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Eric Techstuffs
March 11, 2022 at 11:31 pm
I was going to click off. Then he turned me around in my chair and said, *”you don’t want to do that”* . I had a change of heart. Beautiful. Tremendous. *_lemme go_*
Jnelle Trim
March 11, 2022 at 11:32 pm
Remember God loves you😊♥️
John 3:16
For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believeth in him should not perish but have everlasting life.
If you trust in Jesus Christ and repent, you will be saved🙏🙏.
He is coming back soon😌…..
Died inVayne
March 11, 2022 at 11:32 pm
I didn’t know the Santore family has a botanist. Lololol jk
eddie E
March 11, 2022 at 11:37 pm
Loved the info. Quite the persona though. Long Island perhaps? Almost like the Tony Soprano of planthood. “EY, don’t yell at my plant. You tawk to da plant your tawkin’ ta me. Thanks. Loved it. And loined a few tings.
Google User
March 11, 2022 at 11:41 pm
When east coast vegan hardcore goes academic teheheheh
ariez84
March 11, 2022 at 11:41 pm
I would never know he was into plants just by looking at him….
Becky Schmidt
March 11, 2022 at 11:55 pm
i like this guy…. nice 🙂
u. ru.
March 11, 2022 at 11:57 pm
“Don’t you put it in your mouth…. if you don’t know what it is….”
Teddy Proctor
March 12, 2022 at 12:03 am
This man is now one of my favorite people
Marcos Mateus
March 12, 2022 at 12:03 am
This guy is HOT!
Kathryn M
March 12, 2022 at 12:10 am
Now I want to go and grow weed in Antarctica..
tornado649
March 12, 2022 at 12:28 am
Awesome educating
Luqman A
March 12, 2022 at 12:28 am
“When u eating fruit you are eating an ovary”
Okay wtf, i’m not ready to hear that
Bianca Santisteban
March 12, 2022 at 12:45 am
Love these videos on different experts answering questions, great series! Unrelated question: is he single?
S Waddington
March 12, 2022 at 12:49 am
Heard you can use castor oil to attack Kudzu
Dwi Dana
March 12, 2022 at 12:58 am
We need him for part 2.
Marc-Olivier Ouellet
March 12, 2022 at 1:04 am
Ive said that about every expert and ill say it again: i love this guy!!!
matt carnes
March 12, 2022 at 1:15 am
Its funny he is a flower guy but looks like someone who will put you in the grave
EmceeOfMC
March 12, 2022 at 1:16 am
Is it just me or did he get nearly every username wrong?
2High 2Care
March 12, 2022 at 1:17 am
I would love to see more of this! This guy is awesome. I learned so much.
Rajivrocks Ltd.
March 12, 2022 at 1:20 am
Very interesting
oldcowbb
March 12, 2022 at 1:25 am
instant like when he addresses appeal to nature fallacy
Enycma Pie
March 12, 2022 at 4:54 pm
Today i learned Orchird were named after Deez Nuts.
Diane Campbell
March 12, 2022 at 5:09 pm
Certain farm animals love kudzu
Aztec
March 12, 2022 at 5:25 pm
Why is he so respectful and 🔥 🥵
Quinn
March 12, 2022 at 5:26 pm
I love Joey!!! So glad you posted this!
Will Grandbois
March 12, 2022 at 5:50 pm
The John Donne reference made this already wonderful juxtaposition.
irishmarine3
March 12, 2022 at 5:53 pm
punk rock botanist
thormaster06
March 12, 2022 at 6:23 pm
All of the sudden Im interested in plants! 👀
Halie Poirier
March 12, 2022 at 7:19 pm
I love Joey so much. And he would probably also be laughing about using a Scindapsus picture for a Philodendron mention.
Evil Sharkey
March 12, 2022 at 7:28 pm
As a Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t fan, it’s weird to hear “Tony” (his pseudonym for the channel) end a video without the “go f*** yourself, bye”.
Sebastian
March 12, 2022 at 7:52 pm
I was hoping he was gonna tell me to go f*** my self at the end
quidama
March 12, 2022 at 8:19 pm
I love this guy
Conrad Smith
March 12, 2022 at 8:34 pm
We have serpentine barrens in Maryland and they do indeed have many unique heavy metal hypoaccumulating plants growing in and around them.
Badmanpuntbaxter
March 12, 2022 at 8:40 pm
If you haven’t seen an episode of crime pays but botany doesn’t, do yourself a favor and check it out.
Mandeep
March 12, 2022 at 9:27 pm
Doki~
MuskyLemon
March 12, 2022 at 9:57 pm
Love Joey and CPBBD but why bleep the last F bomb, and only that??
Amr Nassef
March 12, 2022 at 10:06 pm
If poison Ivy was a man 😂
Ehrenkind
March 12, 2022 at 10:07 pm
I didn’t get the overwater answer.
Its full of water and then the rest of the water stays in the soil. So how does that start rot.
Z. P.
March 12, 2022 at 10:16 pm
The geek to mobster ratio here is highly appealing
BPCC Math251 (Calculus II, Hitchcock) 2017
March 12, 2022 at 10:17 pm
Thanks for having Joey on the channel. His channel rocks…or… flowers (I guess)!?!
LoveHateBS
March 12, 2022 at 10:18 pm
This guy is so good. I couldn’t stop listening to him. So clear how passionate and knowledgable he is about botany. Genuinely inspired!
Jill Walker
March 12, 2022 at 10:52 pm
stomatussy
Bandro08
March 12, 2022 at 11:19 pm
I’ll never look at an Orchid the same way again, let alone smell it! I like how he answers plant questions kept me interested. Just don’t let him find out you double crossed a plant or you’ll be sleeping with the cacti.
Malo periculosam libertatem quam quietam servitutem
March 13, 2022 at 12:01 am
This man is hot af.
Zaboshi Tsutomeru
March 13, 2022 at 12:17 am
Mafia boss of plants.lol
PEACE
March 13, 2022 at 3:51 am
❤️🌟 In recent years, disasters have occurred frequently and anomalies have appeared one after another,You must confess your sins and repent,I hope that those who have not yet trusted in Jesus and God can trust in Jesus and God as soon as possible,Confess your sins and repent as soon as possible.2000 years ago, light came to the world,Jesus Christ came to the world.The Word became flesh and appeared before people’s eyes.He was crucified for the sins of people.He was resurrected on the third day, and then He ascended to heaven and sat at the right hand of God. If you sincerely trust Jesus Christ and accept Him as the Savior of your life, you will receive the Holy Spirit.Then, you must obey the Holy Spirit, rely on the guidance of the Holy Spirit to act and behave, and be a person who pleases God.
But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, forbearance, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control. Against such things there is no law. —Galatians 5 : 22 – 23
Don’t delay, you should immediately trust Jesus Christ and God!
Junebug Creates
March 13, 2022 at 3:10 am
This is Nick Miller if he never overthought Julia’s cactus
Leslie Gutierrez
March 13, 2022 at 3:27 am
My plants turn brown 🙁 lol
Shabab Haider
March 13, 2022 at 3:35 am
ngl, if I saw this video about 6 years ago, I absolutely would have changed my college major to botany.
Iz
March 13, 2022 at 4:22 am
This guy could seed me all he wants…
Michely Writes
March 13, 2022 at 4:44 am
Are tomatoes poisonous?? Please someone tell me! English is not my first language!!!
Alethrial Sylviianel
March 13, 2022 at 3:11 pm
Ripe Tomatoes are not poisonous to eat. The leaves, stem, and green fruits are toxic to eat.They are part of the Nightshade family, which does have some poisonous members, and some non-poisonous members (Peppers, Eggplant, etc.). Potatoes are part of this family, and just like with tomatoes, you don’t want to eat unripe, sprouting, or green potatoes because they contain solanine, which is toxic. To sum up, Ripe tomatoes ☑️ Cooked potatoes ☑️ Any plant parts/uncooked potatoes ❌. Hope this helps! 🪴
Michely Writes
March 13, 2022 at 5:43 pm
@Alethrial Sylviianel thanks 🙏
Alethrial Sylviianel
March 13, 2022 at 7:20 pm
@Michely Writes Anytime! 🙂
Martin Adams
March 13, 2022 at 7:20 am
Does anyone know what molecule is on his shirt? Saw someone mention maybe lsd but it’s hard to make it out, I don’t think it’s that though. *Edit. I think it might actually be either caffeine or nicotine.
Lou Kramer
March 13, 2022 at 8:01 am
Amazing! Absolutely amazing! I would watch 10 more of these. Almost made me want to enjoy gardening…almost.
Daniel Davies
March 13, 2022 at 4:36 pm
Check out Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t he’s got hundreds and hundreds of amazing videos about plants in all kids of weird and wonderful environments. He’s just put up one about an endemic plant nursery, and he’s recently done a series of videos when he went to South Africa and he teaches about all kinds of crazy looking plants and the environments they live in.
Lou Kramer
March 13, 2022 at 8:21 pm
@Daniel Davies oh awesome, thanks!
iCorazon19
March 13, 2022 at 8:55 am
This is kind of content that worth watching. Not those cringe Tik-Tok degenerates
KalleKiwi
March 13, 2022 at 9:07 am
Oh this guy is cool.
educostanzo
March 13, 2022 at 9:44 am
Top notch content!
VINsational331
March 13, 2022 at 12:15 pm
This guy is outstanding. What a pro.
Logan Presley
March 13, 2022 at 3:09 pm
Hot tectonic action
Alethrial Sylviianel
March 13, 2022 at 3:24 pm
Absolutely loved this, Wired! Joey, you did an awesome job! Would love to see Joey back here answering harder level questions! 🪴
BUDRICH
March 13, 2022 at 3:56 pm
Sebastian Haha sounds like him ..this guys very smart anyone who is in to botany is smart ..to the people sayin he looks tough its tough to grow plants
ME Robb
March 13, 2022 at 4:01 pm
Subscribe to his channel! “Crime Pays but Botany Doesn’t”. Joey is amazing and interesting and also really funny. 💙
ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
March 13, 2022 at 4:51 pm
Note to self:
Do not step on this guy’s grass!
Arjit Jere
March 13, 2022 at 5:29 pm
Cool guy. Engaging narration,great knowledge. I did not like botany much in college, gravitated towards zoology, but if this guy was my teacher things would be different
Christian Hansen
March 13, 2022 at 6:16 pm
An orchid looks like a nut! never heard that before. lol
mrvalski
March 13, 2022 at 6:24 pm
I can’t believe I Joey is on WIRED
Novak Goatkovic
March 13, 2022 at 9:20 pm
Have Novak Djokovic on set again PLEASE
S P
March 13, 2022 at 9:22 pm
You didn’t bleep out a swear at 14:49 lol
Andrew Cayer
March 13, 2022 at 10:23 pm
Joey is the only thing I miss about Instagram. Luckily his YT channel is second to none when it comes to information about plants I didn’t know I needed. And I monitor vegetation professionally. Botany or Death
devon
March 14, 2022 at 12:05 am
Joey is the man. Thanks wired for doing this with him!
Van Gu
March 14, 2022 at 12:18 am
Sheep and goats will hoover kudzu. You’ll have to keep bringing them back but eventually get rid of it.
Jodi Rauth
March 14, 2022 at 4:07 am
This guy is amazing
Hi Pie
March 14, 2022 at 5:18 am
why is everyone asking questions so agitated LOL
Morte
March 14, 2022 at 6:57 am
Poison Ivy would love this guy
ybemad
March 14, 2022 at 9:02 am
I loved the Breaking Bad reference. This guy is knowledgeable, charismatic AND good at making his teaching relatable, something the best teachers have in common.
Emmy Face
March 14, 2022 at 9:13 am
Brilliant! I learned so much
Ana DD
March 14, 2022 at 11:07 am
I love how fruits are ovaries xD
Ana DD
March 14, 2022 at 11:14 am
Monstera is poisonous so watch out especially with animals and children
Ana DD
March 14, 2022 at 11:16 am
If you don’t know it, don’t put it in your mouth.
Retroglamamour
March 14, 2022 at 1:17 pm
14:50 _“Open up a f*ckin Organic Chemistry textbook, you know, rather than watching some hippy snake oil salesman on YouTube”_ 🤣😂 I love this guy.
Amanda Creates Stuff #moonlightcraft2022
March 14, 2022 at 1:51 pm
Could listen to this dude talk botany all day 🤣😘😚
Gay Rights
March 14, 2022 at 1:55 pm
MORE OF HIM PLEASE
Diane Miles
March 14, 2022 at 2:02 pm
eeka-system
Herre Von Verhagen
March 14, 2022 at 3:02 pm
More please, xoxox
adinath jichkar
March 14, 2022 at 5:27 pm
I’d like a round 2 of botanist answers.
W Coston
March 14, 2022 at 5:38 pm
I can listen to this guy talk about plants forever….
Lake
March 14, 2022 at 6:54 pm
Excuse me did I hear “plants that paracitize fungi?” Metal.
Julio Neto
March 14, 2022 at 9:46 pm
love this guy’s channel.
Amanda Higgins
March 14, 2022 at 11:01 pm
the difference between joey santore and tony santoro is that joey says “have a good rest of your day bye” and tony says “go f*ck yourself bye”
LibreImpacto
March 14, 2022 at 11:46 pm
Lots of cuts in the Kudzu section. Could we get the unaltered rant please?
Dalie's Art Lab
March 14, 2022 at 11:48 pm
Digging your channel Joey! But sorry I didnt hear anything you said – has been very distracted by your voice and your face. 😉 😉
diego
March 14, 2022 at 11:55 pm
this guy is a ultragigachad
segraffiti
March 15, 2022 at 12:44 am
could listen 2 this man for hours
Jeff, the God of Biscuits
March 15, 2022 at 1:21 am
As soon as someone asked about weird plants I screamed WELWITSCHIA! Glad he agreed. It’s so weird and so cool.
Cactus9
March 15, 2022 at 1:25 am
A good answer for the “rarest plant” question would be Hyophorbe amaricaulis, there’s only one individual left in existence in a garden in Mauritius
David B.
March 15, 2022 at 1:34 am
Netflix, Amazon, FX… if you are watching you need to give this guy his own show. He is the best and most engaging teacher of this stuff. Whenever I watch one of his videos I laugh all the way through and learn something every time.
Monica Tejeda
March 15, 2022 at 2:58 am
Yes yes more of this please. Horticulturist next !
Fisharefriends
March 15, 2022 at 4:23 am
I love this guy!
alch3myau
March 15, 2022 at 5:20 am
hahaha was about to say ‘I wonder how many of these people are those type of growers’ and first answer lol
Tate Testa
March 15, 2022 at 6:00 am
👑
Madeleine H
March 15, 2022 at 6:21 am
Not to be dramatic but I’m in love with this man
PlantJunkie69
March 15, 2022 at 8:56 am
I need another!
Alanna Gray
March 15, 2022 at 9:27 am
These comments got a whole lot of thirsty little welwitschiales lookin for even just the fog of some hot tectonic botanist action
Nick C
March 15, 2022 at 11:44 am
I never thought I’d get to see what Joey looks like, I just thought he’d be a disembodied Chicagoan in my head forever.
EonWhite
March 15, 2022 at 3:36 pm
16:45
Philodendron and Monstera.
Gotta remember those.
Colin H.
March 15, 2022 at 4:43 pm
i can watch this man talk about plants all day
Miguel
March 15, 2022 at 6:49 pm
Tell me this person has a Skillshare channel. TEACH ME EVERYTHING!
Salu omnidentidade
March 15, 2022 at 9:14 pm
niiice
lolafiiona
March 15, 2022 at 9:44 pm
Love the accent and botany is one of my favorite subjects 😊😊😊
Bailey BGood
March 15, 2022 at 10:06 pm
That hot tectonic action
Cheesus
March 16, 2022 at 12:16 am
I would pay good money to watch this man and Summer Rayne Oakes geek out talking plants with one another.
Kellie Saunders
March 16, 2022 at 12:28 am
Doooooode!! This is the first I’ve heard of you!! This was probably the best video I’ve ever seen. Please have some more pop up into my feed.
This was informative and the answers were brief, yet in-depth. My cup of tea.
I am saving this video so that I can reference back. Do you have a book??
privacymatterspage
March 16, 2022 at 12:53 am
Big fan of Crime Pays but Botany Doesn’t, and this is the first time I’ve seen what he looks like (besides his tattooed arms pointing at plants).
Iam Sam
March 16, 2022 at 2:12 am
I wonder what determines what gets censored (beeped out) and what doesn’t. There were a few hardcore swear words heard clearly, so I wonder what did he have to say to get beeped. (Not complaining… just curious.)
Alia Yeancades
March 16, 2022 at 2:27 am
“What is the weirdest plant?”
*SLAPS TABLE*
_I have waited for this moment my whole life._
Eric
March 16, 2022 at 2:56 am
IT’S THE FUCKIN CRIME PAYS BUT BOTANY DOESNT GUY IM SO HAPPY
Eli Oviedo
March 16, 2022 at 2:56 am
this guy is a treasure. Also felt weird for him to close out a video without “go f*ck yourself. bye” <3
Allyson S.
March 16, 2022 at 3:24 am
I love lichen
Petrapedia
March 16, 2022 at 3:58 am
Great video, ya prick!
220 на себя Jay
March 16, 2022 at 4:41 am
OMG…. B.I.L.F ….. botanist I’d like to…. 🔥🔥🔥yummy
Alexatarr
March 16, 2022 at 5:19 am
Joey is extremely entertaining and informative on IG and YT. Glad ya’ll chose him!
Suits and Strings
March 16, 2022 at 5:22 am
This series is so good
108 U 🟡
March 16, 2022 at 11:48 am
When the plant mafia casually drops the warning that you might die
nico
March 16, 2022 at 1:02 pm
THE ONLY BOTANIST I LOOK UP TO <3 JOEY JOEY JOEY JOEY JOEY JOEY JOEY JOEY ✊✊✊✊✊
Linda Scoon
March 16, 2022 at 4:37 pm
He is like the plant mafia godfather
L0united
March 16, 2022 at 5:21 pm
Ailanthus is the Pigeons of the plant world when it comes to their relationship with humans.
L0united
March 16, 2022 at 5:24 pm
if you are against drunk twitting are you against stoned twitting?
_Paws_
March 16, 2022 at 6:39 pm
He reminds me of my biology teacher in junior high; he has tattoos, actually curses in front of us and has a deep accent but a Long Island/Queens accent.
_Paws_
March 16, 2022 at 6:56 pm
When he mentioned geology, some plants act like living metal detectors, they have become adept at growing and needing certain elements to properly survive. Some can live in a general condition but will be in a better condition if that chemical, or whatever, is in the substrate.
_Paws_
March 16, 2022 at 7:07 pm
The part when he mention needing flowers to identify, flowers are the genitals of plants and like genitals biologists tend to tell other living things apart by that comparison. It’s weird…
jlzombiecat
March 16, 2022 at 8:01 pm
I’ve been watching his YouTube channel for about two years now and the way he rattles off scientific names and rants about human encroachment on natural habitats is fantastic. Also, the way he talks to and about plants is pleasantly naughty, hilarious and all around awesome.
amor
March 16, 2022 at 8:53 pm
i really love how even if some of the questions were really basic and not as complex, he still gives really detailed answers without caring about how simple/easy the question might seem
isgravybaby
March 16, 2022 at 10:13 pm
I love the way he says ecosystem. Sounds very Jersey.
Steven C
March 17, 2022 at 3:36 am
Joey!!!!! Love your “crime pays but botany dosent” been a patron for a while.
Katie B
March 17, 2022 at 6:30 am
The little Pinguiculas are so cute 🥰🌱
James MacMillan
March 17, 2022 at 6:41 am
This is almost the opposite of what I would imagine a botanist look and sound like.
Isaac B
March 17, 2022 at 8:41 am
So good. Joey’s a champ.
Markie P
March 17, 2022 at 3:56 pm
Wired is killing it with finding these great, entertaining experts.
Chris R
March 17, 2022 at 6:32 pm
Haha, his natural personality comes out more the farther he goes, getting to quotes like “People get a little woo-woo about it” and “open a fuckin’ organic chemistry book”. This guy would be a teacher I’d love to have.
April Kurtz
March 17, 2022 at 7:13 pm
Are those Pingquicula in front of you, you jadrool?
Weird Heather
March 17, 2022 at 11:06 pm
Omg I love this guy, his channel is super interesting. So cool to see him as one of the experts on this channel.
Christian Meyer
March 17, 2022 at 11:18 pm
He looks like he like one plant way more than all the others.
RDG
March 18, 2022 at 1:21 am
Dude’s definitely not always a botanist. Maybe still is. Capiche?
Brad Miller
March 18, 2022 at 5:09 pm
I am a member of the Department of Unauthorized Forestry. 😀
Brian Amaral
March 18, 2022 at 5:41 pm
Joey Santore is an attactive Botanist… 🤩
Alex
March 18, 2022 at 5:48 pm
His little comments and editorials just crack me up lol
Nancy Folsom
March 18, 2022 at 6:19 pm
Okay, Welwitschia is cool and weird. My vote for one of the weirdest are the “carrion” or “corpse” plants like Stapelia. Plants with flowers that smell like rotting flesh? Yeah, def. weird.
3g0st
March 18, 2022 at 6:27 pm
Audio echo is unbearable
Raman Garimella
March 18, 2022 at 7:27 pm
Thanks for the plant info Kendall Roy!
ALAPINO
March 18, 2022 at 7:31 pm
I’m pretty sure someone is growing cannabis plants in Antarctica.
Hakim Lotoro
March 18, 2022 at 7:48 pm
My boy is wicked smart.
Ricky
March 18, 2022 at 7:56 pm
Guaranteed this guy was ordered by the mob to get rid of a body, then as he buried it and put some plants on top to hide it, he just discovered a new passion.
Cory O'Brien
March 18, 2022 at 8:01 pm
This dude is connected
Nicolas Cabrales
March 18, 2022 at 8:06 pm
this guy can explain you the photosynthesis process and also why you should pay back the money Mr Gambino lent you
Ricky
March 18, 2022 at 8:18 pm
14:48 I love this dude
Jacob Canote
March 18, 2022 at 8:46 pm
Crime pays, Botany doesn’t.
“Check out the glands on this one!”
“Nice and s#!t.”
“Go f*%k yerself. Bye!”
Love your face. Best of luck!
Matt Madolah
March 18, 2022 at 9:47 pm
Love his videos of swearing at you liek a rough neck gangster, but with this level of knowledge that’d make a biologist blush!
David Fish
March 18, 2022 at 10:14 pm
This guy is pretty great.
Maarten De Groote
March 18, 2022 at 10:18 pm
PLANT IDENTIFICATION for 15:03 : that’s Euphorbia Guentheri
Maarten De Groote
March 18, 2022 at 10:19 pm
And the leaves fall off in autumn because it goes dormant during the winter months
Sir David P.
March 18, 2022 at 10:19 pm
AYE JOEY PIZZA COMING OUT, COMAHHHHHHHHH
Whit3_Lady
March 18, 2022 at 11:03 pm
I could talk plants with him all day. This video really turned me on..
The Pondering Plumb
March 18, 2022 at 11:46 pm
It’s amazing to listen to an expert sharing their knowledge
Mothman on a hikers phone
March 19, 2022 at 12:32 am
The little Pinguiculas in front of him are adorable
Liz K
March 19, 2022 at 12:37 am
This is my new favorite thing. Tattoos, strong accent, and super smart.
Harrison Naven
March 19, 2022 at 12:38 am
I f*ckin love this guy
Caio
March 19, 2022 at 12:39 am
16:55 I thought he was going to say get a fake paint lol
lara
March 19, 2022 at 12:44 am
I think I’m in love with him
Boob Dylan
March 19, 2022 at 1:09 am
Goodluck to that person trying to find WHICH Euphorbia that is… there are over 2000 species within the genus loll. Have fun with that!
PLANECRASHCORNER
March 19, 2022 at 2:53 pm
Omg joeys on wired…. does this mean hes a yuppie now?
Michael Balmer
March 19, 2022 at 3:32 pm
check out his channel, Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t. He’s insanely knowledgeable about the natural world and funny too.
Eric St-Gelais
March 19, 2022 at 3:51 pm
So botany does pay !
Aroyyo Toad
March 19, 2022 at 3:53 pm
This dudes channel name is crimepaysbotonaydoesnt
lilghostantenna
March 19, 2022 at 4:04 pm
This was awesome
S Chan
March 19, 2022 at 4:05 pm
Wow dude’s a straight up italian mobster henchman, but grows cacti. I dig
Sophie June
March 19, 2022 at 4:06 pm
This was really cool and very educational. But I’m going to feel like a cannibal every time I eat mushrooms now.
Also, I love poisonous plants they’re so complex and interesting. All plants fascinate me though.
b1njjj95
March 19, 2022 at 4:13 pm
Such a good episode! I want more plant facts! 🥺
segamai
March 19, 2022 at 4:16 pm
Where are the thirst comments?? I’ll start; please come fertilize my mulch, plant daddy
Émile Julien
March 19, 2022 at 4:56 pm
18:57 Deadly nightshade isn’t in the genus Solanum but in the genus Atropa of the same family, Solanaceae. He’s right though, there are Solanum species that produce poisonous fruits, like the potato (Solanum tuberosum).
TheLifeOf Brandon
March 19, 2022 at 5:17 pm
I’ve been watching this guy since he was at 10k subscribers, I love seeing him here now, and love seeing how many people love botany and taxonomy, such a great time to be alive, love seeing you here Tony!
ATinyWaffle
March 19, 2022 at 5:21 pm
5 seconds in and I found inspiration for my next D&D character. A badass farmer/botanist druid with a thick Chicago accent.😆
wraitholme
March 19, 2022 at 5:29 pm
We have an old term for a symbiotic relationship with plants… it’s called farming.
Shower
March 19, 2022 at 5:38 pm
I love humans that are completely invested in their passions. He was so excited he got asked about the strangest plant
FoodMood
March 19, 2022 at 6:02 pm
Why don’t succulents grow in dry cold environments?
Justin Crandell
March 19, 2022 at 6:10 pm
I watch his channel all the time but I feel like I always forget he’s so fine
Hulk Slayer
March 19, 2022 at 6:31 pm
Wow! Just wow! One of the most impressive speakers I have seen on this channel. 👏
Kavyam Khanna
March 19, 2022 at 6:58 pm
The people crushing on him in the comments pleaseeeeeeee
Ethan
March 19, 2022 at 8:00 pm
I’ve met quite a few botanists in my life, but this is the first one that I’ve seen that looks/sounds like this lol.
ike eki
March 19, 2022 at 8:15 pm
follow his youtube at Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t
jack kadaka
March 19, 2022 at 8:20 pm
I guess botany can pay too. How “bout that?!
Carey Johnston
March 19, 2022 at 8:40 pm
So glad to see you spreading your limbs to cover other ways to teach. And most importantly for me ( inspire) 😘🍀
youtube com
March 19, 2022 at 10:50 pm
Good video
David Sawyer
March 20, 2022 at 12:03 am
one thing with plant medicine is the fact that its often self prescribed and not many people talk to their doctor before using it. ive heard of patients almost dying because they are prescribed a medicine and never told their doctor about the plant medicine they take and they interact with very negative side effects
Taras Korotchenko
March 20, 2022 at 12:55 am
His videos are absolutely hilarious and informative as a mf. Awesome to see him here 😤
Fitztastico
March 20, 2022 at 1:56 pm
Joey smoothing down the accent and on his best behavior, lol 😁
Kenna
March 20, 2022 at 2:31 pm
great! now pay the man his money
Rena Farted
March 20, 2022 at 3:33 pm
I heard kudzu is vining and easy to remove cause it’s all ô one just find the root
✨hanoian boy✨
March 20, 2022 at 3:48 pm
These questions are either very easy, basic knowledge, basic gardening knowledge or stuff you learn in school. This is quite disappointing.
falseking989
March 20, 2022 at 4:15 pm
He’s so knowledgeable & willing to teach others about his experiences.
Emil Viktorsson
March 20, 2022 at 5:08 pm
You guys really need to place some acoustic panels on the walls to bring down that echo
MrPeppermintPatty
March 20, 2022 at 5:13 pm
He looks/sounds like someone who left the mafia for a better like aka growing plants.
MrDukeMark
March 20, 2022 at 6:31 pm
Best intro I have ever heard!
William Hill
March 20, 2022 at 6:53 pm
It’s weird hearing Joey sign off without telling us to go f ourselves…
Azrof Darkwood
March 20, 2022 at 7:49 pm
Favorite new support episode yet. GET THIS GUY BACK! GIVE HIM A SHOW!
Sonya McDaniel
March 20, 2022 at 8:04 pm
He was so entertaining and interesting. I learned a lot of new stuff. Please bring him back!!
Connie Lentz
March 20, 2022 at 8:32 pm
He is a treasure
John Tran
March 20, 2022 at 9:12 pm
More of this guy please.
Jinx
March 20, 2022 at 9:17 pm
Don’t like goats eat kudzu? I’ve heard that they are just left out munching the plants away
Kaye Duhhh
March 20, 2022 at 9:36 pm
I’ve always wondered how crossbreeding works. They were doing this centuries before we could isolate genes and put them together in a tube. So, how?
James Green
March 20, 2022 at 9:45 pm
“Think actively about the things you see and observe.” Love that.
Kelly Troup
March 20, 2022 at 10:08 pm
Love this guy! My beloved brother is also a botanist. These dudes are brilliant humans. 🌿
Jason Angress
March 20, 2022 at 10:59 pm
Seems he forgot to say go f/*k yourself at the end
elyse cooke
March 20, 2022 at 11:06 pm
great video, WIRED needs to pay Joey for this awesome content!
Ed it!
March 20, 2022 at 11:26 pm
Joey! Wtf! Nice to see you elsewhere! Love the S. African tour’s….bye, gfy 😂
Keiyan Goshin
March 20, 2022 at 11:39 pm
I had no idea what the word orchid meant. 😳 Greeks sense of humor? 😆
– “When you’re eating a fruit you’re eating an ovarie.” I’ll… remember that. 🤣
adriennefloreen
March 21, 2022 at 12:32 am
This is what happens when you tell him he cannot say a curse word because it is going to be published on “Wired.” Follow the link to his channel, I actually like him better when he curses and compares plant parts to body parts.
Sandrine Durand
March 21, 2022 at 12:48 am
I started my day with you on your live feed and I’m ending my day with you. Always a pleasure. I apologize for calling you Tony.
moyetlicious
March 21, 2022 at 12:50 am
I’ve been watching Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t for a while and I just knew that voice came out of someone this handsome… oh my indeed
MJ Aguilar
March 21, 2022 at 1:24 am
GO WATCH CRIME PAYS BUT BOTANY DOESN’T
PyspherE
March 21, 2022 at 6:42 pm
Crime Pays!!! I love this guys videos!
S
March 21, 2022 at 7:10 pm
Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t!!!!!! I love this man I followed him years ago and I’m glad more people get to find out about him
leahpea
March 21, 2022 at 7:24 pm
You’re so great at making everything easy to understand. I loved your answer to that kid’s question about plant evolution.
kidman2505
March 21, 2022 at 7:29 pm
And Joey needs to produce more stickers! I have a new truck and it needs more CPBBD slaps. He runs one of the best youtube channels around, EVER.
STARPHASE
March 21, 2022 at 7:48 pm
I knew as soon as I heard him it was Crimepays. Never seen the guy before, but the way he speaks is recognizable. Good to see him getting more attention.
Jon A. Scholt
March 21, 2022 at 7:50 pm
“That hot tectonic action”
Nathan M
March 21, 2022 at 8:22 pm
This guy cool af
MichaelMike The Russian Bot
March 21, 2022 at 8:40 pm
I’ll like this video (officially, that is – I already like it , in my head. 😉 ) when Joey gets paid . 😉
RoseCitytid16
March 21, 2022 at 8:43 pm
I do believe I saw on tiktok that cows will eat kudzu so bring cows there, they eat it, then move to another spot
Paula kreinberg
March 21, 2022 at 9:13 pm
I love this guy
Tyler Rivay
March 21, 2022 at 9:15 pm
This was glorious. I love this guy.
Jade
March 21, 2022 at 9:16 pm
Aroids are toxic fyi
Depression
March 21, 2022 at 9:23 pm
yussss
Drawhp _Heavy
March 21, 2022 at 9:24 pm
crazy to see joe’s meteoric rise.
Kat Louwen
March 21, 2022 at 9:24 pm
I was hooked on every word. Please have him return for more plant questions. Maybe do a fungi video! Love this guy.
Lepton Enthusiast
March 21, 2022 at 9:47 pm
Legendary guest
FishAntsPlantsAndDave
March 21, 2022 at 10:00 pm
14:49 forgot to bleep an F bomb
Brandon Kutivan
March 21, 2022 at 10:03 pm
Love this man and died laughing at “hippie snake oil salesman on youtube”.
David Himself
March 21, 2022 at 10:08 pm
17:05 Thats not a philodendren thats a scindapsus! And those pings on the table!
ravosavo
March 21, 2022 at 10:15 pm
Bringing some class to Wired, Joey! Great to see you slumming.
Jacob Miller
March 22, 2022 at 12:29 am
banger vid
ClimateTeacher JohnJ
March 22, 2022 at 12:41 am
His channel is ‘Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t’. You’re welcome, (plus, no beeping on his channel and he calls you all kinds of rude names… so, feel blessed).
MRR D
March 22, 2022 at 1:00 am
The way he said “Working Class Mook” knowing we ALL wanted to hear the word “mook” come out of this man’s mouth as SOON as we heard his accent.
David Riggs
March 22, 2022 at 1:10 am
I thought for sure we were getting a GFY there at the end!
Jake Colton
March 22, 2022 at 1:13 am
OH MY GOD ITS TONY HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS
Jay Rymer
March 22, 2022 at 7:53 pm
This dude and the Mortician are by far the best characters on this series.
grimki11er
March 22, 2022 at 8:00 pm
My guy can break your knees, hid your body, cook a lasagna and grow any plant you bring him
ItsJustMe
March 22, 2022 at 8:21 pm
Awesome to finally put a face to the voice! Joey looks just like I imagined. I’ve adored him and Crime Pays for the longest. Thanks Wired!
He who must not be named
March 22, 2022 at 8:35 pm
“because entropy”
Lolkyy
March 22, 2022 at 8:41 pm
Whats up Ton!
Jason J Brunet
March 22, 2022 at 8:46 pm
Please pay this man!
Amélie -
March 22, 2022 at 8:50 pm
the accent, the tattoos, the plant knowledge, this guy is hitting a lot of switches i didn’t know i had
YEET Bean
March 22, 2022 at 8:53 pm
Joey is so down to earth, we need more people like him making knowledge easy to understand like this! It makes it so accesible for some of us who are just starting out and find the subject overwhelming. Thanks Wired!
Dixiwonderland
March 22, 2022 at 9:02 pm
I love that when he said Philodendron they showed a picture of an Scindapsus 😅
Top List
March 22, 2022 at 9:08 pm
Dude I can’t believe they got crimepays on here! Love it!
Dave Montgumry
March 22, 2022 at 9:27 pm
I envy all the people going over to his youtube for the first time, so much content to watch
Lost Boy
March 22, 2022 at 9:29 pm
this guy fell in the charisma pot
Steffen Mitic-Maria
March 22, 2022 at 9:32 pm
Anybody who tracks this mooks youtube channel knows that this video is heavily edited to cut out all his hours of topical rambling.
Brian C
March 22, 2022 at 9:46 pm
He didn’t call any of the plants bastards. I am disappointed.
BATAAF EU b247
March 22, 2022 at 9:48 pm
Dude crime pays but botany doesnt 🌱😎😎😎😎😎😎
JoyfulMD
March 22, 2022 at 9:49 pm
Plant support! Yes!!
Kevin S.
March 22, 2022 at 10:12 pm
So happy to see him getting more exposure
johnny collins
March 22, 2022 at 10:12 pm
Right on Joey! Glad to see you featured somewhere lots of people can get to know you better!
crv
March 22, 2022 at 10:43 pm
Hottest botanist i’ve ever seen…
thermostance
March 22, 2022 at 10:52 pm
Just had to sexualize fungi more. “To anthropomorphize, the fungi probably like their mushrooms picked”
Suzi L
March 22, 2022 at 11:39 pm
I love this guy! I’m used to his channel and seeing him in this format was nice! I feel like I got to know him better!
Pica hudsonia unflocked
March 23, 2022 at 12:08 am
More”science mooks” plz
basilXcore
March 23, 2022 at 12:24 am
I have a question! Is Joey single?
Kathryn Deloria
March 23, 2022 at 12:24 am
Wow! Nice alter ego! Really like the info.
Emily Palmer
March 23, 2022 at 1:13 am
Pay Joey for this already you WIRED scumbags!!
Selanium
March 23, 2022 at 6:47 pm
Love this guy! I never miss an episode of his
NaturallySloan
March 23, 2022 at 7:18 pm
Love his fb vids
Sagacious Apotheosis BLM
March 23, 2022 at 7:19 pm
Most mutations are actually benign.
KD Vinson
March 23, 2022 at 7:36 pm
“and go fck yourself.”
fixed it for you, Mr. Santore
Thanks
The Dude
March 23, 2022 at 8:19 pm
dude sounds like he’s the head of a construction workers union in NYC in 1934
Dimitrije Krstić
March 23, 2022 at 8:26 pm
Love the guy but have to say that the thing about plants not utilizing green wavelengths efficiently is not true, and McCree debunked it some time around the seventies
KittenOnCatnip
March 23, 2022 at 8:37 pm
Disappointed there wasn’t any German techno jazz playing at the start
GI Jose
March 23, 2022 at 9:27 pm
The first time he hasent called me a prick in the entire video. I kinda miss it.
Nick Bailey
March 23, 2022 at 9:30 pm
Florida is breeding an insect that only eats kudzo to help battle it. Pretty sweet!
Angela Ward
March 23, 2022 at 9:31 pm
Can I just take this dude out for a cup of tea and talk about plants for hours ? 😆😄
Kelly Hofer
March 23, 2022 at 9:34 pm
Why aren’t more crops perennials?
durereee
March 23, 2022 at 9:47 pm
Love this man, happy to see he gets the exposure nice.
Just don’t copyright his sht like them douchebags at (can’t remember who right now) with the rattlesnake video.
Zion Ebberson
March 23, 2022 at 10:26 pm
Can’t believe I’m seeing him on something other than crime pays! Big ups.
Dan Wright
March 23, 2022 at 10:30 pm
Joey! Hardest working man in no business
Frank MacLeod
March 23, 2022 at 10:57 pm
Tony you gotta do more videos like this.
Brenna Hasselmann
March 23, 2022 at 11:26 pm
Ive always wondered about that theory of rodents/squirrels stashing seeds for later only to forget some and have those forgotten seeds germinate,,, how are we so sure they’re forgetting? How do we know they’re not intentionally planting?
Dan S
March 23, 2022 at 11:32 pm
Nice job Tony been watching your youtube since the beginning keep on doing what you do brother!
Lindy Resnick
March 23, 2022 at 11:45 pm
Big movie star now.
GanjaGuru
March 23, 2022 at 11:47 pm
Hey look its fuckin Tony! Ohhhh.. heeeey, howya doin der!? Wired… NICE
felicia paradise
March 23, 2022 at 11:53 pm
Ngl I was pretty skeptical that he would know what he’s talking about.. but the terminology he uses is completely on point and he clearly has a great depth of knowledge. I’m impressed by this, as well as how hot he is LOL 10/10
Megan Gass
March 24, 2022 at 12:45 am
Any time you want to bring him back I will watch.
Carlos R.
March 24, 2022 at 12:59 am
Being a profesional in a topic is so attractive.
dajhae wiltshire
March 24, 2022 at 6:08 pm
Cống hiến hơn nữa trong sự nghiệp của mình. Một lần nữa cảm ơn Đức Phúc và chương trình đã mang đến những giây phút thư giãn này. Mãi yêu!!!❤❤❤
Themazeful
March 24, 2022 at 7:13 pm
Guy sounds like a sentient mozzarella cheese.
digital viewer
March 24, 2022 at 7:22 pm
How many plant are edible, raw, without processing thru heat or other means on Planet Earth? How many plants are psychoactive/toxic without processing on Planet Earth?
Daniel Duvalle
March 24, 2022 at 7:28 pm
No weed in Antarctica?…yet
cowboy
March 24, 2022 at 8:05 pm
i wanna smoke a blunt with them
WhaleRider 3000 🐳
March 24, 2022 at 8:28 pm
🆒
Andrew schweizzy
March 24, 2022 at 8:30 pm
I follow this guy on Instagram, always posting great content, was happily surprised to come across this vid
Andrew Dehan
March 24, 2022 at 8:32 pm
Crime pays but botany doesn’t! Awesome to see him.
rwxsed
March 24, 2022 at 9:00 pm
This was a most enjoyable episode! it’s great it was 26 mins long, could’ve lasted 1 hr and I wouldnt complain
Jérémie Lévesque
March 24, 2022 at 9:08 pm
If anybody’s wondering, the mystery plant at 15:01 is an euphorbia/monadenium ritchiei, enjoy 😉
Robbie Melvin
March 24, 2022 at 9:41 pm
A face to go with that voice!!
mthlay15
March 24, 2022 at 9:43 pm
GFY! <3
JDH
March 24, 2022 at 10:01 pm
This is a great example of a Tech Support.
Anku
March 24, 2022 at 10:12 pm
Good to see Joey in other places.
Fun fact if you like hearing him talk about flower naughty bits he does that constantly on his channel.
SussyBaka '̀-'́
March 24, 2022 at 10:20 pm
Plant daddy 🌱 🧔🏻♂️ 👀
ApplesPapples
March 24, 2022 at 10:29 pm
It’s funny to hear him speaking in a slightly more professional voice than usual.
Ajdamus
March 24, 2022 at 11:15 pm
Hey WIRED I see you modified some of this tweets on screen:D
Jolie
March 24, 2022 at 11:16 pm
this is the best one so far omg
Sam
March 24, 2022 at 11:32 pm
“Cannabis is present on every continent except Antarctica.”
Speaking as someone who’s buds with quite a few geologists and oceanologists, it’s probably in Antarctica too.
Tracey Rice
March 24, 2022 at 11:39 pm
Crime pays ,but botany doesn’t.
rawley hi
March 24, 2022 at 11:46 pm
I love his channel Crime Pays but Botany Doesn’t I never saw his face tho until now
Gregory Stewart
March 25, 2022 at 12:01 am
I’m so sad, not even a “Go f**k yourself, bye” at the end. Joey’s the best. Check out his podcast Crime Pays but Botany Doesn’t. Good sh1t.
Daniella Tiger
March 25, 2022 at 12:55 am
I took one of my first college-level biology classes this semester and turns out I already know all this stuff because of that. Pretty cool haha
Cameron Bird
March 25, 2022 at 1:11 am
I get the vibe that he would give ya the gabagoo if you don’t respect plants
WeirdPlantChick
March 25, 2022 at 1:19 am
How did I not see this!? Joey’s in the big time now!
So glad to see him getting the recognition he deserves!!
NegativeInfinity
March 25, 2022 at 6:59 pm
Thumbnail: has butterwort in it.
Me a carnivorous plant lover: clicks on video
rainbowfoxmagicgrrrl
March 25, 2022 at 7:18 pm
The person who tweeted “mushrooms are example of something i hate because I don’t understand” makes me sad 🙁
Layla Ahmed
March 25, 2022 at 7:18 pm
There’s something hot about a plant dad
Karina de vries Hofman
March 25, 2022 at 7:49 pm
For people who liked this check Joey out on YouTube under: Crime Pays but Botany Doesn’t
Mr. Meeseeks
March 25, 2022 at 7:57 pm
Look him up on his channel Crime Pays but Botany doesn’t he has the best content and I love his videos
Tim Kirsten
March 25, 2022 at 8:34 pm
I like how they just stopped censoring Joey as the video went on
Michael Baca
March 25, 2022 at 9:05 pm
Love you Joey! As always you’re spreading the knowledge.
DahVoozel
March 25, 2022 at 9:08 pm
This guy looks like he wants to kill your lawn.
DahVoozel
March 25, 2022 at 9:14 pm
Rodents, in fact, do not have good memories where they put thier food. I find it stashed all over my garden.
Brian Konwerski
March 25, 2022 at 9:42 pm
UNCLE TONY!!! This guys great, one of the 6 channels i’m actually subscribed to.
Kyle Warfield
March 25, 2022 at 10:15 pm
I’ve been watching this guy’s videos for years. So happy to see him here.
Michael Kidd
March 25, 2022 at 10:20 pm
Some people might argue that this is Tony selling out… To that I would reply WIRED would actually have to pay him first. LOL 🤣🤣🤣
BaristaWithADog
March 25, 2022 at 10:24 pm
This guy needs his own show
purpletonkadog
March 25, 2022 at 10:35 pm
1:11-1:50
Groo the Wanderer fans be like:
“We finally know!”
anne glass
March 25, 2022 at 11:17 pm
Tony!
devilsadvocate
March 25, 2022 at 11:26 pm
Hey Joey. *Swooon*
Jordana S
March 25, 2022 at 11:34 pm
The shelf mushroom does not appear to be what is called the chicken of the woods which is an Orange tinged version of a shelf mushroom which pairs well with a white wine per my mushrooms and man class (what we learned to hunt for mushrooms in the woods and what to cook them with). The other most common shelf mushroom out there in the northeast again is again is turkey of the woods looks like the Chicken of the woods but is Brown in color. Works well it works well with red wine . Most classes are offered for free or for small fee by universities or clubs just look in your local area. Note do not randomly take a mushroom and consume it. It must be proven to be safe. Or you risk hours perhaps days in the hospital.
Plant scientist here.
Ryan Deschain
March 25, 2022 at 11:56 pm
Oh my god I clicked on this not knowing it was Joey! Been a sub for years, he’s amazing!
Zero X
March 26, 2022 at 12:23 am
I thought he was gonna talk about the pinguicula he has on the table 🙁
Sammy Jack
March 26, 2022 at 12:30 am
I could listen to this guy talk all day, please make a podcast
F. Saelee
March 26, 2022 at 12:41 am
Yesss give some love to Crime Pays but Botany Doesn’t. His voice is so recognizable now but seeing his face is weird!
Douglas Coleman
March 26, 2022 at 1:27 am
Where’s Al Scorch?!
Wendy Myatt
March 26, 2022 at 5:07 pm
Perfect example of don’t judge a book by it’s cover… Or by how it sounds. 👏🏻
Gerardo Piedras
March 26, 2022 at 5:10 pm
His channel:
Stephan Leddick
March 26, 2022 at 5:22 pm
Da bears!
Chris Poulos
March 26, 2022 at 5:39 pm
Good job Joey!
Electric Shrapnel
March 26, 2022 at 7:09 pm
GFY BYE
Devj Kaiser
March 26, 2022 at 7:39 pm
He just gained another subscriber 🥳 This was awesome.
TommyMLe
March 26, 2022 at 7:45 pm
If only most teachers had this kind of charisma when teaching.
blessthejess
March 26, 2022 at 7:52 pm
JOEY SANTORE IS SUCH A KING, I LOVE HIS YOUTUBE CHANNEL.
lelmDR.WHO?
March 26, 2022 at 9:13 pm
I did not expect to actually watch all 26 min of this. Great watch!
Jose Martinez
March 26, 2022 at 9:13 pm
CHICAGO!!! He’s so hot!! 🔥🔥🔥
cSIKES
March 26, 2022 at 9:23 pm
Mulch is a plant blankie
venisontron
March 26, 2022 at 9:42 pm
GFY BYE
Night Stick
March 26, 2022 at 9:43 pm
This was amazingly interesting. Absolutely unexpected, but very welcome. Joey Santore was a fantastic guest, loved the way he explained stuff, it was really interesting, I couldn’t look away it was so fascinating and well explained.
Philli park-tamati
March 26, 2022 at 9:54 pm
Lets be honest.. theres probably some weed in antarctica too
Alyssa Stram, MD
March 26, 2022 at 10:15 pm
Some how I don’t think your follower’s question about symbiosis was imagining the broad definition, like humans as seed dispersal agents that maybe co-evolve with cannabis, I think they meant more like our obligate symbiosis with gut bacteria, or the normal skin flora we need as a protective barrier against more pathogenic microbes.
RedDragon Smaug
March 26, 2022 at 10:21 pm
“… hot tectonic action…” 😂😂😂🤣🤣
jellybones222
March 26, 2022 at 10:27 pm
pay the man!
Garble
March 26, 2022 at 10:32 pm
Dude, Joey is the coolest. Now you know about him. Now you’re a bit cooler. Lookatdat
Brian
March 26, 2022 at 10:49 pm
26:04 “Bye” 🤔 What have you done with the real Joey?
Garble
March 26, 2022 at 10:55 pm
Can you make beer out of lichen yeast?
Garble
March 26, 2022 at 10:59 pm
“Have a good rest of your day, bye”
That was weird. I’m not used to that.
Donovan B
March 26, 2022 at 11:55 pm
Yoooooo!!!
Joey coming up in the world!
So cool seeing him get the exposure he deserves because, as we all know, Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t.
Grogu
March 27, 2022 at 12:58 am
Ye Know Too Much!
avryptickle
March 27, 2022 at 1:24 am
Good job, ya prick.
Jay Perrin
March 27, 2022 at 4:41 pm
Dude is hilarious. Just reading stuff on his channel alone is busting me up. Totally the kind of person I’d hang out with. Intelligent, funny, and swears, plus I grew up in a very Italian area of the country, so that part helps too.
jd
March 27, 2022 at 4:42 pm
hes so fine
Mousey Publishings
March 27, 2022 at 5:25 pm
Whoa, dis guy over heres wit da plants.
Bob
March 27, 2022 at 5:26 pm
Sounds like a lovely Italian mafia plant lover
Frank Giles
March 27, 2022 at 5:29 pm
This guy will teach you botani in the morning, and be taking care of “family business” in the evening.
Never seen such a thing in my life. This dichotomy vexes me.
Purgatory's Key
March 27, 2022 at 5:33 pm
I love Joey’s videos but never saw his face. Once he started talking, I IMMEDIATELY recognized him
Who Dis
March 27, 2022 at 5:37 pm
A botanist with plant tattoos – my brain is pleased.
Amilio
March 27, 2022 at 6:05 pm
He’s got plant facts for us that we can’t refuse
Michael Yciano
March 27, 2022 at 6:24 pm
Yes ,I’m a botanist!!! . I was able to answer most of the questions with no plant schooling. .I have been crazy about plants my whole life.
ogadl ogadl
March 27, 2022 at 6:29 pm
I’ve had quite the crush on this guy since he tried to save the wild fox. Someday I’m going to take him out for a burrito and a cup of coffee.
Ryan
March 27, 2022 at 6:40 pm
Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t. the guy is hilarious, discovered species unknown to science, and you will learn so much
Phillip Maciejewski
March 27, 2022 at 6:45 pm
my favorite youtuber by leaps and bounds, love to seem him on here
shooglechic
March 27, 2022 at 6:55 pm
The Green Man IRL.
dancxjo
March 27, 2022 at 8:16 pm
Jeez…. These questions! This is what happens when you don’t pay any attention in science class.
santiagodsl
March 27, 2022 at 9:05 pm
Crime Pays in WIRED… NNNNNICE!!
RV 5
March 27, 2022 at 9:06 pm
didnt know i needed this, thanks!
tincantank
March 27, 2022 at 9:10 pm
19:37 no, not the plantussy!
Rael Thomas
March 27, 2022 at 9:47 pm
The questions were god awful.
Go and watch his channel. Joey’s the man.
Grzegorz Bialek
March 27, 2022 at 10:00 pm
Gr-ink’d YoikuR got me interested in them green friends and reminded to refill stash. I feek like giving another try in maintaining a plant alive and maybe. well someday, thriving and reaching double digit leaf numbers alive contemporarily.
Geoff Plays
March 27, 2022 at 10:39 pm
I love Joey!!! I’ve been watching him for a while and he’s such a cool dude!
This Person
March 27, 2022 at 11:06 pm
I could listen to him talk all day.
Esteban Martinez
March 27, 2022 at 11:26 pm
Yo wired, pay this man for his time.
ELDoobodanktree
March 28, 2022 at 12:34 am
I was kinda hoping he would slip in a GFYB at the end but he kept it classy great video always love hearing joey speak
Mokko
March 28, 2022 at 12:52 am
I would love to take a botany class headed by this man. Knowledgeable, factual but so very worldly. No pretentiousness. I love it.
Rebecca Ketterer
March 28, 2022 at 1:12 am
As a woman who loves plants and a biologist…… this video is just yesssss. Also, 😍😘
Ryan
March 28, 2022 at 1:11 pm
That man could seed me any day.
Gage Sutton
March 28, 2022 at 1:30 pm
It’s nice to see Joey in front of a camera for once, as opposed to behind it.
Yeontan's Mommy (Saturn T)
March 28, 2022 at 1:33 pm
wait a min… are his tattoos labelled? wouldn’t that be cheating if he got them in university lol
Laurent Grima
March 28, 2022 at 2:21 pm
What a poor audio recording quality.
Guarlaon
March 28, 2022 at 2:28 pm
I want to be that guy. Smart, handsome and loving the plants
Itzel Arredondo
March 28, 2022 at 3:23 pm
More Santore!! Hope Botany is Paying at least a little bit. Awesome teacher 🙂
Harry Hwt
March 28, 2022 at 3:34 pm
I wish more scientists were Italian tough guys people would be more interested in science and would know to listen
Scruffbeard
March 28, 2022 at 3:57 pm
This guy is awesome! Been subscribed to Crime Pays but Botany Doesnt for years.
Don Bosco Than
March 28, 2022 at 5:01 pm
I love him. I would trust him absolutely with any plant.
Georges Rafael Ymalay
March 28, 2022 at 5:34 pm
If Mark Ruffalo and Mr Bean have a child..
jerry stoneman
March 28, 2022 at 5:39 pm
Is that a serritonin molicule on your shirt?
Altifinn
March 28, 2022 at 6:58 pm
I was absolutely not expecting to see Joey on Wired 😂
Milo Salisbury
March 28, 2022 at 7:15 pm
Thank you for bringing him on! I watch his channel! You dont normally see his face there though!
JC Does Stuff!!
March 28, 2022 at 7:27 pm
Holy crap Joey got on Wired!
If yall like this check out Crime Pays but Botany Doesn’t, that’s his channel.
JAMJ
March 28, 2022 at 9:05 pm
nice
Nitty Gritty
March 28, 2022 at 9:49 pm
The walawutchia is so cooool
Ostensible Goose Thief
March 28, 2022 at 9:58 pm
I’m so happy he ripped into that natural medicine crap
Ariel Ya'akov Chernick
March 28, 2022 at 10:12 pm
This guy is amazing!
Antonio Costa
March 28, 2022 at 11:12 pm
Easily one of my favorite YouTubers fell in love with him way back when he posted the finding a fox with mange video
Caitlin Clark-McClure
March 28, 2022 at 11:42 pm
Did anyone else get real upset when he said “philodendron” and they showed a picture of a Scindapsus?
BleedingRaindrops
March 28, 2022 at 11:57 pm
This guy is the most italian/manhattan sounding guy I’ve ever heard.
Shane B
March 29, 2022 at 12:09 am
This guy is like My Cousin Vinny, the Tree Hugger.
Tristin West
March 29, 2022 at 2:58 pm
This is the crime pays but botany doesn’t dude! He’s got another YouTube channel definetly worth checking out
L Town And Friends
March 29, 2022 at 3:04 pm
he must be on point during valentines day
banana989
March 29, 2022 at 3:28 pm
Nice job Joey !!
Jordan Williams
March 29, 2022 at 3:39 pm
This guy made me proud to be a plant scientist. Usually I only had conservative rural folk or someone you’d see
Addison Meink
March 29, 2022 at 3:52 pm
Why does he sound like George Costanza?
Michelle English
March 29, 2022 at 4:34 pm
Shite! My brother has been telling me about this dude for like a year now and I kept forgetting to check his channel out. Just sub’d! Yay! Cant wait to binge a bit.🤘
The man to scared to get a tattoo
March 29, 2022 at 5:21 pm
If this guy would have been my high school biology teacher. I would have done much better on my exams. He makes it so fun.
Thesilent One
March 29, 2022 at 5:30 pm
Ya I would love to change farming to be more sustainable and diverse lots more new crops for flavor 😋.
Noble
March 29, 2022 at 5:32 pm
Questions asked by oppressed people that have access to twitter but not google.
TeeJay Smyser
March 29, 2022 at 6:37 pm
i thought the giant sloths were responsible for avocados not Joshua trees?
Frederik Steinmetz
March 29, 2022 at 7:01 pm
Technically symbiosis implies that neither organism can live without the other under natural condition. If both benefit, but are not dependent on each other, that’s mutualism.
Sorry.
Francisco Testa
March 29, 2022 at 7:17 pm
I’m planting ‘ere!
Spa-Peggy & Meatballs
March 29, 2022 at 7:33 pm
I’ve been looking for a monkeys tail cactus for so long! Yours is beautiful!!
Sara Klips
March 29, 2022 at 7:39 pm
This is the most polite Crime Pays but Botany Doesn’t that I’ve ever seen. I didn’t know it was possible.
bsammo
March 29, 2022 at 7:46 pm
Hey Joe, where would a guy such as myself find a great Italian Beef?
Boleniana
March 29, 2022 at 8:07 pm
Oh, it’s the Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t guy! It’s weird seeing his FACE instead of just his hands, and hearing his voice in professional recording setting.
Boleniana
March 29, 2022 at 8:27 pm
I thought like, the best way to tell via observation if a plant is poisonous, other than getting your least-favourite friend to take a bite, was to see if animals would eat it? Or like, there was a specific TYPE of animals, that has a “will get poisoned” similar enough to humans, but I can’t remember which type that was.
R MJ
March 29, 2022 at 9:05 pm
So glad I caught this episode, I absolutely love this guy, I think I even saw him once in South Texas.
Working With Jim
March 29, 2022 at 9:59 pm
I really enjoyed this guy and what he had to say.
I just subbed to his channel
Dark Qwartzsytal
March 29, 2022 at 10:02 pm
He sounds like the guy who knows a guy
Alex Dolensky
March 29, 2022 at 11:14 pm
Have this dude come back
Alexandria Miller
March 29, 2022 at 11:16 pm
Love this guy!
Nico Herrera
March 29, 2022 at 11:47 pm
19:52 omg, why are some people so dumb? I mean, kids are kids but if that mom ever went to primary school she should know what evolution is.
urge·ent
March 29, 2022 at 11:55 pm
what’s with the jump cut obsession
yer bugging me out
Jacob Lape
March 30, 2022 at 12:08 am
When the mob needs a weed guy
Jordan Beagle
April 2, 2022 at 4:58 am
This is like the opposite of the mortician who looked exactly the part. This guy looks like he could be in the UFC but his favourite subject is studying plant taxonomy, love it
shiyadh shareef
April 2, 2022 at 8:49 am
My question is how do you because a botanist!! 😭😭😭
GildaLee27
April 2, 2022 at 9:45 am
Love this guy. MORE PLEASE.
Rob Larssen
April 2, 2022 at 11:28 am
this man is *aggressively* New Yorker and Italian
Diaan Louw
April 2, 2022 at 12:50 pm
This the type of guy I would love to talk to for hours
Dawn L
April 2, 2022 at 1:14 pm
I’ve watched this guy’s channel for so long because I love how he says things in Latin, god he is hot!
Caleb Szyszkiewicz
April 2, 2022 at 1:28 pm
More joey! Check him out at crime pays botany doesnt!
robert shep
April 2, 2022 at 1:54 pm
I did a service project to disperse joshua tree seeds in the nevada desert outside of las vegas .
Robin Hood
April 2, 2022 at 2:18 pm
Where can i buy his sweater? It has molecules on it. Cool.
Nautilus
April 2, 2022 at 2:18 pm
These questions are garbage but somehow he manages to give poignant and interesting replies
Holy Mangoes
April 2, 2022 at 3:08 pm
This guy sounds and looks like he can take care of that body uncle Tony told me to get rid of o
Diosa Murciélaga
April 2, 2022 at 3:37 pm
The questions of these people… sigh
graham
April 2, 2022 at 3:45 pm
Kill your lawn!
William Stanley
April 2, 2022 at 4:23 pm
The religion of Macro-evolution teaches that mutations that better adapted an organism to live in its environment is irreparably contradicted by the huge number of symbiotic relationships that exist in the world God created.
Lal
April 2, 2022 at 4:50 pm
Thanks for the Welwitschia shout out! I like this brainy man
timrulestheearth
April 2, 2022 at 5:18 pm
Another great example of human plant symbiosis is Plantago Major and how the seeds are most commonly spread
Anna Castro
April 2, 2022 at 5:44 pm
People don’t understand that we use plant medicine. Most medicines just take the compound in plants that works and isolate them to be used for maximum effect, or to be accurately measured.
Viva La Vivarium
April 2, 2022 at 5:50 pm
I was hoping someone would have asked about the legendary black plant
FatGirLifts
April 2, 2022 at 6:28 pm
I have never been so interested in plants.
Raul
April 2, 2022 at 6:49 pm
Pay him! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ For real
nick baffa
April 2, 2022 at 8:36 pm
I love him. His actual channel is amazing.
Soylentgweens
April 2, 2022 at 8:39 pm
Only question why didn’t he talk about the plants he was holding in the thumbnail?
whygilbert
April 2, 2022 at 8:41 pm
love your response to the plant medicine tweet. clear, concise, you knew what they wanted to say but you gave them a better way to say it.
Imposter Impossible
April 2, 2022 at 11:39 pm
These are great. i love listening to someone talk about a subject they are passionate about.
Shane Flickinger
April 3, 2022 at 2:03 am
Feels weird with Tony ending a video and not telling me to go F myself. Great to see him spreading the botany and geology knowledge though.
Sydney Fishman
April 3, 2022 at 4:29 am
CPBBD! His ability to keep it PG slowly decayed over the course of the interview—and we love it
jacquelyn quinn
April 3, 2022 at 4:40 am
“Imbibe yourself with curiosity about the world”
Nuts and Bolts
April 3, 2022 at 4:41 am
i found this guy a couple of years ago. love him.
Psuedo MySpace
April 3, 2022 at 6:58 am
This guy looks and sounds exactly what I expected a guy named Joey to sound like
Ynse Orchids & ADD
April 3, 2022 at 7:07 am
I’m always afraid he’s gonna make me an offer I can’t refuse 😁
29lookingood
April 3, 2022 at 7:47 am
I love this guy. He is an enigma wrapped up in a onion. 💙
fintronix1
April 3, 2022 at 11:11 am
Such an echo
robbzooi
April 3, 2022 at 12:56 pm
ayy, I am joey
*gestures aggressively in italian*
Lucca Q
April 3, 2022 at 2:23 pm
Fail Wired – you don’t ask a botanist questions about fungi. That’s like asking a Zoologist about tulips.
DEX NEMS
April 3, 2022 at 2:51 pm
love this guy ay
Rafael Sepulveda
April 3, 2022 at 3:15 pm
Does this guy have a YouTube channel. Gardeners would love him
philip-andrew sciamonte
April 3, 2022 at 3:24 pm
I scrolled past this video a couple times but heard my girlfriend watching. When I heard the voice I stopped and had to look because I had to see the face of the one crime pays but botany doesn’t for the first time 😂
Peter Bathum
April 3, 2022 at 3:30 pm
great ta c youse gettin a larger audience for all you are ranting about learning about, plants and geology and whatever and carrying the message that we are part of the crust ts’whear we live. Keep teaching. if you can reach just one right it might save our race of humans
Peter Bathum
April 3, 2022 at 3:39 pm
crime pays botany doesnt , in case you dint kno allows you to share more of this dear mans sharing of His time … he may puke when he reads that phrase in reference to him, perhaps justifiably, but I find him admirable for continuing to seek and increase his own knowledge and share that journey with us. it inspires me to turn this infernal screen off and go out and do the same and hope it does for more people as well. i grew up talking this way and then got edumacated too, more, so part of the affintity
STG
April 3, 2022 at 3:51 pm
Joey cleaned up the ending real nice for these guys
d miller
April 3, 2022 at 5:42 pm
Thank you, Mr. Santore. Very informative & interesting. 🌿
Emily Hanson
April 3, 2022 at 6:33 pm
I have great news for the guy at @12:46! A plum apricot hybrid does exist—they’re called pluots and they’re delicious!
suzette duncan
April 3, 2022 at 6:42 pm
great! love your advice about learning botany. schooling and learning are different. we can all learn if we “imbibe curiosity” as you said!
RT Rogers
April 3, 2022 at 7:22 pm
For those who don’t know, Cornell CALS, who asked about the corpse plant, is the Cornell University College of Agriculture and Life Sciences!
Brandon Kruger
April 3, 2022 at 8:23 pm
I’m fascinated with plants, had i discovered this video when deciding a field in IT or botany I probably would have chose botany.
BaigL
April 3, 2022 at 8:32 pm
Did they just show a pic of Scindapsis when they said Philodendron? yikes
Nick
April 4, 2022 at 1:06 am
This guy comes across as though he’s trying too hard to be ‘cool’.
yahya
April 4, 2022 at 2:09 am
mf sounds like he came out of the goodfellas
Happy Microbe
April 4, 2022 at 11:56 am
Really cool video, lot of information very comprehensibly transmitted. 🙂 Like!
LaTasha Strahan
April 4, 2022 at 1:29 pm
The combo of that accent and his botanical intelligence is kinda turning me on.
#SapiosexualMuch
Swallow Bleach
April 4, 2022 at 1:46 pm
plant tattos <з
Mahyar Mohaghegh
April 4, 2022 at 2:56 pm
SO GOOOD
Cristina Bucnari
April 4, 2022 at 3:31 pm
this man is so handsome
Quinlan Lonergan
April 4, 2022 at 3:47 pm
UH MAZING video thank you thank you
Ash
April 4, 2022 at 7:44 pm
@Wire… pay the man for this video!!! 3 weeks may not be a while, but you have thousands of employees. Have an efficient system to make those payments. Not everyone has to give their left nut so you can appropriate their hype for your viewership ststs and adsence funds. #dobetter. Faster. NOW.
Heather Guertin
April 4, 2022 at 10:04 pm
He explains it so well!
Juan Ramos. Jr.
April 4, 2022 at 11:02 pm
You are the best. I am subscribed to Crime pays, and botany doesn’t you tube channel.👍👏👏👏
Travis
April 4, 2022 at 11:37 pm
I like this guy. He answered a lot of questions, seemed down to earth. Probably be pretty cool to have a beer with and pick his brain about plant stuff.
Hambone
April 5, 2022 at 1:00 am
he has his own youtube channel: crime pays but botany doesnt
Andrejka Coklyat
April 5, 2022 at 1:39 am
Outstanding explanations. Thank you Joey.
Lasse Henriksen
April 5, 2022 at 9:58 am
Italian support, mamma mia
Lvi Here
April 5, 2022 at 10:24 am
this guy has the most lovely plant daddy vibes and im here for it
riccardo cacchioli
April 5, 2022 at 12:00 pm
wired quality doesn’t disappoint, indeed this biologist doesn’t know what symbiotic means, I guess he wouldn’t know what a female is either, BELIEVE SCIENCE!
pablo sandoval
April 5, 2022 at 12:09 pm
Joey is the man
꧁꧅ìꦧ꧀ꦖì꧅꧂
April 5, 2022 at 12:37 pm
actually to correct Joey, yes you can cross fruits of unrelated plants.
by using somatic hybridisation.
And if species are related but not able to hybridise, then colchicine can be added to induce polyploidy
Steve Ozone
April 5, 2022 at 3:12 pm
The only way Joey could be more f*#king awesome is if he used an external mic to eliminate the echo.
Panda Pantz
April 5, 2022 at 3:23 pm
Great video! Baja CA is a fascinating place, so many unique plants & animals, one of my all time favorite nature documentaries is about Baja, it focuses solely on the flora & fauna. The Boojum Cacti are so cool, I’m entranced by them… I can’t wait to check out the Baja plant u mentioned. Also, I’m glad u mentioned lichen, I’ve always been intrigued by lichen, but I kinda forget about them, you have re-sparked my interest!
Bridget Rose
April 5, 2022 at 4:20 pm
Joey is fantastic and Wired really should credit his personal youtube channel: “Crime Pays but Botany Doesnt”. He’s amazing.
Jack Hagenaars
April 5, 2022 at 7:54 pm
Very interesting and informative.
Syed Bilal
April 5, 2022 at 7:55 pm
If Don Corleone was Botanico Corleone
Joey813
April 5, 2022 at 7:57 pm
Hey Tone – get back to your channel
Lola Baker
April 5, 2022 at 9:52 pm
I think you pronounced the second guy like Dylan+melancholy
Jesse Marchand
April 5, 2022 at 10:07 pm
I like this guy! 😂
Heidi Marchant
April 5, 2022 at 10:36 pm
I accidentally cross pollinated a watermelon and a cucumber once, it was actually really good!
Deborah Provo
April 6, 2022 at 12:25 am
nice 2 c u