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Comedian Tom Segura takes the WIRED Autocomplete interview and answers the web’s most searched questions about himself. What did he do before he began his comedy career? How did Tom come to be fluent in Spanish? What’s his go-to Starbucks order? And Who is Tom Segura touring with as he criss-crosses the country? Watch Tom…

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Comedian Tom Segura takes the WIRED Autocomplete interview and answers the web’s most searched questions about himself. What did he do before he began his comedy career? How did Tom come to be fluent in Spanish? What’s his go-to Starbucks order? And Who is Tom Segura touring with as he criss-crosses the country? Watch Tom answer all these questions—and more.

Tom Segura’s comedy special, Sledgehammer, is available to watch now on Netflix.

Director: Justin Wolfson
Director of Photography: Adam Sigala
Editor: Shandor Garrison
Talent: Tom Segura
Line Producer: Joseph Buscemi
Associate Producer: Brandon White
Production Manager: Eric Martinez
Production Coordinator: Fernando Davila
Talent Booker: Mica Medoff
Camera Operator: Jaden Patterson
Audio: Nick Chauret
Production Assistant: Ian Bryant; Santigao Berkley
Post Production Supervisor: Alexa Deutsch
Post Production Coordinator: Ian Bryant
Supervising Editor: Doug Larsen
Assistant Editor: Andy Morell

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213 Comments

  1. Eric Silva

    June 28, 2023 at 9:18 pm

    Y’all know what’s a banana split

  2. 亗ㅤFLACO YT GTRㅤ亗

    June 28, 2023 at 9:19 pm

    Are you still just holding coins? Guys, what are you doing? Wixpool has been around for almost a year!

  3. Dee Dee

    June 28, 2023 at 9:19 pm

    I love Tom and Push!!!!

  4. Mahesa Wong

    June 28, 2023 at 9:20 pm

    Thanks Jeans

  5. Mahesa Wong

    June 28, 2023 at 9:22 pm

    Best pair of jeans i ever seen

  6. Albaro Munoz

    June 28, 2023 at 9:22 pm

    What a patriot

  7. Lando san

    June 28, 2023 at 9:23 pm

    0:39 i bet it was paddy o’callaghan.

  8. CiccolellaTV

    June 28, 2023 at 9:23 pm

    Did he get Botox?

  9. Wyrda Ans

    June 28, 2023 at 9:23 pm

    Guys, why arent you talking about Wixpool?

  10. Johnny Xoth

    June 28, 2023 at 9:24 pm

    Tom’s head has stayed the same size, but his body is much smaller. However, it makes his health transformation less noticable.

  11. Kevin Turnbow

    June 28, 2023 at 9:24 pm

    He looks like George Lopez in a flashback, with that little body and big head

  12. Carson Lillard

    June 28, 2023 at 9:24 pm

    touch my autocomplete through the fence

  13. SAUL

    June 28, 2023 at 9:24 pm

    What?

  14. Squidfish

    June 28, 2023 at 9:26 pm

    Release the 2002 buns

  15. Cathew

    June 28, 2023 at 9:27 pm

    The audio is god awful. Very professional. Good job

  16. Dee Dee

    June 28, 2023 at 9:28 pm

    Tom: “If you see me doing an organized meet and greet, where you had to pay money to meet with me…I AM IN FINANCIAL TROUBLE!” 😂😂😂😂

  17. John Constantine

    June 28, 2023 at 9:30 pm

    dude tom is looking fit since when

  18. Liam Downes

    June 28, 2023 at 9:30 pm

    Wish he gave JayZ “who are you” response 😂

  19. James Calloway

    June 28, 2023 at 9:30 pm

    Thank you for your service, Tom. Good luck with the ptsd.

  20. Thiernodjo

    June 28, 2023 at 9:32 pm

    DidbTheo Von smash your wife ?

  21. J Lo

    June 28, 2023 at 9:32 pm

    And his wife is as funny! If not more 😉

  22. Michał Stankiewicz

    June 29, 2023 at 5:11 pm

    So you are telling me Bert mispronounced Christina last name???

  23. Wade Ruelas

    June 29, 2023 at 5:11 pm

    I feel like he intentionally didn’t say Bert because he was making a jab without it being unprofessional… genius

  24. Mack Elwood

    June 29, 2023 at 5:28 pm

    Tommy Buuuuunz

  25. Dakota

    June 29, 2023 at 5:29 pm

    “Haircut” whatcha cuttin?

  26. Joe Wisniewski

    June 29, 2023 at 5:36 pm

    That is the face of a man who has seen action in Fallujah.

  27. david king

    June 29, 2023 at 5:38 pm

    The fact that he has the bravery to serve this country with his brothers, and then to do this shows the true character of this man god bless you mommy!

  28. vikingnor h

    June 29, 2023 at 5:39 pm

    At least thank the guy that really made u famous.

  29. Moritz K.

    June 29, 2023 at 5:46 pm

    Even the subtitles on Tom’s perfect pronounciation said ‘Burt’ Kreischer at one point – even AI is in on this meme <3.

  30. Adam Velander

    June 29, 2023 at 5:59 pm

    What brand is that shirt?

  31. MG

    June 29, 2023 at 6:02 pm

    That’s so much sugar

  32. Carlo Duran

    June 29, 2023 at 6:09 pm

    Saw Tom at the VA. Glad you got it together buddy. They worked a miracle.

  33. Artofficial

    June 29, 2023 at 6:17 pm

    The funniest thing he has done is break his leg.

  34. Adam Gambescia

    June 29, 2023 at 6:17 pm

    thank you for your service Capt. Segura

  35. Flannelcupcakes

    June 29, 2023 at 6:25 pm

    I think the comment “what happened to Tom Segura” was about what happened regarding his injury.

  36. JeC Gee

    June 29, 2023 at 6:47 pm

    Real nice of Wired to have an r-word on their show

  37. Thor Porter

    June 29, 2023 at 6:57 pm

    American Hero ! should be awarded the purple star

  38. DR Brown

    June 29, 2023 at 7:22 pm

    Toms head looks like it is placed on a body double

  39. Luke Spring

    June 29, 2023 at 7:27 pm

    Tom saved my life in Falluja

  40. J.

    June 29, 2023 at 7:44 pm

    “Why doesn’t Tom Segura divorce his terrible wife”

  41. J.

    June 29, 2023 at 7:49 pm

    “Does Tom Segura still do GHB”

  42. Arthur

    June 29, 2023 at 7:49 pm

    This isn’t Tom Segura, wtf? Everyone knows that Tom Segura always wears a single glove when making public appearances.

  43. RottenAmiigo94

    June 29, 2023 at 8:02 pm

    I’m pretty sure Alice In Chains wrote a song called the Rooster about Toms days back in the war.

  44. avyouandme

    June 29, 2023 at 8:52 pm

    This guy is so anti-stolen valor.

  45. Nat_7

    June 29, 2023 at 9:18 pm

    These comments do no disappoint. Good job, mommies.

  46. WheezyTsunami

    June 30, 2023 at 6:04 pm

    I wish Tom would touch my camera through a fence

  47. Joe H

    June 30, 2023 at 6:17 pm

    If you ask me “how im doing”…i instinctively say “Good, hope you’re doing well”. Boom…you dont even have to talk to me…just shut up 😂😂😂

  48. mnmsaregood1

    June 30, 2023 at 6:23 pm

    Why is Tom segura a serial killer

  49. Lemi Fap

    June 30, 2023 at 6:25 pm

    Mostly Stories is the best stand up. Just for those who need to see a good stand up by a great war hero

  50. Arey14

    June 30, 2023 at 6:33 pm

    You 100% look like DJ Claude VonStroke

  51. mnmsaregood1

    June 30, 2023 at 6:34 pm

    Tom is raising a psychopath kid lol

  52. Silky Johnson

    June 30, 2023 at 6:35 pm

    Where are the bodies Garth??

  53. Jacob Meidinger

    June 30, 2023 at 6:37 pm

    This is BY FAR my favorite autocomplete.

  54. Jason Dowling

    June 30, 2023 at 6:55 pm

    Every time Bret says “push” it’s like fingernails on a f’ing chalkboard

  55. DIY The North

    June 30, 2023 at 6:57 pm

    I was at the taping of his special, get ready for the shower joke lol

  56. fartparticles

    June 30, 2023 at 7:04 pm

    This guy is funny?

  57. Tom Foolery

    June 30, 2023 at 7:18 pm

    Nut Juice!

  58. Roger Moreno

    June 30, 2023 at 7:18 pm

    Tom is my absolute favorite contemporary comedian, he’s the best! Can’t wait for Sledgehammer next week!!

  59. Sarah Williams

    June 30, 2023 at 7:19 pm

    Tom is the best of the best!! Keep ‘Em high n tight Jeans 😊

  60. Shway_Maximus

    June 30, 2023 at 7:37 pm

    I can imagine native in the background

  61. Matthew Simone

    June 30, 2023 at 7:39 pm

    Yeah mommy! Awesome! YMH is the greatest studio! Love Tom and Christina P. You get ‘em jeans! I love you!!!

  62. me29903

    June 30, 2023 at 8:01 pm

    Thank you for your service tom

  63. Rodger Rabbit

    June 30, 2023 at 8:05 pm

    Where are the bodies Garth

  64. Tinderbox

    June 30, 2023 at 8:15 pm

    Well, they skipped the most important question, which is: “Does Tom Segura know why is Bart Chrysler so fat?”

  65. Jadon Williams

    June 30, 2023 at 8:21 pm

    Thank you for your service Tom 🫡

  66. Haaris Ali

    June 30, 2023 at 8:24 pm

    👖

  67. brandon baker

    June 30, 2023 at 8:30 pm

    Why no Garth questions lol

  68. Caleb Bay

    June 30, 2023 at 9:24 pm

    Splash of oat milk. OK Karen.

  69. Jason Scarlett

    June 30, 2023 at 9:25 pm

    this was great

  70. Señor Smoove

    June 30, 2023 at 9:29 pm

    Thank you for your service Jean🫡

  71. Jo Blo

    July 1, 2023 at 11:51 am

    Here’s one: WHY is Tom Segura famous?

  72. Michael Keenan

    July 1, 2023 at 12:05 pm

    “Why… does Tom Segura keep looking over to the side.”

  73. Hank Hill

    July 1, 2023 at 12:26 pm

    Blessings to Tim and the whole Sekura family

  74. Ryan Padilla

    July 1, 2023 at 12:40 pm

    Tom is my soul brother. Or his kid anyway. I did the same thing as the toilet water but took it a step further trying to push my urine as apple juice. The temperature did me in the way the water trail did in Toms kid

  75. Cary Whosawhatis

    July 1, 2023 at 12:46 pm

    Seguuuuuuraaa, sounds Japanese

  76. dannooooooo

    July 1, 2023 at 2:18 pm

    Man, Tom is looking way better, looks like he’s been hitting the gym a lot

  77. Nick Name

    July 1, 2023 at 2:27 pm

    so excited for the new special. been waiting on this for the long time. he’s mosdef in my top 5 comedians of all time.

  78. TH1CKR1CK

    July 1, 2023 at 2:28 pm

    So disappointed Tim didn’t mispronounce Bart Kershers name….

  79. OhhDrew

    July 1, 2023 at 2:30 pm

    Jennifer said ” I thought you and your fat friend are really funny” 😂😂 I’m dead

  80. Michael Dowden

    July 1, 2023 at 2:40 pm

    Happy 4th Thank you for serving on the front lines with me jeans

  81. Peter Rodriguez

    July 1, 2023 at 2:59 pm

    I think the question “what happened to Tom Segura?” was about his basketball incident. Glad he recovered- that was pretty heinous.

  82. Dan Phill

    July 1, 2023 at 3:02 pm

    Tom is THE greatest but people stopped wearing double t-shirts probably about 15 years ago haha

  83. anFy81

    July 1, 2023 at 3:45 pm

    I love Tom and watch his specials and YMH, but the door-guy bit is horrible – it was really hard to watch in his special

  84. The Official Channel

    July 1, 2023 at 4:58 pm

    I got that shirt he has and i love it but i cant find where to buy more and in. Differnt colors

  85. alex bensching

    July 1, 2023 at 5:19 pm

    Thank you for your service.

  86. rydrag

    July 1, 2023 at 6:16 pm

    Man he has lost so much weight

  87. D slacker

    July 1, 2023 at 7:01 pm

    You can see his thousand yard stare😢

  88. Aaron Saunders

    July 1, 2023 at 8:21 pm

    Papa Jeans has gotten so skinny that it looks like his head is two sizes too big.

  89. Jay Jason

    July 1, 2023 at 8:31 pm

    They think Garth Brooks hired a hitman to kill Tom. That’s why they wonder if Tom is still alive. 😂

  90. Lindsay Boyd

    July 1, 2023 at 8:38 pm

    Ball hog

  91. Justin Reavis

    July 1, 2023 at 8:45 pm

    Don’t let Tom lie to you. His kids are Ellis and Mr Parking-lot

    • Rnwr Sliwo

      July 1, 2023 at 9:24 pm

      so excited for the new special. been waiting on this for the long time. he’s mosdef in my top 5 comedians of all time.

  92. Curtis Benoit

    July 1, 2023 at 8:46 pm

    This guys almost as funny as Brent Christals, and half as fat.

  93. Aecs_HigH

    July 1, 2023 at 9:06 pm

    Thank you for your service general Tom

  94. C W

    July 1, 2023 at 9:12 pm

    THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE TOM

  95. Rnwr Sliwo

    July 1, 2023 at 9:23 pm

    So great that wired is finally having active military on these interviews, great to see a normal guy

  96. BantherTracks

    July 2, 2023 at 10:22 am

    Well he has never been funny but he’s raising serial killer kids. That’s the only funny thing about he/her

  97. t millz

    July 2, 2023 at 11:12 am

    I wonder does Tom even try to be funny lol

  98. clint Miller

    July 2, 2023 at 11:14 am

    If he would have gotten him to drink the toilet water how epic would that story be

  99. B. Shaffer

    July 2, 2023 at 11:20 am

    That Starbucks order….🙄

  100. Noah Lipshutz

    July 2, 2023 at 11:27 am

    I think the bank one is about how he’s on The List now…

    • ᴛᴇxᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴏɴ ᴛᴇʟᴇɢʀᴀᴍ 👉@WIREDTECHOFFICIAL

      July 2, 2023 at 12:21 pm

      🎁🎉

  101. Christian Gravemaker

    July 2, 2023 at 12:25 pm

    “Did Tom Seguare use Ozempic to lose weight?” is #1 search query for the last couple of months now, let’s be honest.

  102. NERD INSIDE

    July 2, 2023 at 12:25 pm

    “Don’t roll your fucken eyes at me” 😮

  103. NERD INSIDE

    July 2, 2023 at 12:27 pm

    These videos would resonate more with me if Wired used Bing DuckDuckGo as well as Google.

  104. Julia Goolia

    July 2, 2023 at 12:43 pm

    Touch my camera thru the fence

  105. Timcinnati

    July 2, 2023 at 12:53 pm

    I love this man. Thanks for your service.

  106. Rust, Dust & Guts

    July 2, 2023 at 1:09 pm

    This man was in Fallujah for fuck’s sakes

  107. matthewkoz

    July 2, 2023 at 3:22 pm

    What model watch is he wearing in this?

  108. T.J. Hunter

    July 2, 2023 at 3:43 pm

    I’m glad Tom is in a healthy state…. but his head looks like it’s been really well placed in another body.

  109. Luke

    July 2, 2023 at 3:48 pm

    I pray to fed smoker every day for Tom and his gracious sacrifice for my freedom, without him I would not be able to take 10-12 Benadryl

  110. JRR

    July 2, 2023 at 4:00 pm

    Where are the bodies Garth??!

  111. That Guy

    July 2, 2023 at 4:16 pm

    Tom Segura looks like Chris O’Donnell. So imma need Tom and Bert to remake batman and Robin. Obviously Bert has to be batman.

  112. daltonkirby

    July 2, 2023 at 4:24 pm

    Did they enlarge the main mommies head?

  113. Dakota Totten

    July 2, 2023 at 4:31 pm

    This man is looking great ! His green beret training and him teaching navy seals how to clear entire buildings alone is obviously making him slim down . LOOKING LIKE A HIGH PANTS WEARING KING !

  114. videoscuba24

    July 2, 2023 at 5:23 pm

    Just Glassin’

  115. Grant O'Brien

    July 2, 2023 at 5:24 pm

    Tom Segura for #snl!

  116. Avengent

    July 2, 2023 at 6:48 pm

    I looked up Tom Segura, and now he’s my favorite

  117. CityTake

    July 2, 2023 at 6:49 pm

    Pretty sure that ‘what happened to Tom segura’ was about his basket ball injury

  118. Zsleazy

    July 2, 2023 at 7:21 pm

    Sell out

  119. Josh Sagar

    July 2, 2023 at 7:35 pm

    those starbucks employees don’t know how lucky they are. This guy is a certified special operations leader with multiple tours in Fallujah.

  120. Brian Pechin

    July 2, 2023 at 8:39 pm

    Tom Segura is my favorite veteran, thank you for your service to this country.

  121. snoookie456

    July 3, 2023 at 11:34 am

    Thanks for your service, Tom! The world is a safer place because of people like you!

  122. LKT991

    July 3, 2023 at 11:48 am

    I met Tom after a show in 2016. I went specifically to see him. It was so funny I laughed myself into a headache lol He signed something for me and took pics with me and my husband separately. I’m so glad I met fat Tom when he had no standards and would mingle with common street trash after a show. Still have the pics and my “BIKES!” shirt.

  123. Tobias Karadut

    July 3, 2023 at 12:02 pm

    You would never know that he is the actual ghostwriter for garth brooks. He’s too humble to say a word, but we all know the truth.

  124. Big Lumbee

    July 3, 2023 at 12:14 pm

    No one even thanked him for his service.

  125. BaconNMegs

    July 3, 2023 at 12:27 pm

    Christina pushashitski??? Golden lol funniest thing Bert has ever said

  126. Austin Milby

    July 3, 2023 at 12:46 pm

    I only know of him because of Burts fame

  127. gertbeefrobe

    July 3, 2023 at 1:09 pm

    Best ad for a comedy special ever. Thanks for the laughs.

  128. FitzChivalryFarseer2

    July 3, 2023 at 2:42 pm

    Anyone who does not comprehend how a question works is a fool Tom very much included. The painfully stupid how are you the dumb Americans say is one of the most greatest and daily crimes against the english language

  129. Jackson Sheen

    July 3, 2023 at 2:46 pm

    Best Japanese comic in the game

  130. Bangs McCoy

    July 3, 2023 at 2:49 pm

    Hi Jeans!

  131. ExpertArmory

    July 3, 2023 at 2:59 pm

    I’ll never forget what Tom Segura did for this country in Fallujah. Thank you for your selfless service, Tom.

  132. Dontpanic

    July 3, 2023 at 3:07 pm

    Hey it’s that guy that launched Andrew Tate into the mainstream 😒 thanks a lot r word

  133. David Jordan

    July 3, 2023 at 3:19 pm

    If SWAT ever has to raid Garth’s compound, it’s cool they can depend on you to have their six.

  134. Ben Smith

    July 3, 2023 at 3:45 pm

    Always love hearing him talking about Bryce Kutcher

  135. Devino Balogna

    July 3, 2023 at 5:05 pm

    Toms keeping it high and tight brother! Keep feathering it!

  136. Uncultured Swine

    July 3, 2023 at 5:30 pm

    He looks like the cop youtuber Mike The Cop lol

  137. Jackson D'Albini

    July 3, 2023 at 5:43 pm

    Tom is lookin good

  138. Taylor Brooks

    July 3, 2023 at 6:35 pm

    BRING THE GLOVE BACK TOM

    • nieooj gotoy

      July 3, 2023 at 7:37 pm

      Christina pushashitski??? Golden lol funniest thing Bert has ever said

  139. 1htalp9

    July 3, 2023 at 6:38 pm

    Tom looks like Garth Brooks

  140. YoungEggie

    July 3, 2023 at 6:52 pm

    A man of valor. Thank you for always putting truth and honor above all else! I know you’re touching all the cameras through heavens fences! RIP LEGEND

  141. Benjamin Bertram

    July 3, 2023 at 6:59 pm

    You look 20 years younger than you did 6 years ago

  142. nieooj gotoy

    July 3, 2023 at 7:36 pm

    Thanks for your service, Tom! The world is a safer place because of people like you!

  143. lostinwisconsin

    July 3, 2023 at 8:28 pm

    13:00 I’m dying lol😂

  144. Alex Baker

    July 3, 2023 at 9:20 pm

    Lmao i dont watch YMH anymore but i def clicked on this video to scroll the comments. Mommies are legendary commenters.

  145. NickyH710

    July 3, 2023 at 10:09 pm

    man,when tom talks about how insane his sons are always makes me cry laughing.

  146. Little Fawns

    July 3, 2023 at 11:01 pm

    Tom’s looking very aesthetical

  147. Clay Rester

    July 3, 2023 at 11:45 pm

    7:13
    haha theres no boarding order on PJs…

  148. Skully Jones

    July 4, 2023 at 1:27 am

    Watching this on 4th of July and got to find out I can watch a new Tom special lol

  149. Brandon

    July 4, 2023 at 1:50 am

    Thank you for going back and rescuing my sister

  150. thebingthing

    July 4, 2023 at 4:06 am

    Tom 100% got red pilled. My guy top g

  151. Meow Meowmeow

    July 4, 2023 at 8:34 am

    I was definitely rolling my eyes but I agree it’s not ridiculous.

  152. Loudd

    July 4, 2023 at 11:54 am

    Wow never heard of this guy but he’s definitely famous.

  153. Josh Lavers

    July 4, 2023 at 12:48 pm

    The joke went like this:

    “You know, Andrew’s research on brain function is really fascinating. He’s found that there’s a certain frequency that you can play to people’s brains that makes them more susceptible to suggestion. So, I was thinking, what if we could use that to create a more effective way to get people to listen to podcasts? Like, what if we could create a podcast that played at that frequency, and then people would be so suggestible that they would just have to listen to it?”

  154. SONICgokuverine

    July 4, 2023 at 1:39 pm

    I spent some time in Afghanistan back in ‘09-10 and I gotta say, your time in the Oculus definitely counts. Happy 4th of July, brother! You earned it!

  155. Matt

    July 4, 2023 at 1:44 pm

    Tom looking good mate, lost a heap of weight. Gotta get Bert on that train

  156. Ban Parlous

    July 4, 2023 at 4:02 pm

    no no no, Tom looks very much like “G” 😂. Look at Tom evading questions stop

  157. Robert Tokar-Rogers

    July 4, 2023 at 4:40 pm

    MASSIVE noggin

  158. Jdk

    July 4, 2023 at 5:35 pm

    This is the most out of touch and fake comedian working today. Almost as bad as his buddy Bert.

  159. jc4jax

    July 4, 2023 at 5:36 pm

    Segura is so much more intelligent & funnier than Bert

  160. Grandma farts

    July 4, 2023 at 5:38 pm

    Where are the bodys Garth??

  161. Soleil Oshun

    July 4, 2023 at 5:56 pm

    Surprise in one asked does Tom Segura use a wash rag

  162. Molly Uppstrom

    July 4, 2023 at 5:57 pm

    Always have loved him

  163. SparkleMotion

    July 4, 2023 at 5:58 pm

    YES!!!! I LOVE WATCHING MY FAVE COMEDIAN SUCCEED!!! This man is the next goat.

  164. RT T

    July 4, 2023 at 6:01 pm

    Well now I know how Segura felt at the bank.

  165. Павел Кубанов

    July 4, 2023 at 6:12 pm

    boring af

  166. Chris Janeway

    July 4, 2023 at 6:54 pm

    The only people I want to do a meet and greet with are the type of people who would rather step in front of a bus than do a meet and greet. We gotta solve this

  167. Maddison E.

    July 4, 2023 at 9:07 pm

    The for safety episode KILLS ME EVERY TIME

  168. Mal W

    July 4, 2023 at 10:28 pm

    Don’t blow off your Dad’s balls, you might need those.

  169. Beaumont Byrom

    July 5, 2023 at 12:04 am

    Where…is the rest of Tom Segura?

  170. David Bourland

    July 5, 2023 at 12:38 am

    I wonder if I wonder if Garth Brooks watched this. I’m also hoping Garth will tell us where the bodies are soon.

  171. Jordan Wood

    July 5, 2023 at 12:42 am

    On today, July 4, i would like to thank Tom Segura for his service to our country & his bravery in combat.
    Do you like getting ICP face tattoos? Well the reason you HAVE the freedom to do that in the first place is because of war veterans like Tom.

  172. Grantis Shananaa

    July 5, 2023 at 4:23 am

    The toilet water story with his kid is just further proof that Tom is a legit serial killer who’s only outlet is through comedy lmao No wonder I relate to this guy

  173. Craig DiIanni

    July 5, 2023 at 8:06 am

    He kept mispronouncing Bart Kurshiner’s name lol

  174. Missouri mongoose

    July 5, 2023 at 8:37 am

    I gotta say Ole Tom is lookin healthy these days

  175. G Dub

    July 5, 2023 at 9:06 am

    Different.

  176. C.J Gaffney

    July 5, 2023 at 9:30 am

    Thank you Tom for your service.

  177. Emerson Lee

    July 5, 2023 at 12:59 pm

    “Who Tom Segura looks like” is def H Jon Benjamin 😂

  178. Steven Liddicoat

    July 5, 2023 at 2:18 pm

    Hi Bert!

  179. FroZenNinja

    July 5, 2023 at 6:53 pm

    Ah, the comments for any Tim videos are always the best part. I wonder if he ever warns people that the comment section on his video will be just a cacophony of seemingly insane, off the wall things. Keep featherin’ it mommies!

  180. Dee Construct

    July 5, 2023 at 7:21 pm

    Tom, bald is not a haicut.

  181. Joel Pfister

    July 5, 2023 at 8:09 pm

    “Tom segura bank” is in reference to when he told a story about being on some sort of government watch list for taking pictures of a cute teller he thought he could set up a friend with. *Told on Conan*

  182. Delaney Jeffery

    July 6, 2023 at 3:40 am

    Can’t believe they got such a distinguished combat veteran for an interview. Tom is the definition of chaotic calm.

  183. HDVisions

    July 6, 2023 at 6:27 am

    One of my favorite White’s ❤

  184. noneya

    July 6, 2023 at 9:26 am

    When i went to his show, he brought on Jeff Tate. It wasn’t good.

  185. Mr Bleak

    July 6, 2023 at 11:19 am

    Keep those jeans high tight.

  186. Jack Stevenson

    July 6, 2023 at 3:00 pm

    One of my favorite all time comics. Sledgehammer is great.

  187. Crown Hic

    July 6, 2023 at 3:57 pm

    Thank you for your service, Thomas. JEANS! Edit: bikes!

  188. Dimia Darnay

    July 6, 2023 at 6:34 pm

    Awesome 🤟🏾🤟🏾🤟🏾🤟🏾🤟🏾🤟🏾🤟🏾🤟🏾🤟🏾🤟🏾🤟🏾🤟🏾🤟🏾🤟🏾🤟🏾🤟🏾🤟🏾🤟🏾🤟🏾🤟🏾🤟🏾🤟🏾🤟🏾🤟🏾🤟🏾🤟🏾🤟🏾🤟🏾🤟🏾🤟🏾🤟🏾🤟🏾🤟🏾🤟🏾💖💖

  189. SSJP96 customs

    July 6, 2023 at 6:42 pm

    Ballhog and sledgehammer are my favorite Tom soecials

  190. Dante Watches

    July 6, 2023 at 8:19 pm

    Oh, god. I was a logger too. I wonder what shows he was on.

  191. M C

    July 6, 2023 at 8:29 pm

    Thank you for your service Colonel 🫡🫡🫡

  192. benfrankin

    July 6, 2023 at 8:37 pm

    Im a fan of YMH and 2 bears and whatever other podcast hes a guest in, but some parts were slightly cringy

  193. River Dawn

    July 6, 2023 at 8:46 pm

    We’ve all had a limp one at some point…..I AINT GOING OUT LIKE THAT!!!!!!!

  194. Chris Staton

    July 6, 2023 at 9:46 pm

    Where are the bodies G?

  195. clever username

    July 6, 2023 at 10:05 pm

    BIKES!

  196. MOses Gossett

    July 7, 2023 at 1:27 am

    Another dumb question could have been assed: Is Tom Segura…Tom Segura?

  197. Scott Campbell

    July 7, 2023 at 1:54 am

    I think the bank question is about being put on an active threat list trying to grab a picture for Sickler.

  198. Joel Maltin

    July 7, 2023 at 3:08 am

    Describing a 50 year old bert a “frat dude” is the dumbest thing on the internet that ive heard in a good while.

  199. CestMOI

    July 7, 2023 at 8:06 am

    0:29 “Would you ever date your mom” #iykyk #ymh

  200. norfy

    July 7, 2023 at 10:40 am

    Tom had to bring a trainer on tour with him so he could get fit enough to keep Bert on his shoulders

  201. Drew Blank

    July 7, 2023 at 10:43 am

    What about garth? Where are the bodies garth!!!?!!

  202. Gregory Hines

    July 7, 2023 at 10:47 am

    Nice! My favorite Japanese comedian!

  203. stephen doing

    July 7, 2023 at 2:31 pm

    So sorry to hear of your dad’s passing.

  204. Micah Sean

    July 7, 2023 at 2:33 pm

    Tom’s best specials are in reverse order ending with completely normal

  205. K E

    July 7, 2023 at 2:48 pm

    I can’t wait for him to cool down. People are pretending he is as good as Louis CK or Chapelle … but realistically there was a void as those two stopped constantly doing media and Tom was put in that void. He’s good.

  206. Dylan Wicke

    July 7, 2023 at 3:45 pm

    He looks like garth brooks

  207. freakinduck

    July 7, 2023 at 4:51 pm

    11 years? 3 max 😂

  208. Beatleboy8100

    July 7, 2023 at 5:25 pm

    Thank you to this fine Gentleman for warning us about The Country Music Star / Alleged Serial Killer, Garth Brooks. You’re doing this Country a service. I salute you and God bless the United States. 🇺🇸

  209. Alijandi2419

    July 7, 2023 at 7:05 pm

    Why does it look like they photoshopped Tom’s head onto a 30-year old retired model’s body?

  210. Samuel Emery Jiu Jitsu

    July 7, 2023 at 9:28 pm

    Most important soldier in history. I can’t even believe he is alive! God bless.

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