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Tom Holland: “She’s Married to Me”
WIRED tasks Matt Damon (Odysseus), Anne Hathaway (Penelope), Tom Holland (Telemachus) and Robert Pattinson (Antinous) to answer the 50 most searched questions about _The Odyssey._ Whether it’s 10 minutes or 10 years, Odysseus gets there in the end. #TheOdyssey #Odysseus #Homer Still haven’t subscribed to WIRED on YouTube? ►► Listen to the Uncanny Valley podcast…
@UsmannAIi
August 3, 2026 at 12:10 pm
Muslims 🤝 Christians = Love
@ThisleBush
August 3, 2026 at 12:31 pm
No religion = true love
@t2ten820
August 3, 2026 at 12:40 pm
Put the juice in the equation and they will kill each other
@JavoAP7
August 3, 2026 at 12:58 pm
No
@HoleInDansSock
August 3, 2026 at 3:58 pm
Buddhists staring at you all
@markzuckahberg9352
August 3, 2026 at 5:02 pm
Only when Muslims aren’t killing Christians.
@gtseeyee
August 3, 2026 at 12:10 pm
nice
@avinash19851
August 3, 2026 at 12:33 pm
Wow I’m the fourth comment
@avinash19851
August 3, 2026 at 12:34 pm
“ no because she’s married to me” 😂
@Kinsugi518
August 4, 2026 at 12:34 am
Yep! Good answer 😂
@zivzulander
August 4, 2026 at 9:39 am
Spider-Man: Brand New Spouse
@cookieauntie
August 4, 2026 at 2:01 pm
❤❤❤❤❤
@Interior-g2r
August 3, 2026 at 1:47 pm
I love how Pattinson just says things to entertain himself and stir the pot.
@VeN0MX_09_69
August 4, 2026 at 12:30 pm
Just here for shits and giggles
@allen604
August 3, 2026 at 1:58 pm
Robert: Well…….😏
@MuzerlinaV
August 3, 2026 at 2:28 pm
Odysseus had children with both Circe and Calypso. So, that’s a big NO.
@Iamtk777
August 3, 2026 at 5:50 pm
The real question is how consensual those relationships were on Odysseus’ side, which varies in each telling.
@kingmerpyderp5947
August 3, 2026 at 9:24 pm
It’s highly suggested that he was forced.
@MuzerlinaV
August 3, 2026 at 9:28 pm
@kingmerpyderp5947- With Calypso? Definitely. But with Circe? He and his men were real happy visit her and her nymphs in her palace. (After they were turned back into men. 😳
@flyingchinchilla2683
August 3, 2026 at 10:20 pm
Homer did not mention an affair with Circe.
@gabriel.leroux87
August 3, 2026 at 10:24 pm
Not with Circe in the movie
@chrissdevano
August 3, 2026 at 4:58 pm
They’re married?
@lucianaohyeah12
August 3, 2026 at 5:25 pm
they have been someone said that it was while ago
@kevinquinn4543
August 3, 2026 at 6:03 pm
Spooderman interviewing catwoman talking to batman?
@Zhcwu
August 3, 2026 at 8:25 pm
Matt Damon wasn’t batman, you’re thinking of ben affleck… oh wait that batman……….
@SonicFrozen_Fan2005_Official
August 3, 2026 at 9:51 pm
@Zhcwu Robert Pattinson is Batman.
@blancarodriguez1340
August 3, 2026 at 6:48 pm
😂😂😂😂
@Bumblebeefriend
August 3, 2026 at 8:39 pm
This feels like people talking about their DND characters lol
@OllavoTozzi
August 3, 2026 at 9:15 pm
“Charlize” well, we can all agree on that
@emmaa4957
August 3, 2026 at 9:39 pm
“We were on a break!”
@sceptic-07
August 5, 2026 at 7:58 am
That sh*t never get old 😅
@wetsocksinbed
August 3, 2026 at 10:25 pm
Literally one of the main parts of the Circe plot in Homers Odyssey is that Circe and Odysseus sleep together
@madalenafreire1297
August 3, 2026 at 10:37 pm
How well prepared they were for the roles ! He had children with Circe and Calypso
@MarcYanruw
August 3, 2026 at 10:51 pm
“Charlize”
@BlackMomon
August 4, 2026 at 3:25 am
Athena was one of the virgin goddesses, so no.
@TomAvital
August 10, 2026 at 8:51 pm
Tom dih upscale
@raccacoonie6126
August 4, 2026 at 4:10 am
Penelope is not Ben Afleck so no
@DansChan995
August 4, 2026 at 9:03 am
I mean he had Charlize Theron on a beach perpetually feeding him the best tasting lotus for seven years. The only question is how long did it take before he went for it!
@yashsoni7614
August 4, 2026 at 9:41 am
Pattinson ragebaiting everyone🤣🤣
@Shakya1789
August 4, 2026 at 9:51 am
Bring back the time when actors didn’t pretend like the characters that they played are based on them!
I fear that the attitude of this sort leads to the character being played by the actor rather than an actor playing the character.
@reedeayers
August 4, 2026 at 3:31 pm
They’re making jokes. Hee hee ha ha’s.
@kk_sj3635
August 11, 2026 at 4:15 am
It’s called doing a bit.
@SoulSpectar
August 4, 2026 at 11:04 am
Big ol’ nope on the faithful part, but every rewrite or cover hates talking about it.
And Athena is one of 3 virgin goddesses. She loved Odysseus like some of us love slinkies falling down some stairs.
(Nolan and Epic included, as much as I LOVE both)
@Coffeebreakandmore
August 4, 2026 at 12:58 pm
Any time Robert speaks his coworkers are like “oh brotherrrr this guy STINKS” LMFAO
@mylesphelan84
August 6, 2026 at 5:04 am
MIKE RICE
@somitsoni2196
August 7, 2026 at 3:09 am
Do you all HATE me ?!
@lupitazhang7436
August 4, 2026 at 1:27 pm
They didn’t show her answer 😭 the audacity 😂
@Diapontios
August 4, 2026 at 1:52 pm
“….Charlize!!!”
@qookiemonsta2557
August 4, 2026 at 4:57 pm
It’s shocking to me that you starred in a major movie and you find out in an interview important bits of the storyline of your character. It’s insulting miss Hathaway.
@ellianaellrow
August 6, 2026 at 2:14 am
You know they all weren’t serious and were just joking around?
@Alfa-feto
August 4, 2026 at 8:23 pm
20 years… as long as he comes back to her, its good
@Baldeezzindeed
August 5, 2026 at 12:25 am
He was faithful until they kept the camera rolling
@asawanted
August 5, 2026 at 2:34 am
Don’t think she’s married to you bruh. Ask her again she doesn’t remember you, just some vague memories.
@kk_sj3635
August 11, 2026 at 4:13 am
Facts. She doesn’t love him, she doesn’t even know him. 😅
@alaric-hy
August 5, 2026 at 7:38 am
Catwoman, Spiderman, and Batman right there 😅
@hristijandimitrovski8664
August 5, 2026 at 9:40 am
And Jason Bourne
@dewdropsonaleaf
August 6, 2026 at 9:59 am
I swear bourne would take them all out rn with just those cards!! 😂💯
@dewdropsonaleaf
August 6, 2026 at 10:00 am
@hristijandimitrovski8664 I swear bourne would take them all out rn with just those cards!! 😄
@Obviouslyaroach1011
August 10, 2026 at 11:21 pm
And off brand Loki
@NicolaiTesla
August 5, 2026 at 10:49 am
He might be a little too possessive.
@Mattjammar
August 5, 2026 at 11:10 am
Oh so, none of them actually read the Odyssey before or after taking on their roles.
@Guide504
August 5, 2026 at 2:22 pm
Don’t watch the movie if you want to get the acutal story…
Read the original !
@chisecrecy4974
August 5, 2026 at 3:01 pm
That ain’t Robert that’s Antinuous
@demoisthe1st832
August 5, 2026 at 4:54 pm
I love all the actors well , all but patterson but I hated the odyssey
@abandonmarkspeare5213
August 5, 2026 at 9:29 pm
Pattinson really makes me hates his character in this movie
@TheAviari
August 6, 2026 at 8:48 am
Somebody get this ACTORS outta here!!!!
@johnjames3504
August 8, 2026 at 12:15 pm
Odysseus was raped……
@jacobzosangliana8443
August 8, 2026 at 2:50 pm
Boring Anne
@Girlypopsies-h8r
August 8, 2026 at 8:26 pm
This so cute ❤
@sumisu-v1h
August 11, 2026 at 8:40 pm
Good to see that they’re genuinely having fun with each other