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Trauma surgeon Annie Onishi is back with WIRED, this time to go over the Home Alone films (you know, the ones that MATTER). Annie breaks down every injury from the first two films, explaining what would happen if Harry and Marv actually experienced the physical trauma that they sustain in the films. Still haven’t subscribed…

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Trauma surgeon Annie Onishi is back with WIRED, this time to go over the Home Alone films (you know, the ones that MATTER). Annie breaks down every injury from the first two films, explaining what would happen if Harry and Marv actually experienced the physical trauma that they sustain in the films.

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228 Comments

  1. Francisco Guimaraes

    December 14, 2021 at 11:48 pm

    It’s great that Dr Onishi could do another video here.

  2. Grace Howell

    December 14, 2021 at 11:52 pm

    It’s such a nice change for someone to talk about all the infection possibilities with their injuries, not just ‘Marv’s dead’ or ‘Harry’s dead’.

  3. Sebastian Schachner

    December 14, 2021 at 11:58 pm

    And now everybody knows why this movie acutally should be at least R rated. Gosh i hate this unfunny movie

  4. msredux

    December 15, 2021 at 12:00 am

    I could listen to her all day talking about medical stuff

  5. Andre Newell

    December 15, 2021 at 12:03 am

    Straddle injuries… Sweet Christmas. :-0

  6. Shomari Smith

    December 15, 2021 at 12:09 am

    What kind of medical bills are they facing? Multiple specialists, a week or two in ICU, and PT at the low end.

  7. Scribbledon

    December 15, 2021 at 12:17 am

    Her just describing these injuries makes me physically hurt

  8. Tall Sz

    December 15, 2021 at 12:23 am

    Watching this as a kid I was laughing, now I’m just cringing the whole way through

  9. Darryl Weathers

    December 15, 2021 at 12:24 am

    The burn to the hand would be a 3rd degree because in the 2nd film you do see the scar on his hand

  10. Holly's House

    December 15, 2021 at 12:25 am

    I never hear about scapula breaks or fractures, but surely some of these falls would have resulted in some

  11. ptrix

    December 15, 2021 at 12:31 am

    lol, of all the injuries in the 1st movie, there’s NO mentions of broken noses or orbital fractures

  12. Mr. Joaquin

    December 15, 2021 at 12:34 am

    YESSSSSS da best

  13. Brian Neftali Contreras Santiago

    December 15, 2021 at 12:35 am

    Yeeees! She’s back you guys! I love her 😍

  14. Max Zytaruk

    December 15, 2021 at 12:35 am

    WOWZA this woman is BRIGHT 💯👀🧠

  15. Beef Ingot

    December 15, 2021 at 12:39 am

    The literal best guest is back

  16. Luis Patron

    December 15, 2021 at 12:51 am

    I love Dr Annie

  17. Gregory Mata

    December 15, 2021 at 12:57 am

    She has killer LEGS!😍

  18. hakasims

    December 15, 2021 at 12:57 am

    She shades poor Harry and Marv so much. Come on, they’re doing their best

  19. FinalGamerJames

    December 15, 2021 at 12:59 am

    1. shout out to Dr. Onishi for this incredible breakdown of the most infamous trauma conga line in movie history.

    2. shout-out to the stunt actors who had to do *all those stunts* to only LOOK painful, cuz there’s a lot going on in them.

  20. RehanRC

    December 15, 2021 at 1:09 am

    This is really hilarious, but also really uncomfortable to watch.

  21. B Fio

    December 15, 2021 at 1:10 am

    Seriously 😳. You have such a need for people to know you’re a trauma surgeon that you have to make this video? This is what is bad about the new generation in these positions. Self centered on a much higher level than the surgeons years ago. It’s dangerous.

  22. Tamia Luster

    December 15, 2021 at 1:10 am

    I’m ready to become a robot listening to this

  23. Irving Meraz

    December 15, 2021 at 1:18 am

    omg i love the doctors legs

  24. gunzakimbo

    December 15, 2021 at 1:22 am

    I see Annie, I click on the episode!

  25. Pras Fidelis

    December 15, 2021 at 1:23 am

    oh, wow… i just watched a couple of Annie’s vids last night and thought, “she should come back and do more videos.”
    and voila!
    are you spying on my thoughts, Wired?

  26. Dillon Dana

    December 15, 2021 at 5:23 pm

    dr annie!

  27. Akiko Oguchi

    December 15, 2021 at 5:39 pm

    It would be interesting to hear her analysis of UFC fights 😬

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    December 15, 2021 at 5:44 pm

    Hey I just started making music, might have some spare time and check out?

  29. Sierra Johnson

    December 15, 2021 at 5:49 pm

    The robbers weren’t human

  30. Михаил Бирюков

    December 15, 2021 at 5:53 pm

    that was most enlightening and yet again proves how right i am to always feel how many things are wrong with those movies.

    • hbsvictor

      December 15, 2021 at 8:04 pm

      WOW. Don’t tell me Santa doesn’t exist either. That’d be shocking

  31. Mr. Pavlovski

    December 15, 2021 at 6:41 pm

    If this video were recorded with a Slavic doctor it would be at least 20 minutes shorter and consist of the following two phrases repeated 29 times: “Put a cold pack on it. I prescribed you paracetamol.”

  32. Beah Sarabi AngstyGrovyle

    December 15, 2021 at 7:25 pm

    I remember me as a child, cheering for Harry and Marv. I always thought that kid needed to go to the afterlife and rethink his actions in this life.

  33. mai gabrielle

    December 15, 2021 at 7:39 pm

    i love her so much ! anytime i see her, i instantly click on the video. idc what it is😭😭

  34. Tim Hutchinson

    December 15, 2021 at 7:59 pm

    16:50 “I think Kevin McCallister needs some help.” 😂 Best response by Dr. Onishi!

  35. CJLM

    December 15, 2021 at 8:44 pm

    Marv’s entire head would have been completely obliterated by those bricks.

  36. green tea

    December 15, 2021 at 9:12 pm

    This was interesting.

  37. Teodor Music

    December 15, 2021 at 9:49 pm

    Harry and Marv are the real IRON MEN…if a human being in real life would have had the same injuries…GAME OVER…But you know: a movie is a movie, far beyond the real life. BTW Annie has pretty legs :))

  38. Dinia Adil

    December 15, 2021 at 10:01 pm

    I clicked so fast afetr seeing Annie

  39. MalangaEddy

    December 15, 2021 at 11:05 pm

    So what im hearing is that these guys are supposed to be dead??

  40. zzyzx00

    December 15, 2021 at 11:07 pm

    lol i never realized until now that they basically just reused the exact same “harry and marv screaming” noise over and over and over 😂

  41. Scott Larson

    December 15, 2021 at 11:26 pm

    I could listen to Annie talking about horrific injuries in a deadpan voice all day.

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      December 16, 2021 at 12:21 am

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      December 16, 2021 at 12:27 am

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      December 16, 2021 at 12:36 am

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  43. KingBongHogger

    December 16, 2021 at 12:11 am

    Kinda glossed over the fact that a full paint can hitting you in the head that fast would shatter your skull.

  44. jakemj03

    December 16, 2021 at 12:12 am

    All the falling stunts were real!

  45. k.

    December 16, 2021 at 12:50 am

    i have organs inside of me that i need to protect

  46. JonoMagic85

    December 16, 2021 at 1:00 am

    It’s actually a staple gun

  47. Sade M

    December 16, 2021 at 1:26 am

    Why am I torturing myself? This is all so awful.

  48. Juan Lemus

    December 16, 2021 at 1:28 am

    And so we meet again Annie.

    You like jazz? 💁🏽‍♂️😏🐝

  49. Brian Mulvey

    December 16, 2021 at 9:20 pm

    DAO, I learned so much. Thank you for your service. bg

  50. Metoobie

    December 16, 2021 at 9:22 pm

    Is anyone else completely in love with her brain or is it just me? ;p

  51. Ash Hill

    December 16, 2021 at 9:46 pm

    I’m more concerned about their lack of any kind of reflexes than their vision

  52. Ash Hill

    December 16, 2021 at 9:53 pm

    How is the shovel to the head more severe than the paint can to the face or the crowbar to the ribs? She didn’t even mention how the paint can could have smashed the face itself, and the crowbar likely could have gone right through the body and been fatal

  53. gnarth d'arkanen

    December 16, 2021 at 10:04 pm

    NOT trying to disprove anything or anyone… It’s a thing that happened. I was “blown” out of a second story window and crashed through a tool shed. It was a propane gas explosion, and I was on my rush-rounds to open every window I could get my grubby mitts on at the time… I’d noticed the smell, and rushed for my life… AND then… boom.

    You can suggest it was a matter of me being tough. You can say it was luck. You can say whatever you like…

    I’m only here to say it happened. I survived it, and didn’t even go to E.R… I walked it off. BUT for better or worse, it was a thing. ;o)

  54. Summer Mazur

    December 16, 2021 at 10:08 pm

    I’ve always said Harry gets it worse in the first one, Marv gets it worse in the second. And I guess Harry’s hand burn was 3rd-degree, because he does still have the scar in part 2.

  55. Imane Mourady

    December 16, 2021 at 10:20 pm

    Can you please do surgeon explains something in different levels of difficulty

  56. uncalancomun

    December 16, 2021 at 10:26 pm

    Dead

  57. Amritfiremaster 711

    December 16, 2021 at 10:27 pm

    I’m in so much pain watching this power of suggestion is strong

  58. Chicken that gets to Pickin

    December 16, 2021 at 10:32 pm

    Harry and Marv were just beasts. They had the ability where their health, defense and stamina increase by 5% for every item they’ve ever stolen.

    • Sean Boehmer

      December 17, 2021 at 1:04 am

      The immortal Bandits

  59. huahualipo

    December 16, 2021 at 10:48 pm

    Do John Wich next, please! I mean, as much as I love the movies, but it’s obvious at this point that he’s not human, isn’t he?

    • I T

      December 16, 2021 at 10:49 pm

      John Wich is the best!

  60. First N Lastname, the 3rd

    December 16, 2021 at 11:03 pm

    It’s like Willey Coyote & Daffy Duck in real life.

  61. Ranty McRant-Pants

    December 16, 2021 at 11:25 pm

    All I could hear was LEGS. I’m sorry…

  62. CaseyToons408

    December 16, 2021 at 11:36 pm

    Fun fact, harry had that burn in the 2nd film

  63. Nor'Beaster

    December 16, 2021 at 11:37 pm

    I dunno about being a psychopath. He is subjected to kind of a crappy family yeah but he seems just intelligent and quick witted. If anyones a psychopath in the family it would probably be Buzz. He shows much more tendencies of having a personality disorder than Kevin.

  64. The Dana Yi Show

    December 16, 2021 at 11:52 pm

    she’s BACK!

  65. El Guapo

    December 17, 2021 at 12:16 am

    Man, I get the feeling Covid’s taken it’s tole on our girl Annie. Get yo shot people.

  66. yvue 124

    December 17, 2021 at 12:32 am

    4:12 to 4:24 I love this part its funny.

  67. Eric Bonewicz

    December 17, 2021 at 12:43 am

    I had to click off by the second one starting to make me feel paranoid about doing anything

  68. Ali Habibzadeh

    December 17, 2021 at 12:52 am

    what a miserable person

  69. Guns N' Guitars

    December 17, 2021 at 1:04 am

    Oy!

  70. brave killer

    December 17, 2021 at 1:07 am

    This was supposed to be a kid movie

  71. eatanAustralopith _

    December 17, 2021 at 1:27 am

    They should have had Dr. Pol do this. Not because she was bad. He’s just the incredible Dr Pol.

  72. NITE KID

    December 18, 2021 at 8:52 pm

    The puncture wound is the hardest one to watch

  73. Maurice Matla

    December 18, 2021 at 8:58 pm

    Hearing this lady talk reminds me how lucky i was taking a 21 foot fall landing on concrete. Yeah i spend about 5 day’s more or less unconcious. But all things dat and done only broke a wrist. Tough it never fully returned to normal. I am only limited in werd movements ons must rarely makes.

  74. Michael Ridenour

    December 18, 2021 at 9:21 pm

    I wish she had her own show!

  75. jdzspace33

    December 18, 2021 at 9:46 pm

    Her: talking about hangman’s fractures

    Me: so….death?

  76. Erin

    December 18, 2021 at 9:50 pm

    I hate the nail on the stair one. Hard to watch

  77. Luis Freire

    December 18, 2021 at 9:52 pm

    My favorite surgeon 😍😍

  78. OofIamHere

    December 18, 2021 at 10:18 pm

    Yyyu

  79. Christian Emile

    December 18, 2021 at 10:19 pm

    She looks beautiful😊

  80. Alice S

    December 18, 2021 at 10:33 pm

    I have a mother pigeon laying eggs on my window. I can’t bring myself to get rid of her nest!

  81. Jacob

    December 18, 2021 at 10:36 pm

    On the explosion injury, it’s pretty unrealistic. Kevin filled the toilet with kerosene. Yeah, it’s jet fuel, but in its liquid form, it’s not as volatile. Kerosene needs to vaporize in order to combust well. You can drop a match in a pool of kerosene and it won’t catch on fire. Some kerosene on the surface may evaporate a bit and combust, but it won’t be that much. The match will go out once submerged in the kerosene

  82. serenjiminie

    December 18, 2021 at 10:38 pm

    so basically harry and marv have wolverine healing abilities

  83. Toukoha

    December 18, 2021 at 10:50 pm

    The fact that these are movies aimed for children still perplexes me

  84. J Har

    December 18, 2021 at 11:01 pm

    I love this series, and Annie and the mortician are my absolute favorites. It’s so interesting to listen to her explain this stuff – I love listening people who are so knowledgeable.

  85. Glenn Lee

    December 19, 2021 at 12:06 am

    Nooooooooooo….my childhood has been ruined because all these are too real now

  86. Michael Tucker

    December 19, 2021 at 12:13 am

    Boycott Disney!

  87. Hannah tavana

    December 19, 2021 at 12:16 am

    That kid has a future in becoming Batman, he doesn’t kill, but he makes them beg for it :)))

  88. preyes77

    December 19, 2021 at 12:17 am

    Well now I’m wondering, what’s the LD50 of the number of pigeon pecks?

  89. phife187

    December 19, 2021 at 12:30 am

    The first fall on the ice was a practical stunt. Someone actually did that and didn’t “break a rib” or sustain any other injury.

  90. Robert Qvist

    December 19, 2021 at 12:32 am

    If you really think about how silly this is (the movies) and how SUPER professional and informative Annie is… just wow! We want more action movie reviews with her!

  91. John Velas

    December 19, 2021 at 12:33 am

    2 fun facts:
    1.) I cracked all my ribs & sternum and broke 3. There is a difference between cracked/broken in what you can do after.
    2.) My nose was broken so many times I can’t smell anymore.

  92. Joni Mari Cruz

    December 19, 2021 at 12:37 am

    Lucid Interval would be a great name for a band.

  93. AMV Labs

    December 19, 2021 at 12:48 am

    amazing legs hotdamn

  94. Hawes380

    December 19, 2021 at 12:55 am

    Let’s do Tom & Jerry next…

  95. Archer

    December 19, 2021 at 1:22 am

    I watched 2 min of this and realized it was ruining my Christmas so I stopped.

  96. Costa Govan

    December 19, 2021 at 8:44 pm

    Humans are just big bags of water.

  97. Weston Ney

    December 19, 2021 at 8:53 pm

    Wow now I’m surprised I survived so many injuries like this as a kid! As a biker kid I got a lot of head and neck injuries. And a lot of times hitting concrete or trees haha.

  98. acgm046

    December 19, 2021 at 8:55 pm

    It’s been a while since I don’t see that movie. Didn’t expect Dr Onishi to analyze it! I love how she breaks down things like these so professionally.
    Couldn’t help but cringe every time they fell flat on their back. She mentioned all sorts of bone and organ injury, but I’ve always wondered if a fall like that can also cause enough spine damage to cause paralysis or something…

  99. A. Kon

    December 19, 2021 at 8:59 pm

    5 minutes in and I’m experiencing second hand pain

  100. RPP III

    December 19, 2021 at 9:02 pm

    Please do Die Hard

  101. Shay Whelan

    December 19, 2021 at 9:11 pm

    Where is the simp commenting about her legs ?

    Hi yess that’s me . Legs 😍

  102. Jeff -66

    December 19, 2021 at 9:15 pm

    This is really cool and all, but I’m sorry, all I can think about is how hot this doctor is.

  103. connie fan102

    December 19, 2021 at 9:19 pm

    So basically what she’s saying is they should be dead 🤣

  104. Pagten EIE

    December 19, 2021 at 10:01 pm

    Conclution: Marv and Harry are undeadly, and Kevin qualifies for several psychiatric disorders (?)

  105. Elzee560

    December 19, 2021 at 10:05 pm

    She is so beautiful

  106. jake mcgraw

    December 19, 2021 at 10:08 pm

    I know a lot of people don’t like 3 but it’s actually not that bad, I used to watch it all the time as a kid

  107. Calvin Jewett

    December 19, 2021 at 10:21 pm

    Solution: Harry is Deadpool and Marv is Wolverine

  108. Fuzion Oreos

    December 19, 2021 at 10:29 pm

    I always knew pigeons were the ultimate sleeper agents.

  109. Savage Situation Podcast

    December 19, 2021 at 10:50 pm

    This is the kind of video I didn’t know I needed until I read the title, and then it became the only video I needed.

  110. 7BD273

    December 19, 2021 at 10:59 pm

    16:51 : “I think Kevin McCallister needs some help”

  111. EYE

    December 19, 2021 at 11:11 pm

    am i the only one who is twitching uncomfortably?

  112. Brie’s Thoughts

    December 19, 2021 at 11:39 pm

    Anyone else getting freaked out by all of these injuries?

  113. Pennywise With Wifi in The Sewer

    December 19, 2021 at 11:41 pm

    I’m beginning to believe the theory that Kevin grew up to become the Jigsaw killer

  114. Szőke Dani

    December 20, 2021 at 12:16 am

    I just hope no one was really hurt while filming these movies, some of these stunts look pretty real.

  115. Norvik_1602

    December 20, 2021 at 12:50 am

    Dr. Hotty 😍

  116. iseedeadpeople00

    December 20, 2021 at 12:55 am

    We were there when she first introduced herself as a surgical resident, to trauma surgery fellow, and now trauma surgeon! So impressed with her 🤩

  117. Granite Sevan

    December 20, 2021 at 12:57 am

    Never mind how bad bacteria is, the nail in the foot makes my balls go inside every time

  118. Roman

    December 20, 2021 at 1:08 am

    Oh, I would certainly perform a surgery on her… What a canvas.

  119. GeminiStargazer

    December 20, 2021 at 1:26 am

    Surely either the iron or the paint can would have broken a nose?

  120. Robert collins

    December 20, 2021 at 9:16 pm

    She is beautiful

  121. Kevin Gibson

    December 20, 2021 at 9:17 pm

    She’s so subtly hilarious in these videos.

  122. vineheart01

    December 20, 2021 at 9:42 pm

    as a kid: “Haha they got clobbered!”
    As an adult: “HOW THE FRACK ARE THEY STANDING!?”

  123. Killian Moore

    December 20, 2021 at 9:49 pm

    Kevin might need help? What about two morons who ignore multiple red flags and still insist on burgling one particular house instead of just moving along

  124. St Dazza

    December 20, 2021 at 10:07 pm

    I do love Annie 😀

  125. Uche Oji

    December 20, 2021 at 10:07 pm

    Imagine the LoonyToons break down version!

  126. Asmuk

    December 20, 2021 at 10:17 pm

    “a heavy object in the form of Harry landing on Marv”

  127. McDoomerkin

    December 20, 2021 at 10:23 pm

    so turns out Kevin is an absolute psychopath….

  128. L A

    December 20, 2021 at 10:28 pm

    Now have some come and speak on the emotional trauma of dealing with all this

  129. Asmuk

    December 20, 2021 at 10:29 pm

    “Harry has Marv, Marv has Harry, this is the beauty of this relationship”.

  130. kka Hakusan

    December 20, 2021 at 10:53 pm

    Movie looked funny till the traumatologist showed up; nice video 🤪😂

  131. hajera

    December 20, 2021 at 10:54 pm

    omggg … i can’t finish the video it’s too much.
    it’s like these two are dead already 😂

  132. Killingglorie

    December 20, 2021 at 11:03 pm

    Harry and Marv are medical wonders

  133. Mr Cowen

    December 20, 2021 at 11:43 pm

    She reminds me of another woman I’ve seen before. She also had a great personality

  134. Levon Grice

    December 20, 2021 at 11:48 pm

    7:16 is probably tunnel vision

  135. song of the black unicorn *

    December 21, 2021 at 12:02 am

    I like pellet guns. Fun and safety fact pellet guns depending on the type can be pumped up for more velocity so have fun but be very careful.

  136. Andy C

    December 21, 2021 at 12:02 am

    The things they don’t see can be attributed to tunnel vision. They’re in a fight, they’re seething mad, and in pain. They aren’t thinking critically, they’re responding instinctually, nobody else would have seen that wire in that situation

  137. odeon macheteshits

    December 21, 2021 at 12:05 am

    What a cool woman.,.

  138. Kaiser1

    December 21, 2021 at 12:18 am

    Yo whats her @?

  139. Haven

    December 21, 2021 at 12:47 am

    I just saw a tweet yesterday saying “Marv stepping on the nail is worse than anything I’ve ever seen in any horror movie” and I gotta agree, that is so hard to watch. Which is funny because it’s one of the less severe injuries but man the squick factor is insane.

  140. Jack Kovar

    December 21, 2021 at 12:53 am

    Babe alert

  141. Vivi Nguyen

    December 21, 2021 at 1:13 am

    Just curious, does her diagnoses help any med students?

  142. Lucas Soto

    December 21, 2021 at 1:19 am

    These guys will solo your favorite anime universe 😤

  143. Alex Belles

    December 21, 2021 at 1:20 am

    Ribs a n n i h i l a t e d

  144. Brian Brandao

    December 21, 2021 at 1:21 am

    Sorry, but no. Harry’s second fall on the stairs was definitely worse than the first fall. And the shovel in the face is no where near as bad as the bricks to the face. Other than that, everything else seems pretty accurate.

  145. A. D. Gardenhire

    December 21, 2021 at 6:03 pm

    I like how she called Kevin a psychopath. Accurate.

  146. Jeremy Browand

    December 21, 2021 at 6:34 pm

    The fact they survived is a bit of a Christmas miracle 🤣

  147. NNNedlog

    December 21, 2021 at 6:46 pm

    This show never gets old

  148. BGDaddy04

    December 21, 2021 at 7:07 pm

    She is so awesome!!

  149. FatCatDan

    December 21, 2021 at 7:35 pm

    Shes beautiful

  150. Sarah Maria

    December 21, 2021 at 7:41 pm

    This surgeon is phenomenal. She is so articulate and professional, I love this series so much!

  151. Joseph

    December 21, 2021 at 8:11 pm

    This is what happens when a genetic lottery winner works hard. You get a smart and beautiful doctor

  152. Francois Alwyn Venter

    December 21, 2021 at 8:41 pm

    We don’t have time for that. My god that was funny

  153. Wolle Mü

    December 21, 2021 at 8:51 pm

    9:40 is that what happened to Michael Schumacher at his Skiing accident?😳😧

  154. Franz Rolon

    December 21, 2021 at 8:59 pm

    she seems so nice

  155. Todd Hensley

    December 21, 2021 at 9:04 pm

    You need to bring her back for more movie analysis. Edit: OMG there is a playlist.

  156. Gostovah S

    December 21, 2021 at 9:18 pm

    I love that some of the injuries she doesn’t even really respond to — as she has no experience as a Trauma Surgeon and it would more be a mortician with the knowledge =P

  157. Tbongo

    December 21, 2021 at 9:36 pm

    I just like all these big, scientific words and discussions, and then we get “big head bonk” as a description of how to get an injury

  158. The Lord of luncheon

    December 21, 2021 at 9:36 pm

    (3:25) that one always gets me.
    It also happened to me when I was a kid

  159. Ron Austin

    December 21, 2021 at 9:57 pm

    “I think Kevin McAlister needs some help”

  160. Mike S.

    December 21, 2021 at 10:05 pm

    Mmmmm. Can I have her?

  161. truegamer.mp4

    December 21, 2021 at 10:21 pm

    Oof

  162. Sam

    December 21, 2021 at 10:31 pm

    I think she skipped mentioning skull fractures. The falling iron, falling bricks, and falling 100 lb cement bag would almost certainly fracture the skull and lead to instant death.

  163. bober 101

    December 21, 2021 at 10:50 pm

    wasting time doing this video says alot.

  164. HAROON ROHANI

    December 21, 2021 at 11:45 pm

    I don’t like Asian chicks but she’s hot af

  165. Mary

    December 21, 2021 at 11:48 pm

    Yeah ummm I think they are supposed to be dead by now😂

  166. Varun Eranki

    December 21, 2021 at 11:52 pm

    Into 6 min in the video, unable to watch the trauma anymore. As a child i love-hated the movie but now, I hate it completely.

  167. skylerwd6

    December 22, 2021 at 12:05 am

    I was hoping for some more commentary on the 100-lb bag of concrete falling four stories directly into a person’s face and spine.

  168. Duncan

    December 22, 2021 at 12:50 am

    I remember when wired was an interesting and in-depth magazine all abou technology.

  169. Warren Wolfe

    December 22, 2021 at 4:58 pm

    I found her absolutely gorgeous legs immensely distracting.

  170. theforgottenschuylersister

    December 22, 2021 at 5:09 pm

    I cringed all through this video 😭 tHe pAiN

  171. eeeeeko

    December 22, 2021 at 5:10 pm

    Could she make a breakdown of the Jackass?

  172. Davin Peterson

    December 22, 2021 at 5:11 pm

    Some of the injuries would be fatal

  173. Davin Peterson

    December 22, 2021 at 5:12 pm

    That fall could cause him to be paraylized

  174. sharazar

    December 22, 2021 at 5:23 pm

    Dr. Mike already made this video last year. Both Wired and DoctorER channel decided to copy him this year. Wired released a 2 weeks after DoctorER.
    Can’t you come on with original content?

  175. Matte Han

    December 22, 2021 at 5:32 pm

    I maybe a psychopath because I really enjoyed this breakdown.

  176. RBEO22

    December 22, 2021 at 5:45 pm

    Take a shot every time she says trauma.

  177. randomspiel

    December 22, 2021 at 6:03 pm

    lol she just outright says, “I think it’s unlikely that this would be a survivable injury.” bruh.

  178. Reece Godinet

    December 22, 2021 at 6:21 pm

    skin sizzles, Harry screams. best subtitles ever

  179. Maria Bowers

    December 22, 2021 at 6:26 pm

    It’s a movie! She takes it so seriously.

    • Lailan

      December 22, 2021 at 8:52 pm

      It’s a video, chill out.

  180. Dean Jacobs

    December 22, 2021 at 7:04 pm

    Nice legs doctor

  181. lajmh

    December 22, 2021 at 7:18 pm

    I would add one more injury. Tarantulas are poisonous so if Marv got bitten, he better get antidote.

  182. Jaron Goh

    December 22, 2021 at 8:42 pm

    Harry and Marv should have been dead halfway through it all.

  183. BlueBerry2

    December 22, 2021 at 9:26 pm

    I would definitely love to be treated by her.. I mean seriously she is sooooo jaw dropping beautiful 😍

  184. LR W

    December 22, 2021 at 9:30 pm

    She should review the scene in Lott where Gandalf hits Denethor multiple times with his staff

  185. Kyle

    December 22, 2021 at 9:48 pm

    I haven’t seen these movies since the late 90s/early 2000s at the very latest, so I’d forgotten how cringe-inducing that puncture wound with the nail was.

  186. Ser Castamere

    December 22, 2021 at 10:22 pm

    14:50 – Lol this happens everywhere where there is water vapour and below 30-degree weather

  187. Captain Teeko

    December 22, 2021 at 10:23 pm

    I feel like she should react to corridor crew’s rated R version of this movie for more accurate visuals of the injuries shown🤣

  188. Kapilthev Kanapathipillai

    December 22, 2021 at 10:58 pm

    She’s back!!!

  189. Ryan McFly

    December 22, 2021 at 11:28 pm

    i mean they could’ve been so focused on Kevin with the wire

  190. Ashy Chan

    December 22, 2021 at 11:43 pm

    In summary, they should be dead.

  191. Cameron Seibold

    December 23, 2021 at 12:25 am

    Someone at Wired listens to Sawbones.

  192. Daniel Mac Conna Dubh

    December 23, 2021 at 1:22 am

    What an erudite and learned person. Such exceptional knowledge of the human body. No doubt she is an excellent surgeon. Perhaps Wired could have the good doctor make some basic CPR, emergency response videos for general public to assist. Also love the sleigh bell as Psycho knife slash.

  193. Quadraxis

    December 23, 2021 at 11:57 am

    Quick summary: They should have died halfway through the first movie.

  194. Nicolas Reveco

    December 23, 2021 at 1:04 pm

    Those legs

  195. hypermetalsonic

    December 23, 2021 at 3:17 pm

    Post wall r0astie

  196. Jarred Clements

    December 23, 2021 at 3:26 pm

    Legs

    • Turbo chips

      December 24, 2021 at 12:04 am

      😐 WTF 👉 🚪 leave

  197. Eric Schickelgruber aus Linz

    December 23, 2021 at 3:33 pm

    Ah, today we are breaking down. Yesterday it was breaking up. I see. Yes, that makes all sure sense…

  198. lets_scientify on instagram

    December 23, 2021 at 3:47 pm

    im sure harry and marv wouldn’t have survived the hospital bill.

  199. Randy Li

    December 23, 2021 at 3:55 pm

    The best professional person I like in this series

  200. Spencer F.

    December 23, 2021 at 3:59 pm

    Humans are weak and frigale creatures to be honest

  201. François Guillot

    December 23, 2021 at 4:16 pm

    I wish Dr Onishi pulled a “Basic Instinct” by the end of the video. 😂

  202. Skai R/T

    December 23, 2021 at 4:49 pm

    So Harry and Marv should be dead af.

  203. Sheila Z

    December 23, 2021 at 5:21 pm

    watching this already in pain makes me feel a worse pain

  204. Relly Rell

    December 23, 2021 at 5:26 pm

    They’re basically cartoon characters after surviving all that crap lol

  205. chris` Ormisher

    December 23, 2021 at 5:42 pm

    i think she has a face ive not managed to look up there yet 🙂

    • Turbo chips

      December 24, 2021 at 12:02 am

      Wtf 👉🚪 get out

  206. dancingpotplant

    December 23, 2021 at 6:34 pm

    Oh her delivery and insights were great.

    Please get her back in for more trauma assessments Wired!

  207. harryc657

    December 23, 2021 at 6:36 pm

    So Kevin not only fought two buglers, but two vengeful men who has endured trauma and injuries that would break or kill a man five times over.

  208. David Parkes

    December 23, 2021 at 7:32 pm

    “Harry & Marv should be suspicious that they are invading the house of some sort of psychopath.”

    I mean, the Fanon (aka NOT canon) theory of Kevin growing up, changing his name to John Kramer & becoming the Jigsaw Killer exists for a reason.

  209. Ayn R. Key

    December 23, 2021 at 8:10 pm

    You under-estimate the paint can damage. At that weight and velocity, it will cause massive bone damage in the area of the eyes and nose effectively crushing their faces. Even worse, the momentum would basically snap their necks and kill them at that point.

  210. William Irwin

    December 23, 2021 at 8:53 pm

    No mention of the impact of the iron to the face at all? just the spinal axial loading injury and his head hitting the floor. Nothing on the face? cool.

  211. lavo 3108

    December 23, 2021 at 10:39 pm

    I loved how she pointed out, Kevin is a dangerous person (4:12 and 16:50)

  212. Nightshade

    December 23, 2021 at 10:47 pm

    I remember seeing videos of her as a surgical resident. She has come such a long way in her career!

  213. Jen'ari-asha

    December 23, 2021 at 11:23 pm

    There is a very famous (and extremely tragic) case of a goalkeeper in football (soccer) who was kneed in the head during a match, fracturing his skull and rupturing an artery, killing him.

    It’s incredible how tough but simultaneously fragile human beings are. Sometimes people are shot in the head and live and other times, like in the aforementioned instance, just a knee to the head can cause irreversible and fatal injuries.

    So I’m guessing a lot of these injuries could easily be fatal, but that someone could also survive them. That it basically comes down to luck and random chance

  214. Jennifer Rydell

    December 23, 2021 at 11:29 pm

    Marv seems to like kissing the floor.lol!

  215. Kalron

    December 23, 2021 at 11:45 pm

    Watching this thing makes me feel like they should have died so many times over.

  216. Atticus Cinched

    December 24, 2021 at 12:24 am

    oh my god I would LOVE this for the show Hannibal

  217. Michael Kennedy

    December 24, 2021 at 12:29 am

    She got a foine pair of legs

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