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Actor and comedian David Cross visits WIRED to answer his most searched questions from Google. Does David Cross still do standup comedy? Who does he play in ‘The Umbrella Academy?’ How long has he been best friends with Bob Odenkirk? Does he write music? Does David Cross have a podcast? David answers these questions and…

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Actor and comedian David Cross visits WIRED to answer his most searched questions from Google. Does David Cross still do standup comedy? Who does he play in ‘The Umbrella Academy?’ How long has he been best friends with Bob Odenkirk? Does he write music? Does David Cross have a podcast? David answers these questions and plenty more on the WIRED Autocomplete Interview.

David is touring theaters across North America with his new show, David Cross: The End Of The Beginning Of The End. For full tour dates and link to tickets visit

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David hosts the podcastSenses Working Overtime With David Cross-

Watch Davids new special,David Cross: Worst Daddy In The World, here

Director: Justin Wolfson
Director of Photography: Jack Belisle
Editor: Matthew Colby
Talent: David Cross
Line Producer: Joseph Buscemi
Associate Producer: Brandon White
Production Manager: Peter Brunette
Production Coordinator: Rhyan Lark
Talent Booker: Mica Medoff; Paige Garbarini
Camera Operator: Caleb Weiss
Sound Mixer: Sean Paulsen
Production Assistant: Sonia Butt
Post Production Supervisor: Christian Olguin
Post Production Coordinator: Ian Bryant
Supervising Editor: Doug Larsen
Additional Editor: Jason Malizia
Assistant Editor: Justin Symonds

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  1. @Agent-wn7le

    August 1, 2024 at 2:18 pm

    He’s soooo funny

  2. @Autobowlo

    August 1, 2024 at 2:46 pm

    David I hope you asked them if you could use that chair

    • @_Smarf_

      August 1, 2024 at 5:12 pm

      NOoooooooo!!!

  3. @circeus

    August 1, 2024 at 2:47 pm

    “so that’s how religion works” 😂😂😂😂😂DAVID

  4. @subseeker

    August 1, 2024 at 2:53 pm

    And he is???

  5. @amazingvman

    August 1, 2024 at 3:06 pm

    I love him in Arrested Development 😂❤

  6. @LiamMack33

    August 1, 2024 at 3:13 pm

    Trash.

  7. @TheRafaelRamos

    August 1, 2024 at 3:21 pm

    UNCLE IAN!!!

  8. @Oskar-tm8pw

    August 1, 2024 at 3:41 pm

    Oh Ian

  9. @razzmatazzled

    August 1, 2024 at 3:56 pm

    Not me watching arrested development as this popped up.

  10. @ericrobinson5056

    August 1, 2024 at 4:04 pm

    Small soldiers……..

  11. @Juicedupcaterpillar

    August 1, 2024 at 4:04 pm

    Can we get rob zombie on here? He would be an awesome person to learn about

  12. @rickbannan7110

    August 1, 2024 at 4:59 pm

    SUGICALLY ATTACHED BANANA HANDS

  13. @_Smarf_

    August 1, 2024 at 5:09 pm

    Mr. Show is one of the funniest shows ever! Titanica rules! 🤟

  14. @Rattenhoofd

    August 1, 2024 at 5:36 pm

    I hate when people try to give ironic/funny answers to these. They all make the same 2-3 jokes.

  15. @leyjam3788

    August 1, 2024 at 5:37 pm

    Mister. I tip my hat. What a show.

  16. @natashafranckroyer8105

    August 1, 2024 at 5:54 pm

    Pretty sure everyone thinks Tobias Funke. Not sure if he’s trolling us.

  17. @dreamsinthree

    August 1, 2024 at 5:57 pm

    Wrong, David. Chicken pot pie *IS* that funny. Every few years I have to watch that Just Shoot Me episode in its entirety.

  18. @danielmarsh3178

    August 1, 2024 at 5:58 pm

    Most of these aren’t really questions.

  19. @CRISPYPOP

    August 1, 2024 at 6:02 pm

    It’s a crime that Ian (the goat) wasn’t mentioned

  20. @LopezBOT90

    August 1, 2024 at 6:09 pm

    Cross is comedy legend to me.

  21. @rockenOne

    August 1, 2024 at 6:24 pm

    Why youtube recommend a nobody reading google searches

  22. @Jauphrey

    August 1, 2024 at 6:59 pm

    Does David Cross…HAVE A 5 INCH TAINT. WE NEED TO KNOW.

  23. @jrgenbraastad5827

    August 1, 2024 at 7:39 pm

    “Make it funky”

  24. @Oscarutabaga

    August 1, 2024 at 8:25 pm

    dave cross and ice spice back to back is insane

  25. @keenan13jpn

    August 1, 2024 at 9:16 pm

    Aqua TEEN Hunger Force lol

  26. @gg-dg6rk

    August 2, 2024 at 8:29 am

    David Cross just made me swallow my lozenge whole 😡😡😡😡

  27. @GameMe44

    August 2, 2024 at 10:29 am

    Yes kids. “That’s how Religion works.” Haha

  28. @rawb20

    August 2, 2024 at 1:34 pm

    David Cross Chicken Pot Pie

    • @rawb20

      August 2, 2024 at 1:36 pm

      I should’ve waited til the end 🤦🏻‍♂️

  29. @donnyklueger849

    August 2, 2024 at 2:07 pm

    Does David cross ever lose not being a question gravely upsets me

  30. @panaderofilms

    August 2, 2024 at 2:17 pm

    David Cross believes the age of consent should be lowered to 15 years old..

  31. @ClassifiedRanTom

    August 2, 2024 at 4:28 pm

    David Cross looking more like David Claus.

    • @ozeppeo

      August 2, 2024 at 7:25 pm

      He owns it.

  32. @anthonycolonjr.6631

    August 2, 2024 at 4:49 pm

    “make it FUNKY” sounds alooooooot like “make it FUNKË”

  33. @morbidart5714

    August 2, 2024 at 4:55 pm

    He should talk about his experience in Small Soldiers

  34. @ozeppeo

    August 2, 2024 at 7:23 pm

    He’s so underrated.

  35. @user-zt1ym7zc7p

    August 2, 2024 at 7:48 pm

    The world’s first Analrapist.

  36. @pabloaguillon6974

    August 2, 2024 at 10:41 pm

    No Tadan No Voy Hacer eso Tadan Vamos ir A Quedetaro Tadan

  37. @erockromulan9329

    August 2, 2024 at 10:59 pm

    F*kin Legend.

  38. @nicolasmartin7602

    August 2, 2024 at 11:16 pm

    Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude… you looked so much younger when you played Ian in the Alvin movies.

    You aged like…

    …or, no. That’s basically, it.

  39. @michaelnash3608

    August 3, 2024 at 12:03 am

    Who’s got that Joe Frank OJ Simpson sketch? I’d love to hear it.

  40. @SadamHusssein

    August 3, 2024 at 3:53 am

    “Curse you Burkley!”

  41. @jakev.gonzales9314

    August 3, 2024 at 5:33 am

    Curse you, Berkley, CURES YOOUUU!

  42. @Hyperchicken

    August 3, 2024 at 8:54 am

    David also played Bert Banana in ATHF, one of the funniest episodes of the whole show

  43. @My_Naginta

    August 3, 2024 at 9:50 am

    My favorite analyst/therapist

  44. @stmonroe

    August 3, 2024 at 10:31 am

    I didn’t realize how funny the CEO of Patreon is

  45. @LaoGanMaNiac

    August 3, 2024 at 11:58 am

    As funny as ever, maybe more.

  46. @JoyJournal

    August 3, 2024 at 12:30 pm

    it’s Master Crane!

  47. @madd.villain

    August 3, 2024 at 3:49 pm

    Love how even David Cross knows how annoying he was in GTA, those missions sucked. 😂

  48. @invox9490

    August 3, 2024 at 5:11 pm

    I loved him in Perfect Pitch 2.

  49. @just894

    August 3, 2024 at 6:03 pm

    YES LOVE YOU DAVID CROSS

  50. @theghostwhowalks583

    August 3, 2024 at 6:12 pm

    First movie I remember seeing him in when I was a kid was small soldiers

  51. @CadillacCentral

    August 3, 2024 at 10:13 pm

    The first time ive seen him and thought he was likeable.

  52. @dylanhuculak8458

    August 3, 2024 at 10:14 pm

    I loved him in Mr. Development.

  53. @BigChungus378

    August 3, 2024 at 10:50 pm

    Is not as funny IRL.

  54. @trashleigh87

    August 3, 2024 at 11:12 pm

    That Hitler tattoo is wild lol

  55. @TheSaferHouse

    August 3, 2024 at 11:32 pm

    I’m really glad I watched this because I found out David is on tour and I just got tickets to his show in Eugene, Oregon! Super stoked!

  56. @anonymuscaesar8511

    August 4, 2024 at 1:14 am

    Halo deserved a little more time than that and how was Men in Black not brought up?!

  57. @disbandedamericancapitalis5032

    August 4, 2024 at 3:48 am

    I love Uncle Ian

  58. @GuitarisHere

    August 4, 2024 at 10:35 am

    BRING LILAS IKUTA!

  59. @samuelskillern7365

    August 4, 2024 at 2:33 pm

    David Cross being aware of who Lil Xan is, is quite amusing.

  60. @DovidSchwartz-c8h

    August 4, 2024 at 2:38 pm

    David cross writes for lil xan 😂😂😂

  61. @Masterdebater-q5c

    August 5, 2024 at 12:25 pm

    “Maybe, come help daddy get his rocks off”

  62. @modulus8136

    August 5, 2024 at 2:25 pm

    Why is he wearing nail polish?

  63. @MrHybridiculous

    August 5, 2024 at 9:30 pm

    I grew up with a friend who went by his middle name Tobias or Toby. His actual first name was Lamar. I’d love to see a role with the name Lamar Tobias 😂

  64. @nikhileshkillada4217

    August 5, 2024 at 9:35 pm

    Lol, I love that he intentionally didn’t talk about the legendary Dr. Tobias Fünke.

  65. @Ericka_Martinez

    August 6, 2024 at 2:01 am

    I wish they invited Aidan Gallagher to do it, it would be great 🫶🏻🥰❤️

  66. @gabrielrosenberg6734

    August 6, 2024 at 4:55 am

    I don’t wanna get weird about it, I’ve been a fan of what Mr. Cross does since the last century, but I am not happy about seeing those painted fingernails.

  67. @KcPainting-b3l

    August 6, 2024 at 7:54 am

    Woke joke

  68. @blunderbass851

    August 6, 2024 at 11:58 am

    ZERO mention of Alvin and the Chipmunks here is insane

  69. @videogamemadness1582

    August 6, 2024 at 12:31 pm

    Zero

  70. @grankmisguided

    August 6, 2024 at 12:34 pm

    I’ve watched a bunch of these autocomplete interviews over the years and this one is by multiple orders of magnitude the most I’ve seen anyone actually treat it like a bit or do anything with it. There are a bunch of times you can hear the crew laughing at his bits, but what surprises me is how many times one of these jokes landed decently with me and you CAN’T hear anyone laughing at it in person 😂

  71. @R.MarkMcMasters

    August 6, 2024 at 1:08 pm

    Amber Tamblyn is a gem. Nice going, D.C.!

  72. @vincentwilliams4343

    August 6, 2024 at 6:05 pm

    We need to have an Alvin and the chipmunks spin-off all about Ian Hawke

  73. @javiers5599

    August 6, 2024 at 8:50 pm

    Berkley must be furious now

  74. @DaveKovalComedy

    August 7, 2024 at 1:21 am

    I’m trying to imagine David cross in the MCU angering nerds with his incessant bits refusing to do fan service and answer their questions seriously rofl

  75. @the_white_al_borland

    August 7, 2024 at 8:23 am

    omg I remember that toy plane mission 😂😂😂 soooo obnoxious

  76. @AveryAltexas

    August 7, 2024 at 8:46 am

    Hr remids me or Jonathan davis.

  77. @manuelfuentespardo8102

    August 7, 2024 at 10:26 am

    Minion 🐠🤖

  78. @djcaptkirk

    August 7, 2024 at 10:39 am

    Did Letterman get botox?

  79. @djrerayaloha4112

    August 7, 2024 at 11:30 am

    Analyst therapist with a new start ✨️

  80. @Liberatorx13

    August 7, 2024 at 2:00 pm

    Tobias Disney

  81. @TheProphegy

    August 7, 2024 at 2:08 pm

    David is the man 🤘🏼

  82. @midimidori4699

    August 7, 2024 at 7:06 pm

    This is Stroke, with Juicy Juice!

  83. @kdcndw1

    August 8, 2024 at 12:28 am

    Yeah..agree…Joe Frank…was an absolute genius.

  84. @sdmoparmaninsd6713

    August 8, 2024 at 5:46 am

    Seeing his reaction to chicken pot pie has cemented how I’m going to interact with him if I ever meet him in person…. You can guess how it’ll go

  85. @simonfea2

    August 8, 2024 at 4:11 pm

    Bob and David are the perfect married couple.

  86. @Docmain3

    August 8, 2024 at 10:42 pm

    Hitler getting spanked. Hahaha

  87. @squirrel-1969

    August 9, 2024 at 3:10 am

    Scary movie 2. I’m tossing my own salad! Funny yet disturbing scene in the movie!

  88. @Tr4v3ler

    August 9, 2024 at 3:20 pm

    I love David Cross

  89. @fathertimegaming17

    August 10, 2024 at 3:00 am

    Donnie wants a green quarter.

  90. @daveharris2884

    August 10, 2024 at 4:45 am

    Is David Cross still alive?

  91. @_ohsopeachy

    August 10, 2024 at 11:46 am

    I needed a good hearty laugh today thanks David. I was laughing my a×× off.

  92. @user-fb9id8zf4r

    August 10, 2024 at 4:21 pm

    David you are one of my favorite comedians ❤❤❤

  93. @samjewell7814

    August 10, 2024 at 7:22 pm

    Run Ronnie run let’s have us a champagne jam

  94. @singingsheepytps9240

    August 10, 2024 at 7:42 pm

    Few people know but David was also a member of King Crimson in the early 70s

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