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@Aerie925
August 12, 2024 at 2:48 pm
Use a spoon 😂😂 and absolutely no canned peas 🤢
@hayesab26
August 12, 2024 at 2:54 pm
Do you spear your rice too?
@chadman108
August 12, 2024 at 3:01 pm
It’s the gayest thing I’ve seen🏳️🌈🤮
@dirtyprancing5930
August 12, 2024 at 3:07 pm
Serving peas in formal dining is officially cruel
@larrypahl5756
August 12, 2024 at 3:13 pm
a spoon
@rallan1953
August 12, 2024 at 3:30 pm
Polite society is inefficient.
@Dirk80241
August 12, 2024 at 3:35 pm
In order to eat peas properly, you need a heavy British accent.
@RacingSnails64
August 12, 2024 at 3:36 pm
Cue the peas!
@wait.whereami5140
August 12, 2024 at 4:16 pm
This is so dumb …
@christymccullough7306
August 12, 2024 at 4:44 pm
Lol
@FemShepFanGal
August 12, 2024 at 4:58 pm
This man is such a breath of fresh air
@LxftRxght
August 12, 2024 at 5:11 pm
Mate, the balancing game is the most fun part.
And when you can’t be arsed, spoon-wield shovel is my special move.
@vultureculture7707
August 12, 2024 at 5:32 pm
Do fancy Brits not have spoons?
@Stephain
August 12, 2024 at 5:33 pm
Polite society enjoys eating room temperature peas apparently.
@mainly_marvel
August 12, 2024 at 6:01 pm
imagine how time-consuming it would be to do that with the entire plate of peas
@dmyt-fr
August 12, 2024 at 6:43 pm
Never serve peas in a formal dinner. What is wrong with the English??
@richardh9828
August 12, 2024 at 7:01 pm
First World Problem.
@MrBonkSam
August 12, 2024 at 7:05 pm
The sole solution is to not eat peas
@joeking4414
August 12, 2024 at 7:10 pm
A fpoon works better
@starkparker16
August 12, 2024 at 7:54 pm
Kind of a dingus
@Bagelbytez
August 12, 2024 at 8:04 pm
I love when it takes 5 hours to eat peas. Great suggestion
@k1ngN0rk
August 12, 2024 at 8:04 pm
Don’t use spoon guys like primates! Just scoop with a fork! It’s ok to scoop!
@FooShiestyOG
August 12, 2024 at 8:13 pm
You’d be kicked out the cook out
@gauravbhasin7856
August 12, 2024 at 8:43 pm
Use the spoon, easy!!
@mrgreen9086
August 12, 2024 at 8:46 pm
I eat my peas with honey ive done it all me life. It makes the peas taste funny, but it keeps it on the knife
@rootelation486
August 13, 2024 at 5:55 am
Why are you holding the fork like a 6 month old and expecting anything to stay on the fork😂
@djr9999
August 13, 2024 at 5:58 am
just give me a spoon, please
@sitm
August 13, 2024 at 6:23 am
I squish em then fork it
@carlsagan495
August 13, 2024 at 9:11 am
Cue the Seinfeld episode
@geoffroi-le-Hook
August 13, 2024 at 9:22 am
I eat my peas with honey
I’ve done it all my life
Now some folks think it’s funny
But it keeps them on my knife
@georgiosthomas1393
August 13, 2024 at 9:23 am
Κουτάλι λέγεται και είναι καλύτερο απο το πιρούνι
@sasasthisu
August 13, 2024 at 9:29 am
That looks appetizing 😂
@marktyler3381
August 13, 2024 at 10:02 am
I eat my peas with honey, I’ve done so all my life. It makes the peas taste funny, but it keeps them on the knife.
@simonf8902
August 13, 2024 at 10:48 am
Must be eating off the back of fork
@astralasd
August 13, 2024 at 10:56 am
Why did they get like the most posh person ever for this. No one eats peas like that
@Hahahahaaahaahaa
August 13, 2024 at 11:11 am
I assume he’s doing this because he can’t get actual gigs, but this is wrong. The tines should always be pointed DOWN for peas, if for some insane reason you are at “fine dining” with a plate of peas and no mash, you can use the knife, but everything in this video is wrong.
TBC it’s ALL insane and every etiquette book should be burned, but if you are going to preach at least read the bible.
@darksparkle9849
August 13, 2024 at 11:58 am
Thankfully I never dine with people who give a crap about something this trivial
@jungl3ist
August 13, 2024 at 1:15 pm
Who eats peas at formal dining?
@lebaggins10
August 13, 2024 at 1:27 pm
He’s been to Eton! – Just to clean the drains darling – Knighthood and job as permenent secretary incivil service incoming
@FazNash
August 13, 2024 at 2:19 pm
Just shove it down ur gob😂
@jaydavidrn82
August 13, 2024 at 2:48 pm
canned peas are TERRIBLE
@mark35720
August 13, 2024 at 4:13 pm
Spoon it
@hcblue
August 13, 2024 at 4:15 pm
First faux pas: serving peas at your formal dinner at all
@priyanthalamuthu7401
August 13, 2024 at 4:43 pm
Disgusting
@pauluap2320
August 13, 2024 at 4:46 pm
Yeah and the restaurant closes before you finish your peas, great job mate
@deathninja16
August 13, 2024 at 4:51 pm
use a spoon for fucks sake. my mom wouldve told me to not play with my food if i was stabbing them.
@trojansky2348
August 13, 2024 at 5:40 pm
What is he wearing pink lipstick? Ghey as f
@binko6046
August 13, 2024 at 6:37 pm
Dude probably eats rice with tweezers
@alexandernguyen8203
August 13, 2024 at 8:23 pm
Use a McDonald’s straw
@PerrenialMillennial
August 13, 2024 at 9:19 pm
This guy is a Londoner, they are a different breed.
@love.lily.y
August 13, 2024 at 11:23 pm
Never go to a formal dinner, noted👍🏻
@bryandoyle765
August 14, 2024 at 12:54 am
Because you’re gripping the fork like you’ve never held one before!
@PapayaSalad562
August 14, 2024 at 12:57 am
Just grab a handful and shove it down your mouth hole
@SabrielBlack
August 14, 2024 at 1:15 am
The dank look of these peas is a crime.
@ruthcooper4173
August 14, 2024 at 1:16 am
I don’t eat peas, especially out of the ‘tin’!!!
@jvac21893
August 14, 2024 at 7:02 am
I’m sorry, if my kids we’re eating their peas by stabbing 2 or 3 at a time on their fork, I’d tell them to stop playing around with their food. You look ridiculous.
@Rary.0
August 14, 2024 at 8:25 am
just dont eat disgusting’s peas
@LysisAG
August 14, 2024 at 8:41 am
In truly formal dining, peas are always served with mash. So it becomes rather easy.
@ElverGalarga-tw4cc
August 14, 2024 at 9:42 am
A young man once said “I like to get peas with a knife!” – Homer J Simpson
@Manic72
August 14, 2024 at 11:32 am
Is it common to hold your fork like that? I use a grip similar to the jazz grip for drummers holding drumsticks.
@paullukaskruger9233
August 14, 2024 at 11:41 am
next one please „How to breathe“ thanks
@Firefly1030
August 14, 2024 at 12:10 pm
“How do you eat your peas?”
Me: “don’t”
@csabakorom6147
August 14, 2024 at 1:56 pm
What about slavery and colonisation?
@robertandrus5917
August 14, 2024 at 6:57 pm
With a spoon
@tombeegeeeye5765
August 14, 2024 at 7:36 pm
I don’t associate a pile of peas with formal dining..
@Hellbagty
August 14, 2024 at 7:38 pm
Naahhh, I’m eating with ma hand!
@Gojo10110
August 14, 2024 at 8:17 pm
Maybe use a spoon
@Aragorn7884
August 14, 2024 at 10:48 pm
Yeah, no.
@Ravindrakumar-np4bp
August 15, 2024 at 4:06 am
People before spoons existed :
@Fizafarooqui
August 15, 2024 at 6:42 am
Nearest available tin.
@SafWho
August 15, 2024 at 8:12 am
Eat with your right hand…clean ya butt with ya left😂😂😂 but in your case guess you use the left for both😂😂😂😂😂
@Banned4commentingFAX
August 15, 2024 at 10:10 am
Should be arrested
@topolis3583
August 15, 2024 at 10:40 am
monarchist AI
@_jojo11
August 15, 2024 at 6:41 pm
Those peas look deceased
@user-um3nv8xy2i
August 15, 2024 at 8:50 pm
Open your mouth wide and tip the plate up
@arshiaey
August 15, 2024 at 9:05 pm
Do… Spoons not exist?
@ADHDeb
August 16, 2024 at 12:08 am
The proper way to eat peas: Don’t. Peas are gross. The End.
@dawidmayska4870
August 16, 2024 at 4:19 am
Wait, the pronges on the fork ate called tines?
@briansorensen1104
August 16, 2024 at 8:49 am
Why is he holding the fork like a shovel? Very uncouth. He held it correctly with the right hand but not the left. That could explain the balance problem.
@adamyasingh3713
August 16, 2024 at 9:06 am
We use a spoon and fork in formal dinning
@casdemorree
August 16, 2024 at 9:23 am
Why keep your fork that way. Just put the end of it on your hand. Easy peasy
@netmat04
August 16, 2024 at 12:19 pm
Eat your peas with honey
@flyingpotatoes9444
August 16, 2024 at 12:31 pm
For someone who is supposed to be an “etiquette expert”, he is holding his fork and knife completely wrong when using that specific fork and knife method. They need to held off the fingertips with a flat sueface, not with a tilt
@emilybattle4790
August 16, 2024 at 1:07 pm
Happy to be casual
@kalindukassapa
August 16, 2024 at 1:28 pm
Brother eww
@Doc-Holliday1851
August 16, 2024 at 2:55 pm
Eating 2-3 peas at a time sounds like an absolute nightmare. The better option is don’t order peas
@jessicasmith6873
August 16, 2024 at 9:18 pm
So 4 peas at a time? Cool
@costaslopez5700
August 18, 2024 at 9:49 am
Very demure very mindful
@corvustech7901
August 18, 2024 at 10:05 am
On the plus side when you’re done with your peas you’ll be exactly where you need to be for next mornings breakfast in about 30 minutes
@t-rhymefuture2598
August 18, 2024 at 10:18 am
Thank you soooo much for this incredible and valuable knowledge. İ am pretty sure that it’s gonna be very helpful to me for the rest of my life!
@blackmagicfilms39
August 18, 2024 at 10:32 am
I don’t have that kind of patience.
@luckytrinh333
August 18, 2024 at 4:59 pm
Same 🤷
@91YEHNAH
August 18, 2024 at 2:46 pm
You dropped one when you did this for your instavideo, William😂
@nlknok77
August 18, 2024 at 2:49 pm
5 hours later your peas are ice cold and you’re not even half through the meal
@luckytrinh333
August 18, 2024 at 4:55 pm
Bruh real 💀
@pbj4658
August 18, 2024 at 3:04 pm
The mush is real overcooked
@josephcarrdus3132
August 18, 2024 at 4:31 pm
Ahem: I eat my peas with honey, I’ve done it all my life, it makes the peas taste funny, but it keeps them on the knife.
@luckytrinh333
August 18, 2024 at 4:50 pm
Useless…
@luckytrinh333
August 18, 2024 at 4:50 pm
Get a job…
@luckytrinh333
August 18, 2024 at 5:01 pm
We get GTA 6 before this guy finishes 💀
@luckytrinh333
August 18, 2024 at 5:02 pm
We get Mr Beast apology video before this guy finishes 💀
@luckytrinh333
August 18, 2024 at 5:02 pm
We get heat death of the universe before this guy finishes 💀
@luckytrinh333
August 18, 2024 at 5:02 pm
We get fime traveling before this giy finishes 💀
@luckytrinh333
August 18, 2024 at 5:03 pm
We get the proof of P vs NP before this guy finishes 💀
@luckytrinh333
August 18, 2024 at 5:03 pm
We get chess 2 before this guy finishes 💀
@luckytrinh333
August 18, 2024 at 5:12 pm
Are you allergic to spoons???
@luckytrinh333
August 18, 2024 at 5:12 pm
Are you allergic to intelligence??
@luckytrinh333
August 18, 2024 at 5:12 pm
Are you allergic to think?
@FurMother
August 18, 2024 at 5:13 pm
Use a spoon
@luckytrinh333
August 18, 2024 at 5:14 pm
Facts 🗣️🗣️
@MrSheffcity
August 18, 2024 at 5:42 pm
Check this man’s hard drive
@trickster_qc
August 18, 2024 at 6:48 pm
One word: spoon
@JakeFace0
August 18, 2024 at 7:05 pm
Has he explained what etiquette is or why there are so many stupid rules?
@FishingForLife28
August 18, 2024 at 7:24 pm
That seriously gives me serial killer vibes. Real G’s use a spoon! 😎
@xxafthabxx9346
August 19, 2024 at 5:19 am
Peas 🤢
@tanet
August 19, 2024 at 5:26 am
Just use a forking spoon
@AeronN7
August 19, 2024 at 5:28 am
An escapee, if you will.
@richardjones1737
August 19, 2024 at 7:13 am
Use your hands like a normal person
@ayazbilabal2526
August 19, 2024 at 7:13 am
Or better, use a forking spoon😊
@lewibrooke7879
August 19, 2024 at 8:03 am
You’re supposed to mail them to the queen and wait for her to eat them and then scoop them out of her butt with your tongue
@jopo7996
August 19, 2024 at 8:39 am
His pajamas definitely have a tie and a pocket square.
@amankurien
August 19, 2024 at 8:49 am
Not eating it the way he guided, makes you a peas-ant
@nuberiffic
August 19, 2024 at 9:22 am
I eat my peas with honey
I’ve done it all my life
It makes them taste quite funny
But it keeps them on my knife
@theforeskinsnatcher373
August 19, 2024 at 9:49 am
Spearing them against the knife is genius
@IronOgre
August 19, 2024 at 10:37 am
This is like one of those images of what humanity will look like in 500 years but if we were all white 1st cousins
@filthyclown8033
August 19, 2024 at 10:53 am
Urgh
@MrSummerjamsam
August 19, 2024 at 11:14 am
No
@bacongamer5448
August 19, 2024 at 11:23 am
Someone send this to frenchy
@ryanwells2820
August 19, 2024 at 11:26 am
I think it’s great that while people like myself have to worry about where they’re going to live or afford groceries, some people have to agonize about the etiquette of eating peas
@luckytrinh333
August 19, 2024 at 11:33 am
Spoon Omega Sigma 🗣️🗣️💪
@afillm
August 19, 2024 at 11:36 am
Dude looks like a vampire.
@lhffan
August 19, 2024 at 11:40 am
Idiots yes.
Use spoon.
@xxBONGHUNTER420xx
August 19, 2024 at 12:31 pm
My trusty pocket spoon 🥄 works 10x better 😂
@JustAnNPC69
August 19, 2024 at 12:54 pm
I wondered how desperate rich people must be to not look like a commoner and then I saw this video and I was like “yep pretty desperate”.
@sounduser
August 19, 2024 at 1:04 pm
Mushy.
@BrosBrothersLP
August 19, 2024 at 1:21 pm
So im just sitting there poking peas for 6 hours?
@Bashchannel13
August 19, 2024 at 4:27 pm
Spear method works best if you want dinner to last 4 days long
@vikramtrikha9502
August 19, 2024 at 7:26 pm
Use a big straw
@bladimirveras9895
August 19, 2024 at 8:19 pm
I hate this guy I don’t know why but i hate him
@Lucky_360
August 19, 2024 at 10:34 pm
Man takes 45 minutes to eat his peas 2 at a time
@wesleyheine6016
August 19, 2024 at 11:23 pm
Or double fist them…
@__ev-dog
August 20, 2024 at 12:19 am
Lmao I would lift the plate and scoop them
@captainrobots1
August 20, 2024 at 12:34 am
Or use a spoon
@Cyencrey
August 20, 2024 at 12:44 am
Or just use a fcking spoon
@alfrebi9639
August 20, 2024 at 3:20 am
crazy to hear “in very casual dining it MiGHT be permissible to scoop your peas” get a grip
@korneliakiss
August 20, 2024 at 12:23 pm
WITH A SPOON
@sonicstbh
August 20, 2024 at 5:49 pm
“She eats her peas one at a time.”
@blacktalon1607
August 20, 2024 at 6:48 pm
That is so useless.
@pranabeshd
August 20, 2024 at 11:12 pm
Who cares, man?
@joesellasplaylist
August 20, 2024 at 11:26 pm
You seem like you’d be loads of fun at parties
@axio157
August 21, 2024 at 1:32 am
Very demure
@midweekmike
August 21, 2024 at 4:07 am
Ngl I think imma use that method if I’m eating a dish that has pees and I’m using a fork😅
@singl3s3rvingfri3nds2
August 21, 2024 at 8:14 am
Fking kids
@yettibaker5785
August 21, 2024 at 10:11 am
Who orders a plate of peas..
@user-jz6yf9iq7x
August 21, 2024 at 10:43 am
Is this a joke?
@FrancoBits
August 21, 2024 at 11:48 am
Why complicate things
@HerrRiede
August 21, 2024 at 12:13 pm
Never in my life did I spear my pee.
@kassierobinson636
August 21, 2024 at 12:52 pm
I just don’t eat peas.
@trevorschmidt4728
August 21, 2024 at 1:04 pm
This guy seems like the biggest ninny I’ve ever seen
@attackedbyrobots
August 21, 2024 at 2:52 pm
I think I can eat whatever I’m eating at any given moment however I want.
@cowboy8474
August 21, 2024 at 4:24 pm
Canned peas???? Willingly?????
@scottmammenvlogs9908
August 21, 2024 at 6:07 pm
Just shut up and lemme eat my dam peas