

    You are the best. I am subscribed to Crime pays, and botany doesn’t you tube channel.👍👏👏👏

  491. Travis

    April 4, 2022 at 11:37 pm

    I like this guy. He answered a lot of questions, seemed down to earth. Probably be pretty cool to have a beer with and pick his brain about plant stuff.

    • Hambone

      April 5, 2022 at 1:00 am

      he has his own youtube channel: crime pays but botany doesnt

  492. Andrejka Coklyat

    April 5, 2022 at 1:39 am

    Outstanding explanations. Thank you Joey.

  493. Lasse Henriksen

    April 5, 2022 at 9:58 am

    Italian support, mamma mia

  494. Lvi Here

    April 5, 2022 at 10:24 am

    this guy has the most lovely plant daddy vibes and im here for it

  495. riccardo cacchioli

    April 5, 2022 at 12:00 pm

    wired quality doesn’t disappoint, indeed this biologist doesn’t know what symbiotic means, I guess he wouldn’t know what a female is either, BELIEVE SCIENCE!

  496. pablo sandoval

    April 5, 2022 at 12:09 pm

    Joey is the man

  497. ꧁꧅ìꦧ꧀ꦖì꧅꧂

    April 5, 2022 at 12:37 pm

    actually to correct Joey, yes you can cross fruits of unrelated plants.
    by using somatic hybridisation.
    And if species are related but not able to hybridise, then colchicine can be added to induce polyploidy

  498. Steve Ozone

    April 5, 2022 at 3:12 pm

    The only way Joey could be more f*#king awesome is if he used an external mic to eliminate the echo.

  499. Panda Pantz

    April 5, 2022 at 3:23 pm

    Great video! Baja CA is a fascinating place, so many unique plants & animals, one of my all time favorite nature documentaries is about Baja, it focuses solely on the flora & fauna. The Boojum Cacti are so cool, I’m entranced by them… I can’t wait to check out the Baja plant u mentioned. Also, I’m glad u mentioned lichen, I’ve always been intrigued by lichen, but I kinda forget about them, you have re-sparked my interest!

  500. Bridget Rose

    April 5, 2022 at 4:20 pm

    Joey is fantastic and Wired really should credit his personal youtube channel: “Crime Pays but Botany Doesnt”. He’s amazing.

  501. Jack Hagenaars

    April 5, 2022 at 7:54 pm

    Very interesting and informative.

  502. Syed Bilal

    April 5, 2022 at 7:55 pm

    If Don Corleone was Botanico Corleone

  503. Joey813

    April 5, 2022 at 7:57 pm

    Hey Tone – get back to your channel

  504. Lola Baker

    April 5, 2022 at 9:52 pm

    I think you pronounced the second guy like Dylan+melancholy

  505. Jesse Marchand

    April 5, 2022 at 10:07 pm

    I like this guy! 😂

  506. Heidi Marchant

    April 5, 2022 at 10:36 pm

    I accidentally cross pollinated a watermelon and a cucumber once, it was actually really good!

  507. Deborah Provo

    April 6, 2022 at 12:25 am

    nice 2 c u

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A Helium-Filled Cell Tower in the Sky

We visited Sceye’s hangar in Roswell, New Mexico to learn about the company’s High Altitude Platform System (HAPS), which is designed to provide internet services to underserved communities and conduct Earth observation with partners including NASA and USGS. Read more on CNET.com: Launching Balloon-Like Infrastructure for the Stratosphere 0:00 Intro to Sceye’s HAPS 0:39 What…

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We visited Sceye’s hangar in Roswell, New Mexico to learn about the company’s High Altitude Platform System (HAPS), which is designed to provide internet services to underserved communities and conduct Earth observation with partners including NASA and USGS.

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Launching Balloon-Like Infrastructure for the Stratosphere

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3:13 Sceye Control Center and Launch
5:04 How big is Sceye’s HAPS

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